Wargamer Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 "This movie is not diverse enough. The Emperor should be a genderfluid polysexual black trans woman, and all the Primarchs have to be women from minority ethnic backgrounds. And they should stop whatever they're doing every ten minutes to make a vagina joke, then spend five minutes congratulating each other on how very funny that vagina joke was. And instead of a violent civil war, Horus should lead all the Alt-right Legions in a big dance off." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/330372-30k-hollywood-movie-bad-producer-decisions-game-not-real/page/2/#findComment-4641272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagoth Ur Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I'm having a hard time finding something suitable, but Nicolas Cage has to be in here somewhere. Nicholas Cage as EVERYONE. So Alpharius? I could see that happen. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/330372-30k-hollywood-movie-bad-producer-decisions-game-not-real/page/2/#findComment-4641284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 "This movie is not diverse enough. The Emperor should be a genderfluid polysexual black trans woman, and all the Primarchs have to be women from minority ethnic backgrounds. And they should stop whatever they're doing every ten minutes to make a vagina joke, then spend five minutes congratulating each other on how very funny that vagina joke was. And instead of a violent civil war, Horus should lead all the Alt-right Legions in a big dance off." While I get the sentiment, I think (....other than there being no women) the Primarch are pretty diverse... For a bunch of Alpha males.... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/330372-30k-hollywood-movie-bad-producer-decisions-game-not-real/page/2/#findComment-4641368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 "This movie is not diverse enough. The Emperor should be a genderfluid polysexual black trans woman, and all the Primarchs have to be women from minority ethnic backgrounds. And they should stop whatever they're doing every ten minutes to make a vagina joke, then spend five minutes congratulating each other on how very funny that vagina joke was. And instead of a violent civil war, Horus should lead all the Alt-right Legions in a big dance off." While I get the sentiment, I think (....other than there being no women) the Primarch are pretty diverse... For a bunch of Alpha males.... But...but..but...mah Ghostbusters ;) :P The Emperor casted by Danny Devito, Mel Brooks, or Rick Moranis would be worth the price of admission alone. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/330372-30k-hollywood-movie-bad-producer-decisions-game-not-real/page/2/#findComment-4641535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idomeneus Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Adam Sandler as Erebus. Just, you know, to make sure everyone hates him as much as they're supposed to. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/330372-30k-hollywood-movie-bad-producer-decisions-game-not-real/page/2/#findComment-4641616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBA Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Tommy Wiseau as Johnny as Magnus The Red 'Oh, Hi Russ' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/330372-30k-hollywood-movie-bad-producer-decisions-game-not-real/page/2/#findComment-4641875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supe robot gangster #1 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Donald Sutherland in the style of oddball as Russ... "Woof woof woof" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/330372-30k-hollywood-movie-bad-producer-decisions-game-not-real/page/2/#findComment-4641967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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