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7th Edition: The worst list you can make


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We did it in the last editions;

 

http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/240471-the-worst-lists-of-all-time/

 

http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/282934-battle-of-the-worst-lists/

 

http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/228436-the-worst-army-you-can-build/?hl=servitor

 

But things have changed.

 

What's the absolute worst we can make now in 7th?

 

Brotherhood Champion and Strikes?

 

(GK only, no allies!)

Whatever points limit you'd like.  1,500?

 

Edit: It's more difficult this time, as we're missing the trap of Mindlock and Dual Storm Shield Accolytes.

 

While our units aren't 'good', they don't as first glance have any of the sort of liabilities that made the super worst armies of the past (1,600 points of Daemon you were unable to deploy for example).

Plus the Apothecaries can't Holcaust now.

But you can't take a single Paladin with Apothcary and Banner. sad.png

Edit: It's more difficult now.

Maybe Purgation Squads with 4 Psilencers.

Anything we've got will still make mincemeat from the other two worst lists;

C:I with dual SS Accolytes, Mystics and single Servitors.

SW with dual SS Wolfguard. Made more accessible with the Champions of Fenris detachment.

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Edit: Just checked. While you can't get WGT with 2 SS anymore (/sob), PA Wolfguard can still swap both thier Bolt Pistol and Chainsword for a Stormshield each.

Wolfguard with 2 Storm Shields is 48 points. They still have 'nades though. :(

HQ: BC (150)

 

Troops: 2x5-man strikes, no options (110 each)

 

Elites: 4xdreads with extra armor (135 each)

 

FA: 2 razors, extra armor and dozer blades (70 each)

 

Heavy: 2x10-man purgators, no special weapons, teleport homers (220 each)

 

That's 1490. Could probably do worse with staves for everyone or using multiple detachments.

 

Edit: Maybe a Techmarine would be worse than the second SS...

Litmus test.

 

Can you make an army worse than;

 

Detachment: Company of the Great Wolf

HQ: Wolflord, Stormshield, Stormshield (135)

Elite: Wolfguard x10, Stormshield x10, Stormshield x10 (480)

Elite: Wolfguard x10, Stormshield x10, Stormshield x10 (480)

Elite: Wolfguard x8, Stormshield x8, Stormshield x8 (384)

 

Total: 1,479

 

29 Marines, only weapons are frag and krak grenades. (WS5 though)

 

Edit: Razors!!!  Awesome!

 

If only you could makie an army of 70 point Rhinos. ;)

Ok, I think I made it worse:

 

Hq:

Brother-captain,warding stave, teleport homer, (185)

Techmarine, warding stave, teleport homer, bone shard (115)

 

Troops:

5xstrikes, staves for everyone, teleport homer for justicar, razor w/ extra armor, dozer (215 pts)

 

Elites:

3xdreads, extra armor (135 each)

 

FA:

2xRazors, extra armor, dozer (70 each)

 

Heavy:

6xpurgator, staves, teleport homer, razor, extra armor, dozer (240)

Same but 5xpurgator (215)

 

1495 total.

 

Would master crafted staves for justicars be a worse waste of 40 points than the extra purgator and the bone shard? One to ponder...

Well, feel free to tweak my list further, I'm sure it can be made even worse.

 

If you bring two of the dreads to 175 and make as many staves as possible master crafted, we could get rid of another dread. Could the razors be made more expensive without accidentally making them useful?

Ok, new revision. I decided brother-captains were too useful with deep strike and all.

Assume all models able to have warding staves, extra armor, dozer, mc melee weapon, teleport homers and digital weapons where able.

 

HQ:

2xBrotherhood Champion (150 each)

2xtechmarine (125 each)

 

Troop:

5xstrikes, rhino (215)

 

Elite:

Venerable Dread (160)

 

FA:

2xrazor (70 each)

 

Heavy:

2x5-man purgator, rhino (215 each)

 

1495 points of useless crap. Enjoy!

 

Edit: decided 36" tlac on the dread was way too useful, and made another rhino into a razor instead

Wait guys, you're ignoring some pretty solid ways to make the list blow out in points and be terrible;

1500 Narrative-Forged Goodness, using double Nemesis Strikeforce;

HQ:
Crowe
(185 points)
(3) Brotherhood Champion
(150 points)
(4) Tech-Marine
(90 points each)
Troops:
(2) Justicar, 4x Strikes, Razorback w/twin-heavy flamer, dozer blade, extra armour
(180 points each)
Fast Attack:
Razorback w/twin-heavy flamer, storm bolter, dozer blade, extra armour
(75 points)
Razorback w/twin-heavy flamer, dozer blade, extra armour
(70 points)
1.5k on the dot
Beat that msn-wink.gif
I'll explain why this is the worst list possible;
- Firstly, only two units in the entire army can Deepstrike. These are units of 5x PA dudes, and they already bought dedicated transports. Maximum anti-synergy between unit and upgrades (plus they're just naked with swords). Also maximum anti-synergy with the Nemesis Strikeforce bonuses.
- Secondly, just shy of 1000pts in HQ alone. None of them can Deepstrike, and four of them are melee challenge heroes that do not support the army at all. Honourable mention for Crowe, as he has 'Cleansing Flame'.
- The army generates the lowest amount of WC possible. 6 is the absolute lowest you can manage without derping with Terminators armed with staves (who are still actually scary and tough, unlike Strikes). You can almost never cast 'Cleansing Flame', and you'll rarely get more than a few 'Hammerhands' or 'Force' off reliably.
- Only four pieces of AV11 armour for the Tech-Marines to repair.

Needs more mc staves and teleport homers ;)

 

Edit: ok new worst double NSF:

 

4xBrotherhood Champion (150 each)

4xTechmarine w/ mc staves, digital weapons and teleport homers (125 each)

 

2x5-man strikes w/staves, homer on justicar, Rhino w/ extra armor and dozer (195 each)

 

1490 points, make one justicar stave mc for the last 10

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??1!1?

 

HQ:

 

Crowe, AKA Pimp Daddy

(185 points)

 

(3) Brotherhood Champion, aka the Brothers Swag

(150 points)

 

(4) Tech-Marine, aka Sound Technicians

(90 points each)

 

Troops:

 

(2) Justicar w/master-crafted stave, teleport homer, meltabombs, 4x Strikes w/staves, Razorback w/twin-heavy flamer, aka Roadies

(215 points each)

 

Fast Attack:

 

Razorback w/twin-heavy flamer, dozer blade, storm bolter, extra armour, aka Pimpmobile

(75 points)

 

1500 on the dot, homie

 

 

Two Sound Techs ride with the Roadies in their Razorswags

The band and remaining two Sound Techs ride in the Pimpmobile

Only way I can see the list being played is to squash the HQs into the rhinos with the strikes, go flat-out across the board, and pray to the dice gods.

 

My guess is that they won't be listening.

 

Edit: I think mine is worse still, razors could be useful!

Come on man. I'm actively invoking the God of Trolling by playing a list like that competitively. He'd give me 6's on every roll (including Psychic Tests and Perils) just for the lulz

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Oh also, due to them being Razorbacks, they only have room for one IC in the Strike transports. The rest of the IC's have to chill in the Pimpmobile aka Mobile Deathtrap.

My only hope is my opponent is laughing/crying so hard he flub his dice rolls.

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