Leethal Posted October 21, 2008 Author Share Posted October 21, 2008 Deathwatch: The Series! Through the Looking Glass Spoiler Friggin' Alert Written by Leethal of B&C Update: Whenever I feel like it! Thought of the Day: "Why do Eldar call use monkeys? And why do Tau call us gorillas? Commissar? Why are you point a gun at my head? ....what do you mean heretical though-*BLAM* -Guardsman Joe Inquisitor JvD: What? EVERYONE DIED?! Servo-Skull: Leviatates Inquisitor JvD: Oh my God-Emperor! ALL OF THEM!?!? Random Guy: Yes, my lord. All of them. Rather painfully. It...is a sad affair. Inquisitor JvD: *Shudders* Did you feel that? It's as if a trillion gazillion voices cried out in pain.... Random Guy: I'm a Null sir. Inquisitor JvD: Oh...that explains the shudder. I guess everything is fine then right? Null: Umm...except for the fact that they are dead. Inquisitor JvD: Bah! It is of no consequence. I am an Inquisitor, everyone obeys me! ....Right? It's not like a Space Marine Captain would kill me ....right? Right? Null: Who knows Sir. Inquisitor JvD: Hmm...all of them dead. What will I do? Null: Vox call for you sire. Inquisitor JvD: Tell them I'm not here. Null: Very well. I'm sorry Raka Thunderhoof, but the Inquisitor is not here. Inquisitor JVD: Now......who will be my favorite boy band now? The Backalley Servitors being dead...hmm...I'll be in the Apple-Dome. Null: Yes sir. Raka, calm down. Yes, yes I understand theres a Tank and your team is dying. You have Guardsmen under your control. ....... I see....they turned out to be Traitor Guard? Ah. Well, I'll be sure to notify the Inquisitor when he comes by. Vox: Angry sounding words Null: Calm down! Or I will hang up on you! Inquisitor JvD: Null! Draw me my bath. I need to relax, it's very stressful being an Inquisitor you know. Null: Yes sir. Goodbye Raka. *click* Elsewhere Raka Thunderhoof: That son of ...... Raziel: We're....so.....scr....ewed.....aren't....we....? Stern Howzer: I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE! FISTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE!!!! *SPLAT* Raka Thunderhoof: Noooooooo! Stern Howzer: MY EYE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYE!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! Iruel: You know...i'd help you. Here let me a roll a dice. I give Feel No Pain now. *Rolls a Dice* Iruel: Congratulations, you feel no pain. Stern Howzer: Hmm, I seem to be blind in one eye. Iruel: ...I think I liked the old dice roll better....it was more vague and one could assume that it healed... Raka Thunderhoof: Alright boys! WE WILL -BOOM- Iruel: What did you say?! Leethal: *Kicks Iruel* SIT DOWN! CLIFF HANGER! SIT DOWN! I TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR COLORS! RAWR! *Beep beep* Leethal: Ahoy ahoy? Yes? Abaddon, I told you once, I told you a million times, you are not getting anything else. You have bold and capitals, thats good enough. Look, I don't care if your the Warmaster or not, I can replace you! In my hands I hold the power of Graham McNeil and Canon! I can write in Uriel Ventriss and have him throw a truck on you! ....That's right. Shut up Abaddon. Shut up, look, I'll...................Khurn did what now? With Tyhpas? Ugh...Have fun cleaning that up. Kay, look I'm busy here, I'll talk to you later *click* Iruel: Ow? Leethal: SHUTUP! IT'S A CLIFF HANGER! Raka Thunderhoof: But this makes no sense! We should -BOOM- Leethal: STOP TALKING DAMNIT! Raka Thunderhoof: Stop doing the boom thing! I need to discuss our plans at -BOOM- Casts Piercing Glare Leethal: Oh yeah?! Casts Cliff Hanger Raka Thunderhoof is hanging off a cliff. Raka Thunderhoof: ....Memo to self: Don't fight with the author... Yeah....I'm gonna go work on Darkwatch now. Or something productive. Like Solitare. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1741670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
swartsengagger Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 this ending rawks >=D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1741788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Haha, that was brilliant, keep it coming. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1742215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
treadhead Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 roflmffao good work dude Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1742625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubernator Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 funniest cliffhanger eva ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1742932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtonic Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Excellent! Looking forward to the next installment! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1743647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulse Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Haha love it!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1744109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Gotharion Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 w.....t......f.....? that was strange O_o Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1744896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MutantMaggot Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Odd but awesome. However, I have to point you to a thread that I feel may have been a source of inspiration ...? (Ignore the initial discussion and skip a few chapters) http://warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115241 Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1745592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Odd but awesome. However, I have to point you to a thread that I feel may have been a source of inspiration ...? (Ignore the initial discussion and skip a few chapters)http://warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115241 That would be primarchs, and obviously it's at least in part the inspiration, however, leethal has requested we shut up about that. :rolleyes: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1745595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted October 25, 2008 Author Share Posted October 25, 2008 *Grants Captain Malachi an Icon of Leethal* Go, you are now my Herald. My right hand of woe, and destruction. All strive to hear your voice, magnified by mine. Go forth and make babies and drop bombs. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1746085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Awesome, leethals first herald, maybe I'll get to be a greater daemon some day...........*drifts off* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1746606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfen Lord Leo Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Awesome, leethals first herald, maybe I'll get to be a greater daemon some day...........*drifts off* Nah more likely a spawn of Leethal if you upset him, or a Daemon Prince of Leethal. Humans cant become GD's unfortionaly. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1747388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Alinski Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Dude this rocks. Love Skarr and nearly wet myself in the first few chapters. Cant wait for the next update, speaking of when will that be????? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1747411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Cant wait for the next update, speaking of when will that be????? 'Bout once a week if I remember right. Be patient and ye shall be rewarded (hopefully). Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1747519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtonic Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Cant wait for the next update, speaking of when will that be????? Do not question the great one... The time will come when we will be rewarded, make do with the gifts the great Leethal gives us. *Creeps away and begins chanting incoherently* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1747602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted October 26, 2008 Author Share Posted October 26, 2008 Dude this rocks. Love Skarr and nearly wet myself in the first few chapters. Cant wait for the next update, speaking of when will that be????? Umm, well, I'm currently doing a Tournament thing for WH40k. So....updates for this week will be sporadic. So yes, the longest wait ever. But with good reason! It's...almost the end of the season! That and the Halloween Special is a long butt mother impregnanter Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1747610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirax Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Love it, awesome bro! keep up the gud work! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1747633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Friends! Lovers! Stalkers! Those who enjoy stuff! Heretics! Santa Claus! Space Marine! Guardsmen! All! Hark! The damned Halloween special is finished! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1749194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexwars1 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 YAY!!! the long awaited head-stuffing-up-butt creature is here! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1749469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Haha, awesome, can't wait til you post it, that "my head is up my butt" line was in my msn personal message for about a week lol. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1749476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memento Mori Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 ~sits waiting, twiddling his fingers, continuously glancing at a clock awaiting the Halloween edition~ Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1749736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted October 28, 2008 Author Share Posted October 28, 2008 ~sits waiting, twiddling his fingers, continuously glancing at a clock awaiting the Halloween edition~ Pushes the clock back In fear for my sanity.......there will be no color for the Halloween Special. To justify my actions, I say, ITSSOME SPOOKY BUTT CRAP GOING DOWN MAN!!!! IT'S A HORROR FILM! AMAGAWD! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1749759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtonic Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 ...*the twiddling of a thousand impatient thumbs continues*... sooo.... ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1749888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted October 28, 2008 Author Share Posted October 28, 2008 It's called a Halloween Special for a reason you know :D Now the question is...do I release the Season Finale on the 30th, and then the Special on the 31st, and watch your brains just explode from a double dose of awesome. Or be considerate and just post the Special and wait a few days for the finale... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/146509-deathwatch-the-series/page/7/#findComment-1750742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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