"Warhammer Rhapsody" by Chat GPT.

[Xenith]

I've started to muck around with this and had a ramdon idea inspired by the Baalhemian rhapsody from a few years ago.

 

I asked chat gpt to "please write a song to the tune of bohemian rhapsody by Queen, but replacing most lyrics with warhammer 40,000 references", and got this. Enjoy.

 

(Verse 1)

In the grim darkness of the far future's embrace,

There stands a galaxy, an unyielding space.

Amidst the stars, battles rage, a grand design,

A tale of conquest, in Warhammer's divine.

 

(Pre-Chorus)

Forces gather, armies clash, the war begins,

In the 41st millennium, chaos grins.

Is it a Space Marine? No escape from his plight,

The Emperor's blessing, he'll bring the fight.

 

(Chorus)

Warhammer 40K, it's a fantastic show,

With Orks and Eldar, and the Tyranid's glow.

Magnifico! Warhammer, ooh, ooh,

I'll pledge allegiance to the Emperor, it's true.

 

(Verse 2)

Through warp and weft, the Warp's tides they surge,

Astronomican shines, the Imperium's urge.

But I'm just a Guardsman, I need no sympathy,

Because I'm easy come, easy go, lasgun be.

 

(Pre-Chorus)

Grimdark or bright, the narrative unfolds,

It matters not, as long as the story's bold.

To the grim darkness, I'll turn my eyes,

For in Warhammer 40K, no one really dies.

 

(Chorus)

Warhammer 40K, the battles are aglow,

With Titans stomping, and the Eldar's woe.

Magnifico! Warhammer, ooh, ooh,

I'll pledge allegiance to the Emperor, it's true.

 

(Bridge)

I see a little silhouette of a daemon,

Slaanesh, Slaanesh, can you do the Fandango?

Daemonettes and Plaguebearers, very, very frightening me.

Khorne! Khorne! Khorne! Khorne! Khorne! Khorne Fury-oh!

 

(Musical Interlude)

(Verse 3)

I'm just a Guardsman, nobody loves me,

He's just a Guardsman, from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity.

 

(Pre-Chorus)

Easy come, but not easy go,
In the grim expanse, the battles grow.
Bismillah! The Emperor won't let you go.
Let Him guide you, let His light show.

(Let me go) Will not let you go.

(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go.

(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me go.

Beelzebub has a daemon set aside for me, for me, for me!

 

(Chorus)

So you think you can stop this heresy show?

So you think you can shun, and excommunicate, bro?

Oh, Emperor, can't do this to me, Emperor,

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

 

(Outro)

Nothing really matters, anyone can see,

Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me.

 

(Disclaimer: Warhammer 40,000 is a copyrighted universe owned by Games Workshop. This song is a fan creation and not an official work of Games Workshop or Queen.)

 

 

Edited July 24, 2023 by Xenith

[skylerboodie]

love that bridge, and verse 3 :)

[Doghouse]

I will say that for anyone struggling to come up with lore for their army Chat GPT is a really useful tool. You can even get it to write it in the style of your favourite black library author by saying write it in the style of aaron demski-bowden or guy haley or dan abnett.