Gree Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 There seems to be a problem with the discipline of our soldiers. Whenever Chaos Marines get into a land raider they insist on waving their arms around and stretching. They claim they need to be more ''laid back''. Obviously this reduces transport space in the Raider. Some Slaaneshi marines insist on bringing ''bling'' with them, further restricting space, Please, you are not ''playas''. Why do you think the daemonettes got as botox injection and left you you poor Slaaneshi dudes. Also do not forget to donate to the Save a Dreadnought Foundation. Remember thier are poor insane dreadnoughts abandoned every year. The motor pool is fillling up and death rates amoung the Dark Mechanicus are up by 26% this year. Also in further news the plagerism suit ''Sternguard vs. Thousand Sons legion'' is dragging on....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drudge Dreadnought Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 We get less raider space because our marines take up more due to the extra close combat weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Inquisitor Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 We need that space to take up with our Machine Spirit. No, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minigun762 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Also in further news the plagerism suit ''Sternguard vs. Thousand Sons legion'' is dragging on....... This is how to complain properly. ^_^ On Topic, maybe in the 10,000 some odd years the Imperium was able to do some weight reductions and aftermarket mods on their Land Raiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drudge Dreadnought Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Also in further news the plagerism suit ''Sternguard vs. Thousand Sons legion'' is dragging on....... This is how to complain properly. ^_^ On Topic, maybe in the 10,000 some odd years the Imperium was able to do some weight reductions and aftermarket mods on their Land Raiders. The Mechanicus considers all pimpin on rides to be heretical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khestra the Unbeheld Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 The Mechanicus considers all pimpin on rides to be heretical. Only because they're allergic to chrome. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidren2401 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 My latest Space Marine gripe is their commander's being WS6. When this awsome attribute was given to our Lords it was the perfect recognition that 10,000 years of practice can actually improve your abillity with a weapon. Now these johnny-come-latelys are being awarded the same!? Absolute nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethal Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 AT least you still have Khârn :) Maybe the Nurgle Marines got fat? You never know. Sitting around in cover and terrain...shooting......all day...you're bound to gain some weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sati Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Oh boy oh boy! Ten CSM properly equipped with spikey bits and trophy racks horned helmets and extended heat outlets on their backpacks already risk bogging down on disembarkment. Yust imagine twelve of our beloved traitor scum doing the same...we pay the price for optical tuning. Probably the most upsetting, though not new issue about loyalists are command squads, while we have lost the ability to take retinues for our lords. I've almost forgotten, have you noticed that almost all of the loyalist stuff went down pointswise? At least they don't have tree weapons, yet. (spelling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstorm Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Well, we pay 30 points less for our LR, but we also dont get the machine spirit which is the nutz :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primarch Naogedd Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Yess... it really chafes that (especially under new 5th rules) we can't take a retinue. Now that characters count as upgrade characters while in a retinue. And WS6 should be reserved for special people. The Autarch has it, because he's ancient; our Chaos Lords have it, because they're ancient. Now a 600-year-old chapter master has it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khestra the Unbeheld Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Probably the most upsetting, though not new issue about loyalists are command squads, while we have lost the ability to take retinues for our lords. I've almost forgotten, have you noticed that almost all of the loyalist stuff went down pointswise? At least they don't have tree weapons, yet. On a bright note, if you stick a jump pack on your Chapter Master/Captain/Chaplain/Librarian, you get to leave the Command Squad/Honor Guard behind because they can't take jump packs!! :P Enjoy riding a Bike behind the boss, losers! Of course, that just means you dedicate a Vanguard Veteran squad as the "command squad" and fix the problem. Nothing like some super Raptors to even out the odds. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drudge Dreadnought Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Nothing like some super expensive Raptors to even out the odds. Fixed for accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeRed Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 By god if marines can have a unit that's man enough to deep strike and assault, then we should be able to give berserkers jump packs and be required to just deep strike directly on the enemy. The special rule could be called Villanous Inter..BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! If you think raptors are expensive now, did you ever try to field a unit of them in the old dex? They cost almost 100 more for a decent sized squad back then they do now. Of course Daemonic Visage and Hit + Run were pretty cool.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drudge Dreadnought Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I was referring to vanguard as expensive raptors. Ours are fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexiest_hero Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Hey we can have a winged lord jump out of a land raider the extra space is for his massive wings....and pet spawn...and personal attendees, and slaves to rest hit feet on...and that big unwieldly daemon-weapon thats just gonna lop his own head off the second he tries to use it. But mostly it's for his big a** wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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