What type of Marine would you choose to be?

[Marshal Reinhard]

Ctrl+F Chaplain... no results. 

 

I find all of your lack of faith disturbing.

 

(That'd be my vote anyway)

[ShibeKing]

Reiver. No one ever fields me so I'm guaranteed to stay alive.

[Master Sheol]

Assault terminator

Teleport into enemies line and delivery havok

[Knockagh]

Ahh loose all sex drive, turned into a perpetual child, get plugs put all over me and be shoved into dangerous situations every day....no flippin thanks. Might be better than being a servitor or a underhive rat. But if I had to live in the 40k galaxy I would be a rich uphiver on a planet in the safest area of the galaxy!

If I had to be a marine I would be an archivist on some far flung monastery.

[Terrahawk]

Even though I don't play the Sixth - Wolf Lord with the biggest Frostblade and Mjodhorn Fenris can offer. Feasting with my faithful Wolfguard, while traveling the galaxy and slaying alien warlords.

[ArielRSA]

Optimistic role in 40k: Intercessor who makes his way through the Ultramarine companies and is ultimately seconded to the Deathwatch.

 

Realistic role in 40k: Latrine cleaning servitor.

[Akylas]

Librarian. Since the look after the chapter's history I could at least bring some of my real life skills and experience to the table.

 

Also, blowing stuff up with lightning seems like it would be fun.

[Paulinus]

 

Intercessor Sgt. 5th Company Ultramarines.

 

Reality: PDF Company Command Squad Sgt. Somewhere in Ultramar. Bored and dealing with unit admin.

[SanguinaryGuardsman]

Optimistic role in 40k: Intercessor who makes his way through the Ultramarine companies and is ultimately seconded to the Deathwatch.

 

Realistic role in 40k: Latrine cleaning servitor.

Do space marines poop?  

[Paulinus]

 

Optimistic role in 40k: Intercessor who makes his way through the Ultramarine companies and is ultimately seconded to the Deathwatch.

 

Realistic role in 40k: Latrine cleaning servitor.

 

Do space marines poop?

They have three colons. So yes. A lot.

[Volt]

Personally I'd find the idea of being a mentally sexually sterilized meat automoton incapable of functioning as a man and purely living a life of war a horrifying fate only superior to the option of being an Imperial laborer, but that's just me. The only occupation in 40k that wouldn't make me want to blow out my brains in terror would be that of a Tech-Priest considering you actually retain your humanity (ironic), and I suppose the closest to that would be a Techmarine.

[Lucerne]

Personally I'd find the idea of being a mentally sexually sterilized meat automoton incapable of functioning as a man and purely living a life of war a horrifying fate only superior to the option of being an Imperial laborer, but that's just me. The only occupation in 40k that wouldn't make me want to blow out my brains in terror would be that of a Tech-Priest considering you actually retain your humanity (ironic), and I suppose the closest to that would be a Techmarine.

Alpha-class rogue psyker. Enjoy being an effectively immortal (biomancy) demigod that laughs at consequences.

Edited August 9, 2020 by Lucerne

[Lord Blackwood]

Iron Priest , ( techmarine )  or wolf lord ( Captain ) who got promoted from the  Iron Priest ( techmarine) Role  so my entire great company is tanks and dreadnoughts and meched up  infantry. 

[UnkyHamHam]

Depending on the era... A Legion Seeker in 30k, preferably belonging to a Legion that respects the finer arts of Bolter marksmanship. Like IF, AL, or RG.

 

In 40k, a Sternguard Vet for sure, preferably seconded to Deathwatch. And should I cross the Rubicon Primaris, then hands down an Eliminator.

 

Just love my fancy bolters and special bullets!

[Jings]

 

 

I would never actually want to be a Space Marine.

This guy gets it.

Boo! Who wouldn’t want to be an 8’ tall trans human who’s only purpose is war and witnesses unfathomable horrors?

I like my lil dinger being able to function, for a start.

 

Inquisitor in terminator armour would be my perfect pick. The fun of being a tank on legs, the authority to crack a planet in half and a working wang to properly enjoy being able to do so.

Edited August 9, 2020 by Jings

[MegaVolt87]

EC marine, party god on the pleasure planet. Never have to fight again, no scars and all the oil I could want for my abs lol.

[b1soul]

Slaaneshi Marine

[tangoalphatwo]

 

 

 

I would never actually want to be a Space Marine.

This guy gets it.

Boo! Who wouldn’t want to be an 8’ tall trans human who’s only purpose is war and witnesses unfathomable horrors?

I like my lil dinger being able to function, for a start.

 

Inquisitor in terminator armour would be my perfect pick. The fun of being a tank on legs, the authority to crack a planet in half and a working wang to properly enjoy being able to do so.

I’ll have to look, but I’m fairly certain at least two chapters I know of, their marines keep their libido. I’m think in one of the Space Wolf novels, one of the marines has a healthy sex drive. And who wouldn’t wanna chance some nice aeldari tail?

[Frater Cornelius]

Chaplain all day, every day.

[Indefragable]

I know what I wouldn't want to be....

 

 

...the admin guy:

 

Me: "Brother Leroy, on your Equipment Request Form you signed out a thunder hammer for the mission. Might I enquire why you have not returned said requisitioned piece of chapter gear?

 

Brother Leroy:  

"FO THE EMPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Me: <cleans out ear, sighs, marks "Order Replacement" on clipboard> 

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

Lol that was a good one indeed .

[smileyjim]

I'd be a imperial fist. I'd just sit about sun bathing on a wall considering adding another games room to the fortress and letting everyone else do the fighting. You know the usual fist stuff :D

[GenerationTerrorist]

Salamanders Assault Centurion, with full Melta. Burn.

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

Full melta burn... I like that