TheAlephNull Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 (edited) As my reading of the Forge World Chaos Index continues, I've taken to expressing my confusion in Haikus. I invite you all to join in. Chaos Contemptor Dreadnought dual twin lascannons equipped Imperial Armour 13 weeps softly Edited July 5, 2017 by TheAlephNull Lord Abaia 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Aiwass Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I can only contribute with Khârn's haiku, which may be seen as an ode to the iconic and now missing piece of equipment. In your dropship hull I planted a melta bomb Blood for the Blood God! Xenith, TheAlephNull and DeadFingers 3 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/#findComment-4811184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaldoth Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Ten millenia, Abbadon's thirteenth crusade. Drach'nyen still hates him. I have always thought, and will always think, that the most powerful and feared Warlord in the history of the Long War, who has burned planets and killed untold millions of people in the name of the Great Pantheon, dying to one of Drach'Nyen's hissy fits is the stupidest rule in our codex :rolleyes: :P TheAlephNull 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/#findComment-4811741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Oh. Oh no. No-one tell Firepower... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/#findComment-4811781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightmare Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Dodo I love it. Butcher Cannons, they rain death. Bye, Corpse followers. Yes, I am a big fan of the Deredeo and it's high caliber shells :P Brother Aiwass, Plaguecaster and TheAlephNull 3 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/#findComment-4812774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Aiwass Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Dodo I love it. Butcher Cannons, they rain death. Bye, Corpse followers. Yes, I am a big fan of the Deredeo and it's high caliber shells Pure love. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/#findComment-4812843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1SB Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Speaking of firepower, my tourney-winning friend mentioned Chaos Space Marines Rhinos can take Flamers in the form of the Combi-weapons, whereas their Loyalist counter-parts don't have that option! With the new meta where you charge/soak a charge with Transports, this is a pretty neat idea. Flamers on Rhinos: We ride into battle on Chariots of fire. Kierdale, Plaguecaster, TheAlephNull and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/#findComment-4813545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahwc Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Forgeworld FAQ is up Scorpius deathguard can take Typhus is smiling TheAlephNull 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/#findComment-4814541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlephNull Posted July 10, 2017 Author Share Posted July 10, 2017 I like to imagine Abaddon and his lieutenants using haikus as balm to their souls as they recover from each Black Crusade. Keep up the great work gentlemen. Haikus for the Warmaster! Las cannons once available to warrior interred Chaos Contemptor stares at lost meltagun in palm of fist Dust collects on much loved models. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/336204-a-strange-rules-haiku/#findComment-4814613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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