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Deathwatch: The Series!

Through the Looking Glass

 

Spoiler Friggin' Alert

 

Written by Leethal of B&C

Update: Whenever I feel like it!

 

Thought of the Day: "Why do Eldar call use monkeys? And why do Tau call us gorillas? Commissar? Why are you point a gun at my head? ....what do you mean heretical though-*BLAM*

-Guardsman Joe

 

Inquisitor JvD: What? EVERYONE DIED?!

 

Servo-Skull: Leviatates

 

Inquisitor JvD: Oh my God-Emperor! ALL OF THEM!?!?

 

Random Guy: Yes, my lord. All of them. Rather painfully. It...is a sad affair.

 

Inquisitor JvD: *Shudders* Did you feel that? It's as if a trillion gazillion voices cried out in pain....

 

Random Guy: I'm a Null sir.

 

Inquisitor JvD: Oh...that explains the shudder. I guess everything is fine then right?

 

Null: Umm...except for the fact that they are dead.

 

Inquisitor JvD: Bah! It is of no consequence. I am an Inquisitor, everyone obeys me! ....Right? It's not like a Space Marine Captain would kill me ....right? Right?

 

Null: Who knows Sir.

 

Inquisitor JvD: Hmm...all of them dead. What will I do?

 

Null: Vox call for you sire.

 

Inquisitor JvD: Tell them I'm not here.

 

Null: Very well. I'm sorry Raka Thunderhoof, but the Inquisitor is not here.

 

Inquisitor JVD: Now......who will be my favorite boy band now? The Backalley Servitors being dead...hmm...I'll be in the Apple-Dome.

 

Null: Yes sir. Raka, calm down. Yes, yes I understand theres a Tank and your team is dying. You have Guardsmen under your control. ....... I see....they turned out to be Traitor Guard? Ah. Well, I'll be sure to notify the Inquisitor when he comes by.

 

Vox: Angry sounding words

 

Null: Calm down! Or I will hang up on you!

 

Inquisitor JvD: Null! Draw me my bath. I need to relax, it's very stressful being an Inquisitor you know.

 

Null: Yes sir. Goodbye Raka.

 

*click*

 

Elsewhere

 

Raka Thunderhoof: That son of ......

 

Raziel: We're....so.....scr....ewed.....aren't....we....?

 

Stern Howzer: I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE! FISTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE!!!! *SPLAT*

 

Raka Thunderhoof: Noooooooo!

 

Stern Howzer: MY EYE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYE!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Iruel: You know...i'd help you. Here let me a roll a dice. I give Feel No Pain now.

 

*Rolls a Dice*

 

Iruel: Congratulations, you feel no pain.

 

Stern Howzer: Hmm, I seem to be blind in one eye.

 

Iruel: ...I think I liked the old dice roll better....it was more vague and one could assume that it healed...

 

Raka Thunderhoof: Alright boys! WE WILL -BOOM-

 

Iruel: What did you say?!

 

Leethal: *Kicks Iruel* SIT DOWN! CLIFF HANGER! SIT DOWN! I TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR COLORS! RAWR!

*Beep beep*

Leethal: Ahoy ahoy? Yes? Abaddon, I told you once, I told you a million times, you are not getting anything else. You have bold and capitals, thats good enough. Look, I don't care if your the Warmaster or not, I can replace you! In my hands I hold the power of Graham McNeil and Canon! I can write in Uriel Ventriss and have him throw a truck on you! ....That's right. Shut up Abaddon. Shut up, look, I'll...................Khurn did what now? With Tyhpas? Ugh...Have fun cleaning that up. Kay, look I'm busy here, I'll talk to you later

*click*

 

Iruel: Ow?

 

Leethal: SHUTUP! IT'S A CLIFF HANGER!

 

Raka Thunderhoof: But this makes no sense! We should -BOOM-

 

Leethal: STOP TALKING DAMNIT!

 

Raka Thunderhoof: Stop doing the boom thing! I need to discuss our plans at -BOOM-

 

Casts Piercing Glare

 

Leethal: Oh yeah?!

 

Casts Cliff Hanger

 

Raka Thunderhoof is hanging off a cliff.

 

Raka Thunderhoof: ....Memo to self: Don't fight with the author...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah....I'm gonna go work on Darkwatch now. Or something productive. Like Solitare.

Odd but awesome. However, I have to point you to a thread that I feel may have been a source of inspiration ...? (Ignore the initial discussion and skip a few chapters)

http://warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115241

 

 

That would be primarchs, and obviously it's at least in part the inspiration, however, leethal has requested we shut up about that. :rolleyes:

Dude this rocks. Love Skarr and nearly wet myself in the first few chapters.

 

Cant wait for the next update, speaking of when will that be?????

 

 

Umm, well, I'm currently doing a Tournament thing for WH40k.

 

So....updates for this week will be sporadic. So yes, the longest wait ever. But with good reason! It's...almost the end of the season!

 

That and the Halloween Special is a long butt mother impregnanter

~sits waiting, twiddling his fingers, continuously glancing at a clock awaiting the Halloween edition~

 

Pushes the clock back

 

 

 

In fear for my sanity.......there will be no color for the Halloween Special. To justify my actions, I say, ITSSOME SPOOKY BUTT CRAP GOING DOWN MAN!!!! IT'S A HORROR FILM! AMAGAWD!

It's called a Halloween Special for a reason you know :D

 

Now the question is...do I release the Season Finale on the 30th, and then the Special on the 31st, and watch your brains just explode from a double dose of awesome. Or be considerate and just post the Special and wait a few days for the finale...

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