For great justice (well moderate justice) design a Freeblade

[Stray]

So, with us essentially having the codex contents fairly available to us now, I had a thought which might be fun (no, not that thought. I'm not sure it's entirely legal, and the Elephant almost certainly wouldn't enjoy it O.o).

 

Why not design a Freeblade using the freeblade traits we've seen published, give him/her/them an amusing backstory factoring in said traits, and post the results!

 

If nothing else, much amusement will be caused by some efforts, and perhaps they'll even serve as inspiration for an actual miniature that will one day die horrib fight gloriously on the table top!

 

For example:

 

Ser Basil, the Incontinent

 

After suffering a nasty shrapnel wound in the worst of all possible places, Ser Basil is often left... short, even on the battlefield. His constant search for the nearest latrine (before the liquid yellow peril strikes) provides him with an extra 2" of movement (Peerless Warrior), while his previous 'incidents' have left him 'Exiled in Shame' (cannot be the target of any Stratagems).

 

Have fun folks!