depthcharge12 Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you're in the midst of building a Siege of Terra army, and then you start a Unification era army and a Scouring army, just to make sure you've covered all your bases. And you plan to kill every character off Thought I'd add that Does that make George R. r. Martin a good candidate? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you're in the midst of building a Siege of Terra army, and then you start a Unification era army and a Scouring army, just to make sure you've covered all your bases.And you plan to kill every character offThought I'd add that Does that make George R. r. Martin a good candidate? :P Sadly no I don't like boobs and soft core movies in my heresy Bolter porn is enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Replace boobs with Blood, gore, slaughter, death, doom and general Grim Darkness and Soft Core with Hard Core. At that point, I think GRRM would make a decent enough candidate :p Then again...that'd just be 30k/40k in general :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannicide Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you browse FW's site and dream of a world where all £ are actually $. And then things turn moist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Brother 92 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you read this entire thread, rechecking it daily to see if new posts are up... And see nothing wrong or abnormal in your actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 This is just a giant Vindication-for-playing-30k thread. And I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Captain Lucian Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When one of the first tabs you open in Google chrome is your Forgeworld basket.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Hunk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you are mildly concerned that your child might one day overthrow you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you are mildly concerned that your child might one day overthrow you...You only have to worry about then when you have a total of twenty(-one) kids ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helterskelter Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 then there are a lot of families in the uk we need to start worrying about.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you create a bolter and chainsword account and post why your a junkie....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you've been promising yourself you would put the start of your Heresy army back in the case for a month but don't have the willpower to stop staring at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 then there are a lot of families in the uk we need to start worrying about............. I'm in Craftworld Florida so good luck with that. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helterskelter Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 then there are a lot of families in the uk we need to start worrying about............. I'm in Craftworld Florida so good luck with that. :D Having learnt from father kurze I think the way to go about it is to leave a body somewhere as an example (Just in case: no im not going to go on a night lordian rampage around Britain culling criminals, wearing their skins, claiming justice, then turn buckingham palace into my own little black palace of tsalgualsan fame. Honest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilofix Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 You go to a Renaissance Fair and ask "Where are the Bolters?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you are at work placing star droppers every meter for 2kms and your holding a sledgehammer to smash them into the ground, your first thought is "I am The Lord of Iron" and start practicing your swings with your make believe thunder hammer. (I really do have a complex at work ) When your standing next to your excavator and looking at engineering plans and you say no problem arch magos I'll have it done praise be the omnissah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you are at work placing star droppers every meter for 2kms and your holding a sledgehammer to smash them into the ground, your first thought is "I am The Lord of Iron" and start practicing your swings with your make believe thunder hammer. (I really do have a complex at work ) When your standing next to your excavator and looking at engineering plans and you say no problem arch magos I'll have it done praise be the omnissah! I hope you're using the proper rites of maintenance before using that venerable machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother-Chaplain Kage Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 "Why is he rubbing cooking all over the bucket teeth on that excavator?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 "Why is he rubbing cooking all over the bucket teeth on that excavator?" It makes it easier to bite into ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nehekhare Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I don't like boobs ... wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I don't like boobs ... wait, what? In my horus heresy fool! I'm a civil construction worker It's in my job specs to like boobs ogle at woman and like watching things blow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Kravin Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I don't like boobs ... wait, what? In my horus heresy fool! I'm a civil construction worker man It's in my job specs to like boobs ogle at woman and like watching things blow up Fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 I don't like boobs ... wait, what? In my horus heresy fool! I'm a civil construction worker It's in my job specs to like boobs ogle at woman and like watching things blow up Good thing you're not a union man here in Chicago. Crap never gets done. We have a foreman, a supervisor, a specialist, a manager, and one guy to do the job. The rest just stand around and swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I don't like boobs ... wait, what? In my horus heresy fool! I'm a civil construction worker It's in my job specs to like boobs ogle at woman and like watching things blow up Good thing you're not a union man here in Chicago. Crap never gets done. We have a foreman, a supervisor, a specialist, a manager, and one guy to do the job. The rest just stand around and swear. And complain about the crap ton of money and life retirement they're making for standing around and swearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 I don't like boobs... wait, what?In my horus heresy fool!I'm a civil construction workerIt's in my job specs to like boobs ogle at woman and like watching things blow upGood thing you're not a union man here in Chicago. Crap never gets done.We have a foreman, a supervisor, a specialist, a manager, and one guy to do the job. The rest just stand around and swear.And complain about the crap ton of money and life retirement they're making for standing around and swearing.:whistlingW: ...and about how they only get two coffee breaks a day. I know they do, I work at a Dunkin Donuts. Where's that Lacrymallus Arch Magos when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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