Moridin Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Hah! That shows you for not being serious! *Stomp, stomp, grind, grind, THUD!* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-688700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 The kind that flies around in space! Moridin, anyone, try to kick me and learn what it feels like to have a holy power chainboot of doom up you arse. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-688839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Vidius Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 An Emperor class battleship? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-689043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Nope so far... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-689057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarflord1 Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 a faustus class light interceptor? mars class battleship? gladius class strike cruiser? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-689182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelius Rex Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 From Xenos by Dan 'The Man' Abnett: That evening, a brief, bright star ignited in the sky over Dorsay. The Ultima Vitrix, a 400,000 tonne ironclad, had exploded at anchor. The blast had crippled four ships nearby. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-689240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Dammit, Aurelius! I thought I had one good enough to keep people stumped long enough for me to go out for a drink, but no... Minor point: it was the Ultima Victrix, but hey, close enough. Take it away, fluff-maestro Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-689470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 If anyone thinks that they can stump Aurelius, they are sorely mistaken. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-689631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelius Rex Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 OK, a fairly easy one this time: Where would you find a 'Scartix coil' and what does it do? Hint: It is not a 41st millennium IUD. :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-689823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Noxious second-page spirit of immateria, be gone from hence! Ego te exorcizo! *sound of ridiculously large chainsword powering up* Back to the sanctity of the First Page! *THWACK* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-690096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 It is a starship engine, found in the Slaughter class cruiser Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-690186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Hint: It is not a 41st millennium IUD. :P How do you come up with something that random? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-690204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelius Rex Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Nexus is correct. It is the bit of the starship's engine that allows it to go at ludicrous speed . @ Some Marine - Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them, but anyway... 'The coil' is a nickname for a type of contraceptive device called an 'Inter Uterine Device' (IUD) or 'Love Springs Internal' according to a certain Simpsons episode. Convoluted, but it was funny in my head when I typed it. ^_^ Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-690208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Leo Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Do mine eyes deceive me? the foul spectre of the Holy Fluff competiton thread on the second page? *KICK* No longer i say And the joke was amusing, once I understood it Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-690443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmCjkh Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Err, what are you doing on the second page? *Doink* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-690677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Come one Nexus, make with the questions, or I'll boot you good! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-690789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 On what world was a Mechanicus Explorator team saved from 'Machine Warriors' by black-armoured space marines who left no trace of their presence? I hope this hasn't been repeated elsewhere since ^_^ Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaplain mortis Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 the world was "cthelmax" the marines were dark angls led by cypther i hope thats it? ^_^ Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 @ Some Marine - Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them, but anyway... 'The coil' is a nickname for a type of contraceptive device called an 'Inter Uterine Device' (IUD) or 'Love Springs Internal' according to a certain Simpsons episode. Convoluted, but it was funny in my head when I typed it. ^_^ I know what an IUD is, I just was wondering how you thoughto of putting that in such a random spot. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 'fraid not, mortis Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhivago Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Naogeddon? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 nope. It is quite an old piece of info, I can pose a less elusive question if this one is too far back Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayden Kayne Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Cobol II Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Close..dunno if I'm supposed to let you have that or not Do we allow for spelling errors? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Yes, as long as they are not major and can be attributed to missing a key, hitting the wrong key or just misreading something. Or just plain ol' stupidity. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/43170-fluff-competition/page/58/#findComment-691733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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