Marshal Loss Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I'll ignore the lone representative of the Mechanicus' futile attempts to attain relevance in order to post a little gem I saw the other day No. Yes. dansupvi and MegaVolt87 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5329100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 It's so nice of the Iron Warriors to wait for every son of Perturabo in the segmentum to turn up before opening fire. Iron_Within, jeremy1391, MegaVolt87 and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5329269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beatnik cryptek Posted June 10, 2019 Author Share Posted June 10, 2019 You'd think having actual; members of dorn's legion realize dorn was a fool and seek to join a superior legion would make the IW glad to take them for prop[aganda purposes if nothing else. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5329285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 (edited) Dorn: anything you can do pertuabo...i can do better! Perty: build a wall? Dorn: most definitely! Perty: break a wall? Dorn: but of course! Perty: i know one thing i can break that you can't. Dorn: preposterous! What! Perty:.....the truth Dorn:.......your're a tool. Perty: your welcome sausage. Edited June 10, 2019 by The_son_of_Dorn Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5329321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beatnik cryptek Posted June 18, 2019 Author Share Posted June 18, 2019 How many iron warriors does it take to breach the defenses of terra? All of them. Now many imperial fists does it take to breach the defenses of Medrengard? No one knows, it's never been tried. Iron_Within 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5333319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preliminary Bombardment Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 The canteens on Iron Warriors ships serve Tacos every day... ... Apart from Tuesday. Kite Senet 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5333691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephaniah Adriyen Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 No. Friday is the day one must consume the taco, in celebration of freedom. The Omnissiah decreed it so. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5333699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beatnik cryptek Posted June 18, 2019 Author Share Posted June 18, 2019 You might be an iron warrior if: You've ever used a. 5 ton melta charge to remove a tree stump. Your venetian blinds are made of half inch armor slats. You have a picture of rogal dorn pasted to the bottom of your toilet bowl. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5333746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beatnik cryptek Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 An iron warrior walked into a bar. An hour later he'd converted it into an armored forward observation post. An iron warrior walked into a bar. Within 30 seconds the buildings serious structural flaw was corrected. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5334911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevak Dal Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Word bearer Humor: *racks Bolter* "Let's give them the good news!" *Kicks in door* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5336346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaVolt87 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Word bearer Humor: *racks Bolter* "Let's give them the good news!" *Kicks in door* "GREETINGS IMPERIAL CITIZEN! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE GLORY OF THE CHAOS GODS?!" The door knockers still survived up to M42 lol. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5336373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_cauldron Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 You're an Iron Warrior when you rage against GW for not letting enough slots for heavy support units. You're an Iron Warrior when you think that 23 lascannons is not enough in a 2k army list. You're an Iron Warrior when you have more Havocs than standard Legionnaires. Celtic_Cauldron Frostglaive 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5336470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaVolt87 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 (edited) You're an Iron Warrior when you rage against GW for not letting enough slots for heavy support units. Also the fact they also do not count as scoring units for objectives purposes. Had to fix that one, sorry. EDIT- Tired of the scrap code ruining my quote tags... Edited June 26, 2019 by MegaVolt87 Llagos_Tyrant and Celtic_cauldron 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5337537 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beatnik cryptek Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 (edited) You might be an iron warrior if... Your doghouse is better constructed and has more armor than a standard imperial bunker. Your lawn mower is more durable than a chimera. You considered the Berlin wall to be bad comedy. Your favorite flavor of chili is melta bomb. Edited January 5, 2020 by Beatnik cryptek Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5456153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beatnik cryptek Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 What did the iron warrior do when a bully kicked over his kid's sand castle? Gave him a landmine to put in the bext one he built. Celtic_cauldron 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5489453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreaterChickenofTzeentch Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 You might be an Iron Warrior if.... You measure time in cans of Leadbelcher spray. You're confused by battle chants that actually end. Your YouTube watch history spans years, but only shows the Bridge Scene from Apocalypse Now. Your first thought upon entering a room is to look for all of the load bearing members. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356399-iron-warrior-humor/page/2/#findComment-5494033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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