Goreshed Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 So this pops up on the FW website...and makes my heart sing with joy that its reasonable...now who wants to loan me the 1k needed to buy it? Anyone? This whole being an adult thing and buying a house is really getting annoying when FW does things like this exactly when I don't have the extra money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Res Ipsa Loquitur Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 You have more kidneys than you strictly speaking need, while on the other hand you do not have enough Titans. The path seems clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 You can also do just fine with one lung.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Cato Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 There's certain organs you have multiples of for good reason, brother. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 But honestly, this kind of bundle is only intimidating because its one lump sum. Not multiple smaller purchases spread over a longer period that amounts to nearly twice as much as that. *looks at Forgeworld Purchase history...Weeps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loesh Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Guys, guys you're going about this all wrong. You offer up your firstborn son, then you start hacking out your organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goreshed Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 As much as it is a punch in the nuts (or ovaries, I'd hate to discriminate against the female 40k chaos players out there now...) paying $1200 for THREE, not one, not two but THREE titans is pretty much a 65% discount on the bundle, you know, like GW used to do. Who knows, maybe this makeshift alter to the gods will start to work when I just add some blood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beachymike123 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 At least you don't have to pay for postage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperors Immortals Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 A thousand fat chicks are waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother-Chaplain Kage Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Guys, guys you're going about this all wrong. You offer up your firstborn son, then you start hacking out your organs. You can always make more kids, right? And more Forge World purchases after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loesh Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Guys, guys you're going about this all wrong. You offer up your firstborn son, then you start hacking out your organs. You can always make more kids, right? And more Forge World purchases after... Now that I think about it, i'm going about this wrong. Make a Faustian pact for your soul, that thing does nothing but take up space, then move on to your firstborn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Just your soul? You need to go deeper! The soul of your family and all other loved ones, each for a separate order, bonus points if its a virgin daughter (because thats special for some reason...?). Except for your dog. Would never be able to hurt my widdle puppeh even if it was for more FW goodies. The rest of my family, however, is fair game. Think of all the kidneys/lungs/souls I could harvest!?! Edit: for those that have cats, good luck. They don't have souls. Why do you think they have 9 lives? They're already in demon pacts for immortality thats how! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loesh Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Just your soul? You need to go deeper! The soul of your family and all other loved ones, each for a separate order, bonus points if its a virgin daughter (because thats special for some reason...?). Except for your dog. Would never be able to hurt my widdle puppeh even if it was for more FW goodies. The rest of my family, however, is fair game. Think of all the kidneys/lungs/souls I could harvest!?! Forge World is the leading cause of IRL Chaos Worshipers. It's not hard to see why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Hey, if they didn't make such great books and resin crack, it wouldn't be that much of a problem. But they do. So here we are. +++++Black Market News Flash++++++ -Sudden Drop in Kidney Price due to market Saturation -Sudden Drop in Lung Price due to market Saturation +++++Global News Reports+++++ -Sudden Rise in unknown cult activity around the world. Sources state that the Leader of these cults goes by the name "Forger Of Worlds" More at 11! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanofAngels Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I'VE GOT IT! You can sell a limb to buy the kit, then simply replace the limb with one of the titan limbs! Vulcan mega bolter arm, anyone? You may want to try and find a way to paint the new resin arm before you sell the biological one, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Haha. I thought this was going to be another crying thread. Quality :tu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Haha. I thought this was going to be another crying thread. Quality For shame Forte, we're talking about Forgeworld, not GW proper! *mumbles a prayer to Alan Bligh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I know. I have a similar hatred for them. Based fully on the fact that I want their stuff but know that once you break that seal you cannot stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've posted it once and I'll post it again because it's very valid for everyone on it or contemplating embarkation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disciple of Fulgrim Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've resisted getting on the FW train so far, but if the rumored IA book updating all the chaos rules (in one place) does end up coming out, I suspect I'm done for. (Especially if the rules are any good.) And if they ever come out with an official Chaos Knight - well, there goes my piggy bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliGn Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Could be worse, they could offer finance packages and interest free offers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Could be worse, they could offer finance packages and interest free offers... Shhhhhhh...don't give them ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Could be worse, they could offer finance packages and interest free offers... ... I actually would, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goreshed Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 I've already bought some stuff off of FW (read: Nurgle CSM Sorcerer for a friend and the preachers and pyskers for the traitor guard) but anything bigger...well I've held my ground but this is seriously weakening those fortifications. Now if we REALLY want to get creative we simply play 40k FO REALZ. How do you play 40k FO REALZ you ask? It's simple. The person who looses has to give the winner some sort of kidney/limb/lung/what have you sacrificial signifigance for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
40kChrista Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Just your soul? You need to go deeper! The soul of your family and all other loved ones, each for a separate order, bonus points if its a virgin daughter (because thats special for some reason...?). Except for your dog. Would never be able to hurt my widdle puppeh even if it was for more FW goodies. The rest of my family, however, is fair game. Think of all the kidneys/lungs/souls I could harvest!?! Forge World is the leading cause of IRL Chaos Worshipers. It's not hard to see why. Loesh...that's probably one of the best things I've read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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