Beatnik cryptek Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 An imperial guardsman was talking abut a recent encounter he had. "I survived an attack by 10 necron flayed ones with nothing but my lasgun. "Another guardsman says "Wow, you must be the luckiest in the whole fething galaxy! "The guardsman replies "Yeah, I was lucky I could shoot my two mates in the kneecaps before they realized what I was doing." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356529-ig-vs-flayed-ones/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTaW Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 :lol: of course. "You don't have to run faster than the Flayed One to get away. You just have to run faster than the Guardsman next to you." - Private Jenkins Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356529-ig-vs-flayed-ones/#findComment-5329561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beatnik cryptek Posted June 11, 2019 Author Share Posted June 11, 2019 It's easier to do that after you shoot them in the knee. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356529-ig-vs-flayed-ones/#findComment-5329565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MithrilForge Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 * Note to self - If ever stationed in a unit with Beatnik cryptek, ask for a transfer..... FOR Beatnik to become the Commisars Aide-de-camp Mithril Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/356529-ig-vs-flayed-ones/#findComment-5331106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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