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It's the first section of the B+C you open

 

This forum is the top of the list for my browser history, at work and at home.

 

...When you brainstorm a 3,000 point list that contains a grand total of 18 models, because you like big, stompy, robots (and bigger tanks).

 

 

LORD (Leviathan)

Falchion

- Space Marine Crew, AC, H-K missile

 

LORDS

2 Mechanicum Questoris Knights

- 2 Knights Errant

 

HQ

Archmagos Prime

- Ordinator, gubbinz

 

TROOPS

Thallax Cohort

- 6 Thallax

- 2 phase-plasma fusils

Castellax Maniple

- 5 Castellax

FAST

Primaris-Lightning

- Battle-Servitor, Ground Tracking Auguries

- 2 Krakens, Phosphex bomb cluster

 

HEAVY

Thanatar Maniple

- 2 Thanatar

When your predictive text has Volkite followed by Serpenta, Charger, Caliver and Culverin

 

When find yourself with stronger arms from carrying around massive books instead of a diddy dex and rule book

 

And most importantly, when spending £100-£300 per FW doesn't even cause you to bat an eye lid when previously £40 models from GW made you gnash your teeth

When you sell almost everything you've owned over 15 years in the hobby connected to the 40k time frame, to finance your 30k army.

 

 

....And still don't regret it.  

This....and everything else miniature/hobby related which doesn't fit within the great crusade, heresy or unification.

 

-when you refresh FW a minimum of 60 times on a friday.

 

-when heresy open day becomes a Holiday in your calender to kick back and look at all the pretty stuff to be released. 

 

-When you watch a series/film and think "he'd be perfect to play Dorn..."

 

 

 

When you already want to play every legion but know your mother (I'm a collage student who lives at home) would literally kill you

luckily my father was and is as much into it as me - after 10 years of him having mates over to game she gave in and bought SoB :D - also just wait to you move out/in with a partner who doesn't play...

When you already want to play every legion but know your mother (I'm a collage student who lives at home) would literally kill you

luckily my father was and is as much into it as me - after 10 years of him having mates over to game she gave in and bought SoB biggrin.png - also just wait to you move out/in with a partner who doesn't play...

Conversation with my wife who doesn't play/hates the hobby

Me "hey babe we need to talk forge world soon."

Her, as she rolls her eyes "how much"

Me "chill out"

Her "chill out? You're keeping us at the poverty line with your dumb guys"

Me "Imperial fists"

Her "what?"

Me "for dorn!"

Her "you are such a geek"

Me "i know"

+++Edited for Engrish+++

When your next tattoo is the unification Aquila and you've spoken to your tattoist about the visions of heresy artwork going on your leg

 

Misses- why do you want that

 

Me- so when I kick jump and play sports I have the most inspirational artwork ever to inspire me

 

Misses- why am I marrying you

 

Me- because you seem to tolerate me more than others :D

When you spend 45 minutes typing up the relevant excerpts from Horus Rising, Galaxy in Flames, the Reflection Crack'd, and Angel Exterminatus to win an argument about how good a fighter Lucius the Eternal is.

 

(Not very).

 

I! HAVE! NO! LIFE!!!

When you legally change your surname to Aurelian.....

 

True story

 

Saa Aristotle Aurelian.

 

I think there could have been a better choice, but at least it wasn't Fulgrim/Phonecian.

 

Think of the other possibilities!

 

*Cop looks at your ID*  "Pertur... Pertur-raw-bo? Pertur-ray-bo? I don't even..."

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