Honda Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Brother, one does not claim 'dibs' on such a thing. This privelege must be won as all other things are won: in bloodsport. Now, now, now, I don't think there's any need for us to shed blood over this. I'm sure some sort of equitable method could be derived to determine who get's to go first. Will she be clad in chains? :tu: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2981347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwynn Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I always felt like a black Templar player when ever I saw a ultra marine or dark angel army I thought to myself right a way as weak and not worthy of being called a marine. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2981551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Being a filthy naughty red head mutant...that's a paddlin'. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2981647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTIitiate Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 -When you count the prices of Fantasy models in LRCs you could have bought -When your Marshal is the only model left from your army and stomps Eldrad, Howling banshees, and Dire avengers as well as pathfinders and a wave serpent with 1 wound left on himself and you wonder why the dice are making it difficult on you -Along the lines of that phase beginning with S, you wonder why your opponent is permitted to assault before you begin your second movement phase -Shooting at monstrous creatures and tanks with heavy weaponry instead of charging with close combat weapons is doing it wrong -You dread the idea of a new codex as you might not be able to have PotMS on vindicators -You only take vindicators because you wish you could shoot your crusader squads out of them at the enemy -Lascannon translates to "larger close combat weapon" -You sneer at Salamanders players for thinking their MC thunder hammers are hot stuff, as well as being wimps -Non-transport vehicles become Ram 1, Ram 2, and so on -Abaddon gets killed by the sheer awesomeness of one of your hammernators (Actually happened) -The police look at you funny when investigating why you "tank shocked" a person buying Harry Potter DVDs at Wal-Mart with your shopping cart -You ask TOs to clarify what these other special rules besides Preferred Enemy and Furious Charge are -You buy a brand new Templar Upgrade kit because you refuse to assemble a Commander Kit without it. -Baseball fans look at you funny when you ask why the batter doesn't get to reroll his missed third strike -When Rhianna says she likes whips and chains, you wonder when she will mention chainswords attached to them -You start Warmachine and the religious fanatics you play as there seem too nice -You SCREAM at the top of your lungs when the White Dwarf with the BT/Necron campaign and see how Mat Ward must put the Knights of Dorn at a crazy disadvantage for one of his monstrous creations to win against our righteous fury, then laugh as no one at your LGS buys the new necrons -You detest blood angels players that use templar bits for their weapons because they are mutants - Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2981670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 When you the inventor of Crusade: verb Used as a threat or statement of intensity, 'I'm going to Crusade you!' 'Let's Crusade the hell out of them!' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2981902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 When someone states that because you haven't played something without power armor that you are a noob and you should therefore start dark eldar, and instead of buying said Xenos use them to decorate the Scenary with bits. .......What? I am playing them in a literal sense at least. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2981906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 heh, good man =D 'I play with all the races! See? there's a bit of ork on that base there!' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2981909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother-Captain Sicarius Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 ... you read the rules about not being allowed psykers witches in your army as abusing the cool model you just made with a shreaded witch as basing... (havent done it yet, but considering it :) ) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2981920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTIitiate Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 When you realize that the person who started this epic thread is a mutant due to his third eye :P NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2982444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 When you realize that the person who started this epic thread is a mutant due to his third eye :P You know...he could just be referring to the auto-senses of his Power Armor... ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2982472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th!rdeye Posted January 31, 2012 Author Share Posted January 31, 2012 When you realize that the person who started this epic thread is a mutant due to his third eye ;) You know...he could just be referring to the auto-senses of his Power Armor... ;) Yea. Let's go with that. :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2982481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 *cough MUTANT! cough* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2982529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 you know it's only January, and when someone asks you if this thread can run another year, you say "Piece of cake". :pinch: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2982586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbus Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 It should be renamed as "The Eternal Threadsade." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2982589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 You know your a Black Templar when, everytime you see the Black Templar Rumor Roundup thread you just want to start chanting "Black Templars, Black Templars, Black Templars", you know like a baseball game or something. Maybe thats why I get weird looks when I look around after coming to B and C. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2982975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTIitiate Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 You know your a Black Templar when, everytime you see the Black Templar Rumor Roundup thread you just want to start chanting "Black Templars, Black Templars, Black Templars", you know like a baseball game or something. Maybe thats why I get weird looks when I look around after coming to B and C. You smite the heretics looking at you weird for their lack of enthusiasm. You ask the player with the Redeemer why he assembled his hurricane bolters wrong Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2983303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Nathanial Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 When all your terminators have hammers because lightning claws don't look medieval enough. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2983878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Nathanial Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 When all your terminators have hammers because lightning claws don't look medieval enough. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2983881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 When all your terminators get transferred to your codex marines, because it's appaling that only one is allowed a sword. And you don't need thunder hammers to get the job done anyway =D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2984185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishSmurf96 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 When your dream in life is to one day live in new ZEALand :cuss Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2984191 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 When your dream in life is to one day live in new ZEALand :cuss Ha! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2984201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 When your dream in life is to one day live in new ZEALand :cuss Ha! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2984204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTIitiate Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 ..you see Marshal Laeroth make a gunline list and start twitching. ;) You realize ML is a genius for making a "gunline" list because you can smack someone a bit further away with a lascannon than with a chainsword :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2986150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishSmurf96 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 ..you see Marshal Laeroth make a gunline list and start twitching. ;) You realize ML is a genius for making a "gunline" list because you can smack someone a bit further away with a lascannon than with a chainsword :) But it's no fun that way! ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2986176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTIitiate Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Fun is secondary to KILLING THE HERETIC :) Also, a plasma gun might explode in their face when you use it as a baseball bat hehehe Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/25/#findComment-2986193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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