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... when, even though you've owned the new 6ed rulebook for three weeks now, you have not even peeked into the Psyker rules. Those pages do not exist and this knowledge best lay forgotten!

 

I knew I couldn't be the only one...

 

Sadly I've looked at the rules for psykers, but I have no idea what more then like two powers do and that's because other people keep mentioning them.

 

When your Master of Sanctity takes out 3 squads, a tank, and doesn't even take a wound, and you consider that a bad game for him.

 

When you drop a melta gun just so you can take more Initiates in your crusader squads, and do just as well against armor.

 

When your lowly Cenobyte Servitor can tank a lasgun barrage for your Master of Sanctity.

 

When your friend shows you a special mission rule set where players switch shooting phases, and you agree to play with an evil grin. (This is a mission I will be playing sometime later this month. The idea of getting RZ during the same turn I can assault makes me happy, to say the least)

... when your MEQ opponent is so afraid of your Venerable Dreadnought that he sends a LRC, a Rhino and TH/SS Terminators to get rid of him.

... when you successfully tie them up for the whole of the game, so that the rest can CHAAAARGE!

... whan the Dread, obviously, does that in close combat!

 

Go Ancient Knight Kadosh! B)

Edited by Kastor Krieg
Your heart sinks in dismay at the your fellow space marine chapters when you realized that librarians are filthy psykers, rather than space marines pissed off at someone not returning their books on time

 

You sir have just given me an awesome idea for a conversion for next week. (I promise pictures when it's built)

"Destroy all the places in which the nations, that you shall possess, worshipped their gods upon high mountains, and hills, and under every shady tree: Overthrow their altars, and break down their statues, burn their groves with fire, and break their idols in pieces: destroy their names out of those places."

 

When you read this in Brother Krikey's thread and think, "I'm gonna get me some of that!"

  • 4 weeks later...

When you have more HQ conversions possible that the entirety of the HQ's list of Codex:SM

 

When you're opponent realize that you can take more special and heavy weapons in the game than him.

 

When you own a medieval sword and would like to own Black Power Armour to go with it. B)

 

When you're not jealous of BA or GK for having Stormravens or C:SM for the Stormtalon because you can have a Caestus or a Storm Eagle instead. :lol:

 

When you took down that Reaver Titan with a 5 man Assault Squad with Meltabombs. ^_^

 

When you demand GW to make Tabards that fit Terminators and Dreadnoughts, that looks nothing like an apron.

 

When you want to burn you're real librarian for being a witch.

 

...you're reading this thread

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 3 weeks later...

When you see a man in the street claiming to be a prophet with a sandwich board saying the end is nigh, and lay the smack down on him for being a filthy psyker witch.

 

Only the all-father should have those gifts.

When the portrayal of Sigismund in Crimson Fist ruined an otherwise good novella for you.

 

:)

 

What is wrong with the portrayal!? It gives our chapters creation roots of redemption. Gives Sigismund much needed character.

You're a Black Templar when...

- you get Armour of the Ages finecast edition and paint the Mk. 1 as pre-heresy Imp. Fist with a Black Templar Cross somewhere on its armour and a scroll work that says: Initiate Sigismund.

...when you stat out this thread.

 

WS8 BS5 S6 T5 W5 I6 A4 Ld10

 

Special Rules: Eternal Warrior, It will not Die, Feel No Pain, Furious Charge, Counter-Attack, Fearless.

 

Hah! Awesome, but you left out Zealot. :D

Edited by Honda
...when you stat out this thread.

 

WS8 BS5 S6 T5 W5 I6 A4 Ld10

 

Special Rules: Eternal Warrior, It will not Die, Feel No Pain, Furious Charge, Counter-Attack, Fearless.

 

Hah! Awesome, but you left out Zealot. :D

 

And Crusader :)

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