Chefzilla Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Such snazzy uniforms. ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Black just goes with everything Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Mehman Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Everyone wants to be a Commissar. Well, not me, but most of you lot want it! No, no one wants to be a Priest anymore. Grumble, grumble, grumble... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Please, it's us that makes black look good. The commissariat is always keen to set the latest trends. This century; xenos skin clothing is in big, crying like a Space Marine without his power armour is out. Big tanks are very much in vogue, small weedy xenos craft out, out, out! You need to throw them all out of your wardrobe yesterday. You won't want be seen dead with them, or if you are the commissariat will see that you're definitely dead Liberal dashes of the blood of the Emperor's enemies is always trendy, but not too much lest you look like a heretic (that's a big no). Camo is just so in right now too, load up on as many patterns as you can. Desert schemes are very hot currently. Any more fashion advice required your friendly neighbourhood commissariat representative is always happy to help. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 You know what looks sexy on the red carpet...a TANK!!! (or, perhaps, some Knight armor.) All the same, I'd gladly a commissar attached to an armored company so that I can point them forward with a sword before using a real weapon. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Just remember - impersonating a commissar is punishable by summary execution. My Dark Heresy group had tremendous fun with that fact when the troop transport they were on had a mass case of grand delusions... :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vash Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Dare I say I want to be an Inquisitor, access to even snazzier cloths and equipment. I would lead with style an army of soon to be dead guardsmen. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoqqu Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Does this make me a heretic? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
varchilde Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Got to worry about the effectiveness of the Commissars if the main reaction they evoke is "oooh, gold braid" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Being a commissar is out...servitorhood is in! Who doesn't want to be a drooling automaton that exists only to launch balls of plasma from the cannon that is mounted where his arm used to be? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandolore511 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Brothers! Scions of the noble blood of humanity's resplendent warriors! Lay aside this worthless prattle, bah, what folly has over come you all? Have you forgotten your first duty to HIS holy throne and thrice blessed name? No man can rightly serve while he neglects to thank the great throne always for the lot he has been given with the right to serve. No man can say that he has fufilled his duty while he yet lives. No man can contemplate a reward while his duty is yet undone. Brothers! Seek glorious mayterdom and then you shall find all that is worth having! What more can a man desire than to die in the Emperor's name! Oh... Brothers, oh how fitting it is to die in his name! FORWARD FOR TERRA'S GOLDEN THRONE! DUTY AND DEATH TAKE US ALL! *revs chainsword and runs off bellowing.* Yeah priest for me ;-) nothing better than screaming sermons and scripture while waving a chainsword or flamer about. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Mehman Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Brothers! Scions of the noble blood of humanity's resplendent warriors! Lay aside this worthless prattle, bah, what folly has over come you all? Have you forgotten your first duty to HIS holy throne and thrice blessed name? No man can rightly serve while he neglects to thank the great throne always for the lot he has been given with the right to serve. No man can say that he has fufilled his duty while he yet lives. No man can contemplate a reward while his duty is yet undone. Brothers! Seek glorious mayterdom and then you shall find all that is worth having! What more can a man desire than to die in the Emperor's name! Oh... Brothers, oh how fitting it is to die in his name! FORWARD FOR TERRA'S GOLDEN THRONE! DUTY AND DEATH TAKE US ALL! *revs chainsword and runs off bellowing.* Yeah priest for me ;-) nothing better than screaming sermons and scripture while waving a chainsword or flamer about. Oh how the righteous bellow fury, brother. Oh how they bellow...and they also run out of "Likes" right before an awesome post such as this. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommissarZac Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I dare say nothing beats being a Commissar Tank Commander. Nothing commands authority like "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword." LOL Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/304168-i-want-to-be-a-commissar/#findComment-3966873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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