You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Darkwynn]

Splendid! I wish I had seen the embuggering of Grey Knights.

 

I did witness the foul xenos trickery at work in your round two game. We hadn't met yet, but by way of introduction, I was quite tempted to climb up on your chair and elbow drop the eldar army!

 

I suppose that is how you would have known I was a Black Templar.

 

Ha were you the guy named Logan who came up and shaked my hand?

[kdaly82]

You know your a Black Templar when...

 

Someone says "why couldn't you read my mind", and you yell back "BECAUSE I'M NOT A PSYKER!!!!!" <-(guilty)

[Brother Aiwass]

Black Templars. The chapter what WE recruit.

[Marshal Severarse]

You mean, sniffle sniffle, you rememberz me?

 

Ah, nope, not the name of this Templar. There was a hand shaking later on though. 'Twas a pleasure. Sorry I didn't have time to give you my autograph, but maybe next year. ^_^

[Glaeken Templaris]

While away on holiday you have to call on all your deathwatch training not to slaughter the owners of a wican shop and your wife for enquiring about rituals and other such heretical subjects. I walked in saw what the shop was about the started. muttering our abore the witch vow just to keep calm while a turned round and left. Edited April 29, 2012 by Glaeken Templaris

[Glaeken Templaris]

Also while on same holiday finding a store that's sold warhammer and 40k models and paint, yelling at the shop keeper as to why they didn't stock any black templar models then proceeded to buy several tubs of chaos black and storm out in a righteous rage lol

[Brother-Captain Sicarius]

When you go to a tournament with your chaos army because your templars have not been painted yet (and you wanted a black army) and bring psyker daemon princes and actually feel happy about getting wiped off the board in the last game by necrons because the witches and heretics got killed and you now have another good reason to beat the necrons even more the next time you meet them...

 

and yes I do feel like I should do penance for my actions, sadly all my paints have dried up :) and the cash to buy new aint there anytime soon :(

 

any ideas for another way to absolve my sins?

[Glaeken Templaris]

Quickly some one call Firepower the paddle be needed for this one.

[Grey Knight Purifier]

As I understand, GW paints only need a bit of water mixed into them to reconstitute them properly. You might want to check the internet to clarify that though.

 

Get those models painted, and you might be spared the Crozius Paddleum.

[Brother-Captain Sicarius]

will try that ;) hope it works this time around, though usually when they are in this poor a shape they tend to be "dead" :/

[Lysere]

You only paint your army when your listening to, Da Pacem Domine or Salve Regina.

[Murcielago]

Or if you're watching Kingdom of Heaven while painting :P

[SteelBrigade92]

You know your a Black Templar when you see some car in front of you while on the road that has a bumper sticker that reads "Never piss off a Witch" and think to yourself the following!

 

1. Stupid foul witch im gonna crusade your :yes:.

2. Hahahahaha LoL you people think your that cool!

3. I should stick my head out and yell out one of our vows.

4. The Emperor's finest would like to have a word with these old hags.

5. No! You should never ever no matter what piss off a Black Templar!

6. PURGE, BURN, KILL!!!!

7. Lets see how pissed off you witches are when you suffer a bolter round to the face!

 

And other stuff I cant remember!

Edited May 6, 2012 by SteelBrigade92

[Heretics]

When you go to a tournament with your chaos army because your templars have not been painted yet (and you wanted a black army) and bring psyker daemon princes and actually feel happy about getting wiped off the board in the last game by necrons because the witches and heretics got killed and you now have another good reason to beat the necrons even more the next time you meet them...

 

and yes I do feel like I should do penance for my actions, sadly all my paints have dried up :P and the cash to buy new aint there anytime soon :(

 

any ideas for another way to absolve my sins?

 

 

 

Yes i believe you could say 1000 hail the God Emperor

[Brother Darklight]

You know you're a Black Templar when another chapter challenges you to something; You Zealously shout "I ACCEPT", and than ask questions later

[Ghost38]

You know your Black Templar when...

 

...you strap Orbs of Antioch onto your Bolter and throw it into a horde of Orks, and say, "It's FIRE support, isn't it?"

Guilty:

Marshal Solgriev (aka ColonelJack)

Castellan Marque Storn (aka Ghost38)

[Acebaur]

You know your Black Templar when...

 

...you strap Orbs of Antioch onto your Bolter and throw it into a horde of Orks, and say, "It's FIRE support, isn't it?"

Guilty:

Marshal Solgriev (aka ColonelJack)

Castellan Marque Storn (aka Ghost38)

 

 

Why would you defile the Emperor's holy weapon like that?

[Ghost38]

You know your Black Templar when...

 

...you strap Orbs of Antioch onto your Bolter and throw it into a horde of Orks, and say, "It's FIRE support, isn't it?"

Guilty:

Marshal Solgriev (aka ColonelJack)

Castellan Marque Storn (aka Ghost38)

 

 

Why would you defile the Emperor's holy weapon like that?

 

Hey, Solgriev thought it up, not me. I'd more likely just throw it and recover it after the battle, not use grenades on it, but he pushed me into it xD

[Murcielago]

You know you're a Black Templar when you crusaded against the xenos and heretics BEFORE it was cool :D

[BTIitiate]

You know your Black Templar when...

 

...you strap Orbs of Antioch onto your Bolter and throw it into a horde of Orks, and say, "It's FIRE support, isn't it?"

Guilty:

Marshal Solgriev (aka ColonelJack)

Castellan Marque Storn (aka Ghost38)

 

 

Why would you defile the Emperor's holy weapon like that?

 

A bolter cannot be the Emperor's holy weapon because it does not give extra attacks in close combat-bolt pistols, on the other hand.

[Mike Zulu]

You know you're a Black Templar when....

 

After being beaten in Initiative for every assault, been chased down the field by jetbikes, unable to defeat some stupid special unit with a re-rollable 3+ invulnerable save, having my Emperor's Champion ripped out of a squad by a grappling hook of some kind, losing two matches in row against armies of the same kin, and spending hours that night trying to work out how on earth I can even defeat them next time and unable to find a satisfying solution...

 

You realise you really, really hate Eldar.

[KhorneHunter57x]

unable to defeat some stupid special unit with a re-rollable 3+ invulnerable save

A what now? The only Eldar mini (Dark or Craftworld) that can get that is Eldrad...and it sounds like you were facing Dark Eldar.

[Honda]

...you pull out some belly button lint and it's the shape of a maltese cross.

[Mike Zulu]

unable to defeat some stupid special unit with a re-rollable 3+ invulnerable save

A what now? The only Eldar mini (Dark or Craftworld) that can get that is Eldrad...and it sounds like you were facing Dark Eldar.

 

It was two matches, first was Eldar, and second was Dark Eldar.

 

And yes, Eldrad sounds like the name. Tried to take him out with my Champion but after five rounds I did no damage. But likewise he did nothing to the Champion either - a stalemate.

 

I'm a relatively new player and I've never faced Eldar or Dark Eldar before so I didn't know how to prepare, but they had all these ridiculous abilities and units (like re-rolls, scatter lasers or something, and poisoned cannons that fire 12 shots at once) that I was utterly confused and unable to retaliate appropiately. And I got crushed.

 

And on that note:

 

You know you're a Black Templar player when... you sink into a depression when the Emperor's Champion is slain in combat.

[T14]

The rains of Castamere IV (Hymns of Sigismund, Book VII, Chapter II, verse II)

 

And who are you, the Witch King said,

that I must bow so low?

Only a knight of a different coat,

that's all the truth I know.

In a coat of black or a coat of red,

a knight still has his sword,

And mine is long and sharp, my lord,

as long and sharp as yours.

 

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

that witch of Castamere,

But now the rains weep o'er his world,

with no one there to hear.

Yes now the rains weep o'er his world,

and not a soul to hear.

 

Edit: Glefully adapted from

this past weekend