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FRESH FRUIT?! That's heresy!


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Okay, down to business. Salvete, all of you out there who care enough to read this incredibly boring sentence. More importantly, congrats for coming to my little corner of the Imperium, of course where we of the Smithy strike the quadrant into worthy works of holy steel.

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I'm a Loyalist by heart, but my gene-seed is less 'pristine' compared to that of the Ultramarines, so yep. Perhaps we can invade Catachan sometime and put their scorpions into the pastry bin of the Inquisition. 

 

My lord and inspiration, Chaptermaster Alfabusa, is living proof that Loyalists and Chaos can get along, I wish the rest of the Imperium could see that.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_TdU3y6Pqg

"Oi! How to defend yourself against a fiend armed with a banana! Alright! First, you force the fiend to drop the banana! Then, you eat the banana, thus disarmin' him and renderin' him helpless!"

 

"Suppose he's got a bunch?"

 

"...Shut up!"

 

Good ol' Monty Python.

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