Excessus Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Obviously, this is super serious! https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/04/01/introducing-the-iserv-pro/?fbclid=IwAR3hErB8mzgzQ-TomoM0IKimVwJih6Kzq3JlKoWMr9dGzByc69TS2RQ5jJA Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikuEru Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Anyone else ordering two? Could help getting my gf or future kids into the hobby too. ...do I maybe need a third one for the garage? Maybe I buy that when Christmas Discounts come around. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramell Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Mmm, a more or less ethically sourced Servo Skull. I want one. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1SB Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I can confirm this is 100% true. The actual Servoskulls are being manufactured in China, where I live. I volunteered my own skull to be productised for an iServe Pro. (I was turned down. It turns out my IQ was insufficient to be used as processor for the iServe Pro and my cranium bone structure was not aesthetically pleasing enough.) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr4Minutes Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Now I’ll finally know if Magnus did anything wrong! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
betrayer41 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 If they made an Alexa that was a servo skull i would buy it in a heartbeat, Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberley Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Brilliant! WP GW, WP... (Secretly, I really want one, particularly if it flies around our heads intoning us to 'Thin Your Paints' every couple of minutes in Duncan's voice!) Tim Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288796 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanPesci Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Artificial Intelligence?? SOUNDS LIKE HERESY TO ME! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I would buy one. Square Enix went for the same thing for April's fools this year lol Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumah Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Artificial Intelligence?? SOUNDS LIKE HERESY TO ME! Not if it retains some gray matter in that skull! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Casman Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I kind of want one... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 So what questions did you all submit? Personally, I asked when Settra (insert insane amount of titles) will return. Not 40k related but still. :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Joke's on you GW, I asked when you're giving us WHFB back :P Still, as far as April Fool's goes this was benign. These days the fool is the one presenting the "joke"... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288959 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicHat Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Artificial Intelligence?? SOUNDS LIKE HERESY TO ME! It is Stygies tech, so of course it is heresy! I asked "What is a Squat?", but fully acknowledge that "Did Magnus so something wrong?" is the better question. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5288961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilofix Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 It’s not an April Fools joke. It can’t be. I need this. I need this. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5289068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Zeal Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Artificial Intelligence?? SOUNDS LIKE HERESY TO ME! Not if you put an Aquila on it! If they made an Alexa that was a servo skull i would buy it in a heartbeat, "Grim-dAlexa, play [insert mainstream music]." "Thought for the day: only the virtuous apply two thin coats." And instead of that evil laugh the present Alexa makes, Grim-d'Alexa randomly blurts samples of audio feedback captured by external sensors of ships passing through the warp. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5289075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exilyth Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Does the iServ come with the most current rules or will we have to buy and install the next FAQs in holodisk sized increments? Also, what's the airspeed of an unladen swallow servoskull? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5289467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlight Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Also, what's the airspeed of an unladen swallow servoskull? Is that a martian or a stygian servoskull? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/354957-gws-new-super-serious-lifestyle-assistant/#findComment-5289476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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