Silly Minor Saints of the Imperium (custom or lore)

[SlickSamos]

I've been musing on some silly head-canon of the St. Osha of the Machine Cult, rumoured to be on of the first prophets on Terra of the Omnissiah. 

 

The only remaining tennant left of their teaching is that hazards must be denoted with hazard strips. 

 

Of note they are one of very few Saints that both the Cult Mechanicus and Dark Mechanicum adhear to, having predated the schism during the Horus Heresy.  

 

Anyone else have some silly lore (perhaps lore-hammer or your-hammer style) I'd be really interested to hear it!

[Evil Eye]

Saint Durechts, said to have helped prevent an outbreak of venereal disease across a dozen worlds with a combination of medicine and preaching. Truly, the Emperor protects.

[Inquisitor_Lensoven]

The quadruplets all sainted the Loco saints.

 

all were mad and spread their madness to those who imbibed from their flasks, but this madness brought them closer to the emperor.