Pulse Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I have to say i don't normally like anything like this, but i laughed all the way through reading it! Great work Leethal!! Looking forward to reading more! Pio Furnac: Damn straight, don't **** with me! Howzer Stern: Did you just turn black? Pio Furnac: What son?! You gonna do somethin' bout it? LOL love it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1700799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted September 20, 2008 Author Share Posted September 20, 2008 Due to me being sick, for some unknown reason. Production will be delayed by a few days. Mailing me Robitussin will be greatly appreciated. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1701170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Loving this. Make more! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1701687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Deathwatch: The Series! Every Hour, on the Hour! Written by Leethal of B&C Thought of the Day: “Sanguinus! What’s Horus’s power level?!” “OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!” “WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!” Raka Thunderhoof: Prepare for a combat drop! Raziel: Why? What’s wrong with chillin’? Raka Thunderhoof: The Tau are annoying the Imperium! Howzer Stern: What’s a Tau? Hurin Bloodfang: Blue xenofish with ridiculous looking vechiles and weapons. Oh and when you cut them, they bleed blue. Howzer Stern: Really? Blue, huh? Hurin Bloodfang: Serious. No joking. Howzer Stern: But, THAT’S RIDICULOUS! Raka Thunderhoof: Exactly. These Tau have subjugated too many of the Emperor’s loyal followers. The main source of the immediate fall of these followers lies in the Guardsmen. They have forsaken their oaths to the Emperor and accepted a Xenos force as their savior. At the head of these traitorous scum is General Chambers, also know as the Arch-Fiend. Our job is to capture him and kill as many traitors and xenogeny as possible. Our secondary objective is to kill this Tau commander. Raises two pictures Raziel: All Tau look alike though. Raka Thunderhoof: Exactly. That’s why we will just kill every xenogeny scum you see! The Emperor knows who is who, SOMEHOW. Now most of the armed opposition will be the Fire Caste. The Warriors of the Tau Race, also known as Fire Warriors. Yes Iruel? Iruel: How are we getting there? Raka Thunderhoof: Undercover insertion. Five miles from the main encampment. We will be extracted by Thunderhawk. Howzer Stern: Collateral damage? Raka Thunderhoof: The Emperor will know his own. What Julius? Julius Raseac: The Codex Astartes states to win the hearts and minds of the- Raka Thunderhoof: Ferrus? Ferrus Pollux: Aye. Smacks Julius Raka Thunderhoof: Good job. Board the Droppod boys! ~~~~Droppods are raining down on my hea-*SQUISH*~~~~ Raziel: It’s raining dropods on my head, it doesn’t matter- Iruel: Stop. Seriously. Raziel: Quiet pretty boy. Skarr Blackfeather: I can’t see why I can’t get a Jumppack. Iruel: Me too! I want one too! Raka Thunderhoof: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Ferrus Pollux: Umm….Sir? Raka Thunderhoof: WHAT?! Ferrus Pollux: Is there supposed to be a giant yellow battle suit flying next to us? Raka Thunderhoof: No….why? Ferrus Pollux: Oh, because there’s one flying next to us. Raka Thunderhoof: WHAT?!!??! Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Raziel: Upon fiery pinions the Dark Angel descends! Hurin Bloodfang: I’m not meant to fly!! AAAAH! Iruel: JUMP PACKS!!!! Julius Raseac: The Codex Astartes states- Raka Thunderhoof: POLLUX! Ferrus Pollux: ON IT! Smacks Julius upside the head Julius Raseac: Ow! That hurt! Raka Thunderhoof: BRACE YOURSELVES!!! CRASH! ZOMFG! CLIFF HANGER! Not really. But…BOOM! Raka Thunderhoof: Alright boys! Assuming you are all not dead, we have a tactical advantage! The xenos think we’re dead! Out of the dro…ppod…Damn. Iruel: Wow, that’s a lot of xenos. Julius Raseac: The Codex states- Hurin Bloodfang: CHARGE! Pio Furnac: BURN ! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Howzer Stern: Librarian! Use your powers! Raka Thunderhoof: I only have Piercing Glare! Howzer Stern: WHAT?! HOW ARE YOU A LIBRARIAN!? Raka Thunderhoof: SHUTUP! KILL THE TAU! ~~~Gigantic barrage of pulse fire~~ Raka Thunderhoof: BACK IN THE DROPPOD! Damn Str 5 hurts! Raziel: I’ll say! Why did we follow the two most insane members of the kill team and charge? Pio Furnac: Racist. Raziel: What? Pio Furnac: You hear me, you nazi. Raziel: WHAT?!?! Raka Thunderhoof: Shut up, both of you. Ferrus Pollux: How can a Librarian only have stupid power like that?! Can’t every White Scar Marine stare like that? Seriously! Raka Thunderhoof: I can only cast that and Burning Man. Pio Furnac: Sounds kinky. What’s Burning Man? Raka Thunderhoof: I become covered in fire. Pio Furnac: AWESOME! Iruel: Can you shoot fire? Raka Thunderhoof: No. Raziel: Can you light people on fire? Raka Thunderhoof: No. Ferrus Pollux: What can you do? Raka Thunderhoof: Become a giant human torch. Howzer Stern: That’s lame. Pio Furnac: WHAT?! THAT’S FRIGGIN AWESOME! Hurin Bloodfang: In case you guys haven’t noticed or cared, where’s Skarr? Julius Raseac: The Codex states- Raka Thunderhoof: Shut up. Julius look outside. Julius Raseac: WHAT?! Why me? Raka Thunderhoof: Multiple reasons. If you die, you do not hurt the moral of the team, nor fighting efficiency. And you annoy me. Julius Raseac: But I’m an Ultramarine! We do great deeds on the field of battle! Not look around! Raziel: Exactly! This mission calls for ultra-peek! Only you can ultra-peek! Our survival depends on you! Julius Raseac: Oh! Why didn’t you guys just say so? Looks over the battered edge of the Droppod Raziel: Like taking candy from a baby. Ferrus Pollux: A retarded baby. Hurin Bloodfang: With no arms. Howzer Stern: Or eyes. Raka Thunderhoof: In a coma. Pio Furnac: ON FIRE!!!!! Iruel: Way to kill the joke. Pio Furnac: Too much? Raka Thunderhoof: Yes. Julius Raseac: Hey guys? Raziel: Aren’t you dead yet? Julius Raseac: No, but Skar’’s outside. Raka Thunderhoof: Is his body mangled up beyond all reasonable doubt and dead? Julius Raseac: No, but the Tau are like that. Iruel: Wait, what did you say? Raziel: ….Uhh… Looks over the edge Raziel: SERIOUSLY! What the frag!? Everyone looks out Skarr Blackfeather: Oh hai guys! Dis is mah power pose! Takes a katana out of a Broadside Raka Thunderhoof: Did he just… Ferrus Pollux: Kill all the Tau? Raziel: SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FRAG?! Skarr Blackfeather: What? I just told them it was for the greater good, and they let me kill them. The sound of eight jaws hitting the ground is heard What will happen on their mission!? Find out next time! 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Marshal Argos Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 holy crap dude, i'm still laughing... best one yet... :no: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1703923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Gotharion Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Raziel: Like taking candy from a baby.Ferrus Pollux: A retarded baby. Hurin Bloodfang: With no arms. Howzer Stern: Or eyes. Raka Thunderhoof: In a coma. Pio Furnac: ON FIRE!!!!! Iruel: Way to kill the joke. Pio Furnac: Too much? Raka Thunderhoof: Yes. XD I JUST LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! ;D I WANT MORE! MORE!!! MGWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! sorry.. got carried away abit >_> Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaplian Silkor Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 again ROFL :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montuhotep Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Oh God, I think I just spilt my guts over the floor, I was laughing that hard. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 What? I just told them it was for the greater good, and they let me kill them. Permission to sig Leethal? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubernator Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 HAHAHAHAAAA!! I like the fact Skarr had a katana :lol: Lovely excuse to kill the Tau as well ;) Why didn't I think of that? :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt. Bannockburn Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Great job! More, please. :D Oh hai, I can has tauburger?! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I love the thought of the day. I laughed so hard. This series is great. Keep writing. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiric Hakon Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I am Raka Thunderhoof, formerly of the White Scars Chapter! I will be your commanding officer as well as your Librarian during your service with the Deathwatch! Space Wolf: Witchery! Raka: Piercing Glare I see what you did there. Subscribed. :lol: Heh...I saw that too! Yes...I sense the taint of Lastie and P*R*I*M*A*R*C*H*S in this! :lol: ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 What? I just told them it was for the greater good, and they let me kill them. Permission to sig Leethal? Go ahead Capt. feel free to quote. That goes for anyone as well. Thinking about having updates Monday and Friday...or whenever actually. Hmm...Episode 4 might show up soon. Maybe EVEN TODAY! :) or tomorrow, or whenever I get to add the finishing touches. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-wrex Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I wish I knew how to ultra-peek...it sounds awesome. Leethal-you the man. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Cambrius Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Consider this subscribed Leethal. Brilliant comedy to lighten up my day of science at school. :sick: Cambrius Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1704917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of macragge Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 [Arch-Fiend. Our job is to capture him and kill as many traitors and xenogeny as possible. Our secondary objective is to kill this Tau commander.[/color] Raises two pictures Raziel: All Tau look alike though. Raka Thunderhoof: Exactly. That’s why we will just kill every xenogeny scum you see! Raka Thunderhoof: Alright boys! Assuming you are all not dead, we have a tactical advantage! The xenos think we’re dead! brilliant update yet again leethal. second quote just has to be sigged. :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1705512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulse Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Julius Raseac: But I’m an Ultramarine! We do great deeds on the field of battle! Not look around!Raziel: Exactly! This mission calls for ultra-peek! Only you can ultra-peek! Our survival depends on you! Julius Raseac: Oh! Why didn’t you guys just say so? Looks over the battered edge of the Droppod I laughed so much reading that - ultra-peek! HAHAHA Raziel: Like taking candy from a baby.Ferrus Pollux: A retarded baby. Hurin Bloodfang: With no arms. Howzer Stern: Or eyes. Raka Thunderhoof: In a coma. Pio Furnac: ON FIRE!!!!! Iruel: Way to kill the joke. Pio Furnac: Too much? Raka Thunderhoof: Yes. Then i read that and actually came close to tears from laughing so much. I can just imagine a Deathwatch kill team actually sitting there saying all that, love it. Leethal i love you! :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1705986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 Oh my! :) If you love me, you will register a Marine from the Star Lords for my Halloween Special B) Look at DIY subforum for it :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1705992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulse Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Mate if you added one of my Star Lords to your story that would be awesome! :) Will have a goosey over at the DIY. ;P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1706034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kael Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 What? I just told them it was for the greater good, and they let me kill them. LMAO! What a beast! Best part of the series! Raziel: Like taking candy from a baby.Ferrus Pollux: A retarded baby. Hurin Bloodfang: With no arms. Howzer Stern: Or eyes. Raka Thunderhoof: In a coma. Pio Furnac: ON FIRE!!!!! Iruel: Way to kill the joke. Pio Furnac: Too much? Raka Thunderhoof: Yes. I love how the salamander MUST incorporate fire into everything. :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1706045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 What? I just told them it was for the greater good, and they let me kill them. LMAO! What a beast! Best part of the series! I think my sig shows how much I loved that line, me and Iain (he's called sword brethren on here) were in physics and just cracked up at that point, got a few odd looks from the teacher, oh well. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1706051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disistablishmentarianism Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Thought of the Day: Green Eggs and Ham. Colorful euphemism for the ancient Catachan delicacy of Ork meat and other certain parts of the Ork anatomy. Sigged. Lol this stuff is hilarious [subscribe]. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1706435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XKhalilX Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 hahaha, I thought this was going to be a serious series when i submitted my battle brother. If you use him, I am excited to see his part in this madness. This is great Leethal LOL!!!! Keep up the good work. I am picturing sanford and son, welcome back cotter, and all sorts of classic sitcoms wrapped up in the 40k universe. this is too good -_- Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1706462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hey, this series is serious! ....Later on. Bunch new misfits every season, and the lone survivor of the last season gets to lead it. So who will survive?! WHO WILL DIE LIKE A DOG?! Note: Pio will be dying in a future episode to spite the Salamander love fest PM's I've been getting. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/2/#findComment-1706866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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