M@verik115 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Due to the severity of Private Carl's offence, I say he be sentenced to the maximum punishment allowable to Imperial personnel... PLASMA GUNNER!!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4140481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I am, and don't call me Shirley. It's Lord Commissar Shirley to you! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4140511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'm Heckus Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 He's deadly serious... and don't call him Shirley. But seriously, have act as assistant to the medic that administers ogryn physicals. The "turn your head and cough" kind. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4140613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLVW Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I think the good Pte could start with some up he sees me down he dont's for a good Km and back again after he finds out what is at the base of a certain tree for me, followed by inspecting the poison ivy fields off of the faire way to look for the good Lord commissioners golf ball, followed by the ever favorite latrine duty after during the post ex drills where the only meals were IMP/MRE followed by a moral supper of 40k McDonalds just to loosen up the intestinal track. Once that is all said and done, he can assist the medical staff with certain inspections of personal who have returned form shore leave from whatever plant most closely resembles Budapest. That's all I have for now, Haven't had to tech a recruits course in a while. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4140646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolemai Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I am, and don't call me Shirley. It's Lord Commissar Shirley to you! +++ INCOMING TRANSMISSION+++ "Sir, the year 980.M2 called, they want their joke back..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4140656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik_Ironfist Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I am, and don't call me Shirley. It's Lord Commissar Shirley to you! +++ INCOMING TRANSMISSION+++ "Sir, the year 980.M2 called, they want their joke back..." roger, Roger... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4141024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quneitra Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Drive a Chimera into the mud/soft sand. Force him to push it out single-handedly until he collapses. Tow it out, then laugh at him after he wakes up in the medicae bay. Once he's been discharged, make him run around the base once before he's allowed to return to active duty. Preferably in the rain. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4141034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emicus Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Private Carl is to be punished by Watering the Colonels Petunias. Where 'Petunias' is any flower that belongs to the Colonel. Since the Colonel is not known to keep a garden, it must be any flower under his jurisdiction. His current jurisdiction is the area between the forward trenches and the enemy, known by the men affectionately as 'Dead Mans Land'. NOW GET A GAKKING WATERING CAN AND CHOP TO IT, PRIVATE! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4141199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Mehman Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Well, since this is back up for some reason, I'll give it another go. Private Carl must wash all vehicles in the motor pool, preferably after there's been a good rain and training in said vehicles has occurred. I mean, he doesn't need to wash the ones that aren't dirty, I don't suppose. No need in wasting soap...I failed again, didn't I? A few months later and I still can't get it right . Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4141583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frater Cornelius Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Well, I have no idea what we can do to him what the enemies the IG face have not done already With that in mind, give him a slap on the bum and send him on his way? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4141587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik_Ironfist Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Well, since this is back up for some reason, I'll give it another go. Private Carl must wash all vehicles in the motor pool, preferably after there's been a good rain and training in said vehicles has occurred. I mean, he doesn't need to wash the ones that aren't dirty, I don't suppose. No need in wasting soap...I failed again, didn't I? A few months later and I still can't get it right . You were on the right track, if you'd added a toothbrush to the mix, that would have been better. Also washing all of the vehicles regardless of whether they were dirty would have been good. Busy work is demeaning, it's essentially saying, "I don't have anything constructive for you to do" or "I don't have anything constructive I want or trust you to do". In the end it needs to be something about as useful as stacking rat turds. The prescribed beatings he would receive, are in addition to these menial and often degrading chores. "Now that I've kicked the out of you, and smoked you till you puke, go do these backbreaking and menial chores that those of us who don't up constantly can't be bothered to do." That said, Private Carl will be on porta-crapper duty and post-police/weeds-n-seeds (walking around picking up minuscule bits of trash and other detritus, all over the installation), for the next month, he's also to clean the arms room, and to sit CQ on all liberty. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/306151-a-fun-little-thought-challenge/page/2/#findComment-4141802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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