7th Edition: The worst list you can make

[Zembar]

I saw an x-wing tournament based around this idea. You brought the worst list you could think of, and then your opponents had to play your list and vice versa. The winner of the tournament was deemed to be the worst.

 

I'd definitely bring the one I suggested to such a tournament(with proxies, I'd rather eat my own foot than pay for and paint 4 Techmarines and 4 champions, especially since brotherhood champions haven't been listed in the EU webshop for months)

[Gentlemanloser]

lol I'd have that as the loser.

 

Exact same setup.  You swap lists, so you're actively trying to *win* with your opponents list, to prove yours is the worst.

 

The overall loser of the tournament has the worst list (once swapped back!).

[Zembar]

Well, that's the same thing I was trying to write, perhaps I wasn't clear?

[Gentlemanloser]

Ah, I thought after the swap it was still the winner of the matches that won to become the winner. ;)

 

Still, it's an awesome thing to take part in! :D

[Reclusiarch Darius]

Even better, just take a list like this to a hardcore tournament event, but get it pro painted so you get full kudos and 'narrative' marks. Then proceed to flame out by Turn 3 every game.

[jeffersonian000]

10x Brotherhood Champions = 1500 points of awesome stats on a useless platform.

 

If you're going to go slumming, go slumming in style!

 

SJ

[Zembar]

Unbound doesn't count, or I'd bring so many Techmarines that you'd cry. Which probably would happen at just one of them, but still.

[Rurik the blessed]

 

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??1!1?

 

HQ:

 

Crowe, AKA Pimp Daddy

(185 points)

 

(3) Brotherhood Champion, aka the Brothers Swag

(150 points)

 

(4) Tech-Marine, aka Sound Technicians

(90 points each)

 

Troops:

 

(2) Justicar w/master-crafted stave, teleport homer, meltabombs, 4x Strikes w/staves, Razorback w/twin-heavy flamer, aka Roadies

(215 points each)

 

Fast Attack:

 

Razorback w/twin-heavy flamer, dozer blade, storm bolter, extra armour, aka Pimpmobile

(75 points)

 

1500 on the dot, homie

 

 

Two Sound Techs ride with the Roadies in their Razorswags

The band and remaining two Sound Techs ride in the Pimpmobile

 

 

I think this is the winner! haha

[raverrn]

Combined Arms detachment that reserves everything.

 

Warlord in a Stormraven.

 

GG.

[Gentlemanloser]

That's not the army list, but a tactic.

 

Any army list can do that.

[raverrn]

That's not the army list, but a tactic.

 

Any army list can do that.

Most armies can't DS everything.

[Gentlemanloser]

But every army can put all thier dudes in reserves, don't need the ability to DS for that.  The 50% restriction has gone in 7th.

 

Then if you're not a Drop Pod/NSF/Etc, you can't make any unit come in turn 1 and you auto lose.  Or auto win if you go second and your opponent does the same.

[raverrn]

But every army can put all thier dudes in reserves, don't need the ability to DS for that. The 50% restriction has gone in 7th.

 

Then if you're not a Drop Pod/NSF/Etc, you can't make any unit come in turn 1 and you auto lose. Or auto win if you go second and your opponent does the same.

Good point. We need the ability to lose before the game even begins...

[jeffersonian000]

 

But every army can put all thier dudes in reserves, don't need the ability to DS for that. The 50% restriction has gone in 7th.

 

Then if you're not a Drop Pod/NSF/Etc, you can't make any unit come in turn 1 and you auto lose. Or auto win if you go second and your opponent does the same.

Good point. We need the ability to lose before the game even begins...

Play Legion of the Damned.

 

SJ

[raverrn]

Nah, they lose end of turn 1 like everyone else.

 

Now if you played SoB...

 

Ba-dum tsh!

[Reclusiarch Darius]

Now if you played SoB...

 

They have their own forum for containment nowadays ;) no need to accidentally summon them to this thread. 

[boreas]

SOB can be very powerful! An 1500pts unbound list of 12 exorcists shoots about 42 St8 AP1 missiles per turn!

 

Worst GK list?

 

At 1500pts:

 

Brotherhood Champ

 

Venerable dread - TL Heavy Flamer Power fist with Heavy Flamer

Venerable dread - TL Heavy Flamer Power fist with Heavy Flamer

Venerable dread - TL Heavy Flamer Power fist with Heavy Flamer

 

GK SS - 4 x staff, justicar staff master-crafted stormbolter, digital weapon, teleport homer

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

 

GK SS - 4 x staff, justicar staff master-crafted stormbolter, digital weapon, teleport homer

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

 

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

 

Purgation squad -  4 x staff, justicar staff master-crafted stormbolter, digital weapon, teleport homer

 

Skyshield landing pad.

[Reclusiarch Darius]

SOB can be very powerful! An 1500pts unbound list of 12 exorcists shoots about 42 St8 AP1 missiles per turn!

 

 

Come on man, I just said, 'containment is in place'. No need to encourage breaches ;) also Unbound is a joke format no one should play. 

At 1500pts:

 

Brotherhood Champ

 

Venerable dread - TL Heavy Flamer Power fist with Heavy Flamer

Venerable dread - TL Heavy Flamer Power fist with Heavy Flamer

Venerable dread - TL Heavy Flamer Power fist with Heavy Flamer

 

GK SS - 4 x staff, justicar staff master-crafted stormbolter, digital weapon, teleport homer

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

 

GK SS - 4 x staff, justicar staff master-crafted stormbolter, digital weapon, teleport homer

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

 

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

Rhino - Dozer blade extra armour

 

Purgation squad -  4 x staff, justicar staff master-crafted stormbolter, digital weapon, teleport homer

 

Skyshield landing pad.

 

Dreads have melee ability...urgh I'm so torn. Like spamming Purgators with staves in Heavy is better.