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I'm guessing Night Lords makes sense for Halloween, but I would have thought Ultramarines would have got the first banner. 

 

Hopefully GW realises the errors of their ways and makes project bad ass level wall vanner in the future. 

 

If they do, then if I got several I could theoretically cover/Fortify my walls in IF banners. A man can dream...

4 minutes ago, The Praetorian of Inwit said:

Not going to lie, a banner made out of real human skin is...tempting...

“Would you seduce me to Chaos? I’d seduce me to Chaos?” - Fabulous Bill, III Legion

Hypothetically, how much skin would you need to make a banner equivalent to the GW one?

 

Again, I'm only asking hypothetically. Would a person need the skin of an adult or would an adult get you two Banners?

 

Again, this is all hypothetical. 

1 hour ago, The Praetorian of Inwit said:

Hypothetically, how much skin would you need to make a banner equivalent to the GW one?

 

Again, I'm only asking hypothetically. Would a person need the skin of an adult or would an adult get you two Banners?

 

Again, this is all hypothetical. 

The average Human has a skin surface area of 1.5 to 2m² so you could make 3 to 4 banners assuming no waste.

24 minutes ago, Nephaston said:

The average Human has a skin surface area of 1.5 to 2m² so you could make 3 to 4 banners assuming no waste.

That leaves open a nice grim dark story of a Night Lord targeting fat people because they have more skin and a harder time getting away.

6 minutes ago, crimsondave said:

If that shocks you, you must not have read much about Night Lords.  :biggrin:

True! :laugh: Gotta get my hands on the omnibus one of these days. One of my buddies read it, but I can't bum 'em off him because he moved away. 

4 minutes ago, Kommisar_K said:

True! :laugh: Gotta get my hands on the omnibus one of these days. One of my buddies read it, but I can't bum 'em off him because he moved away. 

Start with the Konrad Curze primarch novel.  It’s my favorite one and it will help you understand the omnibus better.  They’re great.  I just do the audiobooks.

On 10/19/2025 at 12:28 AM, grailkeeper said:

That leaves open a nice grim dark story of a Night Lord targeting fat people because they have more skin and a harder time getting away.

But only those who had a nice an slow growth, as rapid weight gain can tear the skin.

8 minutes ago, Nephaston said:

But only those who had a nice an slow growth, as rapid weight gain can tear the skin.


Source: an Emperor’s Children marine that raided a world of the Adeptus McDonaldus and was lovin’ it a little too much.

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