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This appeared in the Speed Freeks Discord yesterday.

'ello ladz 'n' welkum to da tuff boyz tread o'orkses. dis'ere boyz was rekruited frum good ol'greenskins from dat old land o magik 'n' choppa dat was blown up by da power of da waaagh!. Bekuz deys was floatin' 'n spheez all alone iz put some shootas on em 'n' give'em a puspos: ta fight da meaniest 'ummiez da galaxy haz 'n' stom'em into bitz. butz i gotz me teef stolen by some git in a snot race so da waaagh! be buildin' slow n steady, all sneaky like. when i wuz on dis planet Angelos i gots me mob into da lootin 'n' fightin' game o' gorkamorka to get me sum shiny teef for me waaagh! so herez sum pikturz of dem Tuff Boyz mob dis ere iz Tuffgit. he be da Nob of me mob dis un be Grimskul, da slaver. ees a bit slow but packs a mean punch coz he be da gunna of Mousey dis un be Razgob, da spanner in charge of Mousey, da buggy Speakin of Mousey, ere she iz. What a beauty, aint she? dis un iz Gorlum, anotha spanna of me mob dis git ere be Badgit, one of da boyz. Ee haz a mean swin wit dat choppa Dis snot face son of a grot be Rotfang. Meanest boy evah. Ee even might get Tuffgit if he don't take care. Dis miserable runt here be Lolo, da new grot on da mob. Dis git ere be Snotstikk. Eez not part of da band but he be helpin' me on da big waaagh! when time comez. ere be all da gits on a piktur. ere be me with me pet Buggit, sum boyz and da banna git. Iz still av ta paint me armur and da boyz but well, time iz short when youz a mean warboss. Datz all o me boyz' pikz, all o'da rest be in da rok keepin it in proppa orky shape and buildin more trukkz 'n' such, so deys don't come today. I hope ya gitz like me boyz an tell me any shuggestun ya av. Cheerz