You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Murcielago]

Templar 14, whered you get that epic quote?!?

 

Nevermind, just saw the new GoT and realized where it was from...nice adaptation though

Edited May 30, 2012 by Murcielago

[CommissarOridium]

When you're walking around in a supermarket, unable to find what you are looking for and you instictively think; "This calls for a crusade!"

[SunshineDragon]

You know you are a Black Templar when:

 

..... You have more LRCs than Rhino

..... You see LR Redeemers and think that someone has built their LRC wrong

..... You talk to your car in an effort to sooth its over-zealous machine spirit

..... You think your car HAS a machine spirit

[Honda]

...when you come to the understanding that there's no such thing as too many Land raiders.

[Murcielago]

...When you hear the words "6th Edition" and automaticaly start trying to picture the new codex cover

[Mystech1]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

...You find this thread while searching for Black Templar dice to buy.

...You spend 6 hours reading the entire thread.

...You feel the need to add to it, regardless of how long it's been going.

...After about 10 years out of the hobby, you come back and still play Black Templars.

...You refuse to allow your 4 year old girl to even consider liking chaos, even if the display army is painted purple and pink.. grrr

...You consider disowning her for liking eldar.. grrr

...You hope she will at least grow into a SoB army.

...You consider the possibility of purple and pink crusade colors, for the sake of your progeny.

...You Vow to set her on the correct path even if it kills you.

...Your 7 month old boy extends his hand toward you and makes a fist, and all you can think of is how proud you are that he's already practicing his Power Fist technique.

...After searching for any 40k models you might have, you find a box of Blood Angels and your first thought is to convert them to Black Templars.

...You notice in said box of broken, scratched and beat up Blood Angels is 1 completely unscathed 25th anniversary Emperor's Champion.

...After making this discovery, decide said Blood Angels are unworthy of being Templars.

...You Vow to build a fresh crusade around said Emperor's Champion using all new models until you can make the 2000 mile trip across country to your parent's house in the hope that your old models are still stored in their attic.

 

Lastly from 10 years ago vs the above mentioned Blood Angels (which I inherited from my brother who no longer plays)...

 

...You have a police report that begins with "His Primarch had wings." and ends with "Suffer not the unclean to live!"

 

Guilty of all the above. :angry:

[gingebabehh]

you know your a Black Templar when

 

you find yourself trying to buy more bolt pistols and chainswords online

you forget what the ''lance'' rule is

secretly hate imperial guard for their :angry: attitude to combat

find yourself thinking, i can fit in more than 2 land raider crusaders in a 1500 pt list

think real life templars are such :) for not being you

secretly hate all other chapters of space marines for not being as battle hungry

Beat Blood angels in close combat

everytime someone wants to be your ally with a psker, you valiantly point out where it says you cannot play with psykers, call your friend a witch and then walk away

[gingebabehh]

you know your a Black Templar when

 

you find yourself trying to buy more bolt pistols and chainswords online

you forget what the ''lance'' rule is

secretly hate imperial guard for their :angry: attitude to combat

find yourself thinking, i can fit in more than 2 land raider crusaders in a 1500 pt list

think real life templars are such :) for not being you

secretly hate all other chapters of space marines for not being as battle hungry

Beat Blood angels in close combat

everytime someone wants to be your ally with a psker, you valiantly point out where it says you cannot play with psykers, call your friend a witch and then walk away

[Brother Darklight]

you know your a Black Templar when...

 

...everytime someone wants to be your ally with a psker, you valiantly point out where it says you cannot play with psykers, call your friend a witch and then walk away

Guilty

[Roesor]

Damn Right Guilty.

[Smirnov]

you know your a Black Templar when...

 

...everytime someone wants to be your ally with a psker, you valiantly point out where it says you cannot play with psykers, call your friend a witch and then walk away

I actually had a little quarrel started because I totally refused to play with any xenos or psykers as allies in 2-on-2 battle. Let those Blood Angels ally with Eldar under the guide of that witch they call 'Lord of Death'. I know that there is only one Lord, and he illuminates the darkness of the void from the Golden Throne

[Lysere]

you know your a Black Templar when...

 

...everytime someone wants to be your ally with a psker, you valiantly point out where it says you cannot play with psykers, call your friend a witch and then walk away

I actually had a little quarrel started because I totally refused to play with any xenos or psykers as allies in 2-on-2 battle. Let those Blood Angels ally with Eldar under the guide of that witch they call 'Lord of Death'. I know that there is only one Lord, and he illuminates the darkness of the void from the Golden Throne

 

If they insisted that I play with them and there was no alternative I would deploy my strongest unit near his psyker and on my first turn assault and kill them. I do not care what the BRB says about assaulting allies I would do it.

[Cain21]

you know your a Black Templar when...

 

...everytime someone wants to be your ally with a psker, you valiantly point out where it says you cannot play with psykers, call your friend a witch and then walk away

I actually had a little quarrel started because I totally refused to play with any xenos or psykers as allies in 2-on-2 battle. Let those Blood Angels ally with Eldar under the guide of that witch they call 'Lord of Death'. I know that there is only one Lord, and he illuminates the darkness of the void from the Golden Throne

 

If they insisted that I play with them and there was no alternative I would deploy my strongest unit near his psyker and on my first turn assault and kill them. I do not care what the BRB says about assaulting allies I would do it.

 

/agree

[Brother Darklight]

You know you're a Black Templar when you play as 3 completely different Warhammer 40k armies, and none of em have Psykers.

[Lysere]

You know you're a Black Templar when you play as 3 completely different Warhammer 40k armies, and none of em have Psykers.

 

You know your black templar when any psyker you do run in a different army kills himself. (Seriously, every time he doesn't die turn one or two, he kills himself. That is with a storm shield I might add)

[Brother Darklight]

You know you're a Black Templar when you play as 3 completely different Warhammer 40k armies, and none of em have Psykers.

 

You know your black templar when any psyker you do run in a different army kills himself. (Seriously, every time he doesn't die turn one or two, he kills himself. That is with a storm shield I might add)

 

Lmao. A friend of mine has terribad luck with psykers too. One of his armies is Chaos Marines and the first time he tried Thousand Sons he failed every single psychic test and to this day I have no idea what the ability he was trying to use even did. Same guy also tried to use a Big Mek with that absurdly large gun against my Dark Eldar. His first shot teleported him into assault with my Archon and a squad of wyches. He basically Rage quit all psychic powers and anything that involves similar random events or possibly of failure.

[Lysere]

You know you're a Black Templar when you play as 3 completely different Warhammer 40k armies, and none of em have Psykers.

 

You know your black templar when any psyker you do run in a different army kills himself. (Seriously, every time he doesn't die turn one or two, he kills himself. That is with a storm shield I might add)

 

Lmao. A friend of mine has terribad luck with psykers too. One of his armies is Chaos Marines and the first time he tried Thousand Sons he failed every single psychic test and to this day I have no idea what the ability he was trying to use even did. Same guy also tried to use a Big Mek with that absurdly large gun against my Dark Eldar. His first shot teleported him into assault with my Archon and a squad of wyches. He basically Rage quit all psychic powers and anything that involves similar random events or possibly of failure.

 

With one Librarian I have had all these events happen. Died due to perils and no invuln save, died by deepstriking and scattering onto a unit, (after waiting until turn 5 to arrive anyway), Death by s10 blast and failed save, (yet a 5+ terminator made his), several perils in a row, or gk assault. I am glad I am done with such stupid units.

[Marshal Severarse]

You know you are a Black Templar when, in a 5000 pt. game, you and your fellow Templar teammate are confronted with sixty genestealers fleeting up your flank. You look at one another, nod, and dump two Crusaders worth of Templars including both of your Emperor's Champions, a Marshal, and High Marshal Helbrecht, directly into their anal-crevices, swords first.

 

One turn later, the stealers have been utterly wiped them from the face of the galaxy, and you consolidate on to further glory.

[Ryan]

You know you are a Black Templar when, in a 5000 pt. game, you and your fellow Templar teammate are confronted with sixty genestealers fleeting up your flank. You look at one another, nod, and dump two Crusaders worth of Templars including both of your Emperor's Champions, a Marshal, and High Marshal Helbrecht, directly into their anal-crevices, swords first.

 

One turn later, the stealers have been utterly wiped them from the face of the galaxy, and you consolidate on to further glory.

 

I bet the look on the nid players face was a proper Kodac moment

[Marshal Severarse]

Yeah, actually felt a little bad for the guy but, you know, No Pity No Remorse and all that.

[Lysere]

When after failing to kill a Valkyrie with dual meltaguns you then proceed to charge it with nothing but power weapons and CC weapons, and still do more damage then the melta guns. (Hitting on 6s btw)

 

When you plan on bringing your 5th ed rule book with you to next weeks game even though you'll have the 6th book, just so you can gain +1 attack against rules lawyers.

[Billy Butcher]

Your opponents face tells you that he realises he's just made a terrible mistake (again) when he lets his prized Ork Nob Biker Deathstar Squad get too close to my Assault Terminators and Emperors Champion.

 

They valiantly lasted a whole round of assault before they were slaughtered :lol:

[Th!rdeye]

I am gone for a long time... and when i come back i see this on the first page.. :D

 

ETERNAL THREAD

[Arthanor]

When, upon reading about the ability to field 14 crusaders in one FOC, your brain goes:

 

3 heavy supports, elites: 3 terminator squads with LRCs, troops: 6 crusader squads with LRCs

 

that's 12.. 2 more from command squads in HQs.. 14.. We need to get something in FA that takes LRCS!!

[Smirnov]

And now FOC doubles at 2000 points.

So it's six LRs in HS, eight LRCs for Troops, six for Elites and four for HQs. 24 total, not counting allies.