JennifertheRedeemer Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Okay, down to business. Salvete, all of you out there who care enough to read this incredibly boring sentence. More importantly, congrats for coming to my little corner of the Imperium, of course where we of the Smithy strike the quadrant into worthy works of holy steel. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Greetings strange Lady, and Welcome :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 Thank you, strange and mysterious animeeple! Emprah protects! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Oh no he doesn't!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flint13 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 It's true. I haven't seen it happen once. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Didn't help Sanguinius did it? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeBreaker Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Didn't help Sanguinius did it? Ooooooohhh Snap Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Didn't help Sanguinius did it? Ooooooohhh Snap Wasn't that the noise his neck made when Horus throttled him? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 And I was trying to show some bloody loyalty for once in my Emprah-forsaken life. Oh well. Back to the Great Cactus Field (Which, ya know, is right next to the Great Wastelands in which there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THERE.). Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Join us Chaos types, we have DANCING!!!!! :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 I'm a Loyalist by heart, but my gene-seed is less 'pristine' compared to that of the Ultramarines, so yep. Perhaps we can invade Catachan sometime and put their scorpions into the pastry bin of the Inquisition. My lord and inspiration, Chaptermaster Alfabusa, is living proof that Loyalists and Chaos can get along, I wish the rest of the Imperium could see that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_TdU3y6Pqg Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Greetings strange one, tread lightly and carry a big gun, please continue. TSOD PR0-TEKS, YALL!!!!!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3871756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 Of course I have to carry a gun, it's essential to the defense against a fiend armed with a banana! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3872141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 What if he was waving two Banananananas Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3872162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted November 30, 2014 Author Share Posted November 30, 2014 "Oi! How to defend yourself against a fiend armed with a banana! Alright! First, you force the fiend to drop the banana! Then, you eat the banana, thus disarmin' him and renderin' him helpless!" "Suppose he's got a bunch?" "...Shut up!" Good ol' Monty Python. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3875493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorkimedes Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 What if he was waving two Banananananas Orange you glad this is quite rare? .....I'll leave Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3876177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 He must be coconuts to use two without specialist training Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3876189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 How to Use Your Coconuts: An Educational Film is very enlightening indeed. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3876558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I wish women never saw that film, cost me a fortune in nightclubs Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3876579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 Hey, this is why Monty Python is so great: Absolutely Fantastic Special Features! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3876582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 If you haven't already check out Michael Pailins 'Jabberwocky' and 'The Missionary'. Go, download them right now. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3876658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma4kypA83mM Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3876665 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y I will see you Jabberwocky and your Missionaries and meet them with...an Argument Clinic! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3876744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Ahh I see you know your Python :tu: Forte actually got to see them live :( Gutted Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3877359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 I've always dreamt of meeting John Cleese! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/299696-fresh-fruit-thats-heresy/#findComment-3877840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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