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When you're in the midst of building a Siege of Terra army, and then you start a Unification era army and a Scouring army, just to make sure you've covered all your bases.

And you plan to kill every character off

Thought I'd add that

 

Does that make George R. r. Martin a good candidate? :P

 

 

When you're in the midst of building a Siege of Terra army, and then you start a Unification era army and a Scouring army, just to make sure you've covered all your bases.

And you plan to kill every character off

Thought I'd add that

Does that make George R. r. Martin a good candidate? :P

Sadly no I don't like boobs and soft core movies in my heresy Bolter porn is enough

Replace boobs with Blood, gore, slaughter, death, doom and general Grim Darkness and Soft Core with Hard Core. At that point, I think GRRM would make a decent enough candidate :p 

 

 

Then again...that'd just be 30k/40k in general :\

 

then there are a lot of families in the uk we need to start worrying about....

......... I'm in Craftworld Florida so good luck with that. :D

Having learnt from father kurze I think the way to go about it is to leave a body somewhere as an example

(Just in case: no im not going to go on a night lordian rampage around Britain culling criminals, wearing their skins, claiming justice, then turn buckingham palace into my own little black palace of tsalgualsan fame. Honest)

When you are at work placing star droppers every meter for 2kms and your holding a sledgehammer to smash them into the ground, your first thought is "I am The Lord of Iron" and start practicing your swings with your make believe thunder hammer.

 

(I really do have a complex at work )

 

 

When your standing next to your excavator and looking at engineering plans and you say no problem arch magos I'll have it done praise be the omnissah!

When you are at work placing star droppers every meter for 2kms and your holding a sledgehammer to smash them into the ground, your first thought is "I am The Lord of Iron" and start practicing your swings with your make believe thunder hammer.

(I really do have a complex at work )

When your standing next to your excavator and looking at engineering plans and you say no problem arch magos I'll have it done praise be the omnissah!

 

I hope you're using the proper rites of maintenance before using that venerable machine.

 

 

I don't like boobs

... wait, what?

In my horus heresy fool!

I'm a civil construction worker

It's in my job specs to like boobs ogle at woman and like watching things blow up

 

Good thing you're not a union man here in Chicago. Crap never gets done.

 

 

We have a foreman, a supervisor, a specialist, a manager, and one guy to do the job. The rest just stand around and swear.

I don't like boobs

... wait, what?

In my horus heresy fool!

I'm a civil construction worker

It's in my job specs to like boobs ogle at woman and like watching things blow up

Good thing you're not a union man here in Chicago. Crap never gets done.

We have a foreman, a supervisor, a specialist, a manager, and one guy to do the job. The rest just stand around and swear.

And complain about the crap ton of money and life retirement they're making for standing around and swearing.whistlingW.gif

 

 

 

 

I don't like boobs

... wait, what?
In my horus heresy fool!I'm a civil construction workerIt's in my job specs to like boobs ogle at woman and like watching things blow up
Good thing you're not a union man here in Chicago. Crap never gets done.We have a foreman, a supervisor, a specialist, a manager, and one guy to do the job. The rest just stand around and swear.
And complain about the crap ton of money and life retirement they're making for standing around and swearing.:whistlingW:

 

...and about how they only get two coffee breaks a day. I know they do, I work at a Dunkin Donuts.

 

 

Where's that Lacrymallus Arch Magos when you need him?

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