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o's godsssss... im sos drunksesss..... PAH...... *looks at empty bottle of ale* HEYssss passs that bottle of alesss..... WAIT I'm under ages...... please dont tell my mommies *pees pants* BTW how much time did those riddles take out of your social life?

Hoy! More drinks for youssss FRIENDS!!! [hick]

 

*Slides a crate of ale bottles across the table, a howling wolf sign stamped on its side*

 

Pure ale imported directly from the pups on Fenris! Enjoys! HAHAHA... ha.

 

Whooop!... Nature callsss!

 

*staggers drunkingly out of main hall while the masters enjoys the ale and riddle. Suddenly regains compulsure, cautiously looks around the empty halls of The Rock, and sneaks towards the prison cells*

 

Hah, it took me three decades to get used to SW ale...

Total drunkness should keep those DA off my back! Time for former Grandmaster Vincent to free some Fallens... :wacko::evil::blink:

my head might hurt, but that doesn't stop me from stopping you!

and your still drunk, remember?

 

I have a plasma pistol and i think i have a vague impression as to how it works!

Hey Fuzzy, how many fingers have I been holding up? Hmmm?...

 

*plasma bolt hits and burst gas pipe 5 feet away from Vinny*

 

Please tell me that was a practice shot... :wacko: :blink:

ummm....practice, yes, that was a practice shot.......just to see if it was working.......the next shot wont miss!

*accedintally pulls the trigger, and hits Vinny in the head*

whoops! didn't mean to do that! ummm....Vinny?

 

and you were holding up 12 fingers, i counted them myself

If this is a Battle Call, My Dark Angels stand ready to fight. Bolters checked and Dice loaded.... Sorry, reverse that.

 

If this is a Call to Gatter in some "Refreshments" My Bags are packed. I'll bring my Elvis costume and my Buffalo Bills Beer Hat. (well, I wouldn't want to make a bad impresion.) :wacko:

 

Lets the Angels "Rock" (pun intended)

Let the Dice Role

 

Let the Fortress smell of smoke, Ale, and victory for years to come.

 

Or we could just stay home and paint our models......

Either way, WE WIN!!!!!!!

 

Life is a game; Good thing I play with Dark Angels. :blink:

OH CRAP!!! sorry Master SG! i didn't mean to! ummm....uhhhh...it was all Vinnys fault! he made me pull the trigger! or something........ :P :wacko:

Catch him! :blink:

 

*starts running toward the same hanger Vinny is running at, waving a power sword at him*

*jumps out from behind hangar wall and shoots vinny in face*

 

 

angelus sausagus:dye traitor <DELETED BY THE INQUISITION>

 

 

runs over to sg

angelus sausagus:hes dead

everyone in rock: YAAAAAAAY

angelus sausagus:no wait hes coming round

everyone in rock:ohhhhhhh

 

 

 

 

 

all in jest sg :o

*puts power sword away*

you killed Vinny? AND laughed at SG's near death?

I WILL KILL YOU!!!

 

*whips out plasma pistol, and a Crozarius*

little did you know, but i am an Interrogater Chaplain!

*proceeds to first shoot angelus sausaugus in the chest, then swings Crozarius in an arc, hitting him in the neck*

DIE!

*goes over to Vinny's corpse*

oh, hey Vinny, i guess you aren't dead.....just a concussion? well, we can't really say the same for old angelus sausaugus......or maybe he will live......once the bleeding stops......now Vinny, come with me to room 42......and REPENT! FOR TOMORROW YOU DIE!

 

:lol: (j/k everyone) (or am i? :o)

[Vinny, standing a good distance away from the crowd and next to a hangar blast door, stares back at all the commotion in the corridor]

 

*SG was groaning on the floor surrounded by his bodyguard retinue as they tried to help him. Sausagous was lying on the ground, a chunk of corroded flesh where the Plasma shot blew his head off. Fuzzy was dragging an unconscious marine body towards the lower interrogation chambers, claiming the body was Vinny's.*

 

That was just too easy... ;) :P ^_^

 

See what a little Fenrisian Ale can do to you?...

 

hehehe... :o :lol:

 

[proceeds to enter hangar and hijack Thunderhawk Gunship]

*Fuzzy steps out of the shadows behind Vinny, who is at the time, trying to get away from the Rock. Vinny fell for the fake interrogator chaplain that was carrying a body towards the interrogation rooms. Fuzzy had actually taken care of sausagous, then proceeded to dress up a Watcher in the Dark in armor, tell it to take an unconcious marine to the interrogation chambers, and then quietly slip into the thunderhawk that Vinny would plan to hijack. This all happened very quickly, like in a few nanoseconds. But lets get back to the action, as Interrogator Chaplain Fuzzy steps out from the shadows behind Vinny*

 

It is time.....

 

*Fuzzy then proceeds to thump Vinny in the head hard enough to knock him out, then turns the thunderhawk around, and starts to fly back to the Rock. then Fuzzy quickly dodges out of the pilots seat, to avoid getting hit by Vinny, holding a chainsword, who had been hiding in the shadows behind Fuzzy, who was hiding in the shadows behind the fake Vinny. The real Vinny then took a swing at Fuzzy, who blocked it with his crozarius. Fuzzy then swung at Vinny, who blocked it with his chainsword. The fight went on, with neither side gaining any advantadge...*

*Vinny wakes up in his chambers on Castra Magna, Maccrage. He just had a nightmare where SG was giving riddles, Vinny was drunk on Space Wolf ale, then was knocked out by a drunken DA Interrogator Chaplain. An Ultramarine entered his chambers carrying a case and a datapad...*

 

"That was a very strange dream I just had..." Vinny said to his marine.

 

The marine responded. "Thats is too bad, sir. Good news, though! We just received an invitation message from Master SG from the DA. Here it is, sir:"

 

Time has flown.... dropping through the tiny cracks of our life like the veritable sand that covers the deserts of Africa..... It has certainly flown....

 

Memories linger.... tarnished by the events of everyday life, they linger in the background as a memorial to those early days when life was young and things were created with passion.....

 

so as the thrid year of the Fortress runs along the unforgiven must be given a chance to celebrate....

 

Celebrate we shall... as opportunities abound..... much effort will be needed by the sons of the lion.... but the rewards will be just.. and great...

 

Coming soon to a Fortress near you

 

YE ANGELS GATHER

 

A mega competition to wet even our ravenous appetites.... so be ready.... soon ... all shall be revealed...

 

SG

 

"We also received a brand-new case of Fenrisian ale as a gift from the Space Wolves, sir!" The marine added.

 

"No... wait this can't... this cann-... NOOOOOOO!!!!" Vinny suddenly wailed...

Hmmm. This drunken loutishness more befits those flea bitten whelps of Russ rather than the proud sons of Lion el Johnson. Striaghten up, be rid of that intoxicating devilry and set your minds to the strengthening catechisms of the Emperor.

 

It pains me to return to the rock after such a long absence to see my fellow Dark Angels fallen so low. Many of you (especially that one with the bunny) I think could do with a long talk with our brother Chaplins.

 

Now meditate on your shame and await the revelations of our esteemed brother Shadow Guard.

 

 

 

Greetings SG long time no post. This lots an unruly mob arn't they. Now whats with the riddling and hidden meanings. your starting to sound like Brother Librarian Ezeikial

Greetings SG long time no post.  This lots an unruly mob arn't they.  Now whats with the riddling and hidden meanings.  your starting to sound like Brother Librarian Ezeikial

LONG TIME??? It's been three damn years since you've joined! What the hell have you been doing? :o ^_^

 

Well, welcome back, Leander. :lol:

Welcome back indeed Leander... Good to see a sober face.... I was simply wondering if the DA frater had it within them to face up to the coming contest.... what with all this reaction to a barrel of spacewolf ale..

 

I was reconsidering my offer of a competition and great prizes... perhaps I should run the competition in the SW forum?

 

SG

Many of you (especially that one with the bunny) I think could do with a long talk with our brother Chaplins.

 

But the Bunny shall love you long time!! :o

 

 

Hmm, competition in the SW Forum, EEEEP!!

 

*steals everyones ale and pours it down the sink*

 

Straight up brothers!!

 

*quickly ducks as ZuessS's Thunder Hammer swings by*

aaargh all this ale is main me thirsty, i need a drink and keep that thuinder hammer away (hic) doh to late time to run any how (hic) i dunno were i (hic) thia from but (hic) it is good at passing (hic) time any howz will the fallen be alowed to participate or do i need to finish my da amy again (hic)

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