You know you're a Black Templar when....

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

... when you start their training at 9 months. 

 

 

The first female Neophyte?

Edited June 22, 2014 by SCOTT_FRANCIS

[Zyth23]

 

...when you bought "Lords of Mars" just because THERE ARE TEMPLARS ON THE COVER!!!! (because I don't read a lot, maybe one day I will read it but not for the moment.)

 

FOR SIGISMUND!!!!

Now you got to buy the other one "Priests of Mars" because the Templars rock.

 

Yes, and also I'll have to buy Helsreach and the 3rd book about mars that will be released later this year

 

... when you start their training at 9 months. 

I hope you don't plan to use him like* our Neophytes?! *Meat Shield

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

 

 

...when you bought "Lords of Mars" just because THERE ARE TEMPLARS ON THE COVER!!!! (because I don't read a lot, maybe one day I will read it but not for the moment.)

 

FOR SIGISMUND!!!!

Now you got to buy the other one "Priests of Mars" because the Templars rock.

 

Yes, and also I'll have to buy Helsreach and the 3rd book about mars that will be released later this year

 

... when you start their training at 9 months. 

I hope you don't plan to use him like* our Neophytes?! *Meat Shield

 

 

Unfortunately the Sisters will be after her. I know not of any female Templars. 

[Andhil]

@Scott_Francis: There's always got to be a first! 

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

 

 

...when you bought "Lords of Mars" just because THERE ARE TEMPLARS ON THE COVER!!!! (because I don't read a lot, maybe one day I will read it but not for the moment.)

 

FOR SIGISMUND!!!!

Now you got to buy the other one "Priests of Mars" because the Templars rock.

 

Yes, and also I'll have to buy Helsreach and the 3rd book about mars that will be released later this year

 

Yep, then "Crusade for Armageddon" and "Conquest of Armageddon" 

[General Disarray]

 

 

...when you bought "Lords of Mars" just because THERE ARE TEMPLARS ON THE COVER!!!! (because I don't read a lot, maybe one day I will read it but not for the moment.)

 

FOR SIGISMUND!!!!

Now you got to buy the other one "Priests of Mars" because the Templars rock.

 

Yes, and also I'll have to buy Helsreach and the 3rd book about mars that will be released later this year

 

... when you start their training at 9 months. 

I hope you don't plan to use him like* our Neophytes?! *Meat Shield

 

 

Those chest rig baby carriers are pretty much just a meat shield in a Dreadknight sort of way.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

By the fires of Mars, I had never thought of that, ha ha, I use one of them all the time, I am a Neophytes Dreadknight. 

[Marshal Mattias]

...for a new campaign, you tried to fit Helbrecht and 5 Sword Brethren Terminators in a Land Raider Crusader within a 600pt limit.

...when upon your discovery that this could not be done, your wrath could not be contained and you declared a Crusade against the organiser for picking 600 points as the arbitrary limit.

[Zyth23]

Unfortunately the Sisters will be after her. I know not of any female Templars. 

And what about my Marshall Selina ?

 

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/077/e/b/_wh40k__marshal_selina_011__wip__by_zyth23-d7aph0i.jpg

 

++ Okay I'll buy all the books about Templars, even if I will never read them XD

...when you play other race, and you never plan to use any kind of psykers (Except if planning to play a pure psyker army of Tzeentch, because Egyptian Marines in the Space are Epicly Badass Good Looking)

[Brother Christopher]

 

++ Okay I'll buy all the books about Templars, even if I will never read them XD

...when you play other race, and you never plan to use any kind of psykers (Except if planning to play a pure psyker army of Tzeentch, because Egyptian Marines in the Space are Epicly Badass Good Looking)

 

 

BROTHER ZYTH! THIS ENTRY FITS A THREAD TITLED 'YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT A BLACK TEMPLAR WHEN.'

 

Now, be off to do 15 Hail Marys... I mean "Abhor the Witch, Deny the Witch" and rethink your conduct, or else... I believe that Jasper can re-emerge from the wapr to talk some sense into you... and it's going to get nasty!

[Mandolore511]

Zyth... remember that without purity we are lost. Remember the passion of your first love and do not stray from the righteous purpose that you have set your hand to. If a man takes hold of the plow to furrow the field, how wicked is he who turns back part way through the work. Justly will his harvest be small and he perish in the cold depths of winter for his foolhardy and dishonorable abandonment of the noble work which he had taken in hand.

Brother it is said that he who brings a brother back from the brink of perishing is blessed many times over. Hear the voices of your comrades in arms and the only family you have ever known the brothers of your chapter and crusade, your closest dearest brothers who have stood by your side over the swelling of glorious crescendo of holy battle these past countless centuries. Listen to our pleas and regain your proper disgust when facing these whisperings of the thrice cursed utterly damnable warp. There is nothing that comes from this foul demented realm than corruption and death of death. The products of the folly and false promises of this heretical and insane realm are only cowardly, miserable, dead and dying craven ghouls who's soul and purity, sacrificed so long ago, have become by their absence the well of weakness which writhers their arms on the day of battle and gives us the very tools by which we destroy them.

Go forth brother, clad in purity as black as your war plate and fired by the righteous wrath and ZEAL that is your true and glorious inheritance.by the might of your outstretched right arm smash and purge the very sources of the sources of the wisperings that your ear has so recently tasted and rejected. Yea and may your left arm and the little finger of your left arm throw back the foul blasphemy that has dared to attempt the corruption of your noble soul.

Remember though, we may and do call you back from the brink, but should you fall we stand ready to render you as empty and desecrated as the barreness of the very outer void beyond the light of star or the comfort of the astronomicon. That though we love you as a brother yet we will exercise that very love to the destruction of your soul should you be claimed by ruin for we love you enough to not let you continue in any path other than the pure and true way of peace and blessed joy in service of the one true Lord of the universe he who is exalted and seated far above all other names.

Brother hear our plea and return! We long that you may be pure that the blackness of your armor may no longer lie regarding the purity of your soul. Oh brother we weep for you! Come back to us! For the love of comrade and the love of the Emperor we pray you to be at peace once more.

Edited June 26, 2014 by Mandolore511

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Curse you Ahriman. Brother, no Templar has ever fallen to chaos, and so shall it stay.

 

The Emperor protects, look to your Chaplain Brother. 

[Kastor Krieg]

When you laugh out loud because this is gloriously true.

 

http://i.imgur.com/0uoKRsK.jpg

[nightwing1511]

When you're going into a match knowing your xeno-witch opponent is trying to get his head around the 7th Ed changes to Eldrad, and that makes you happy, simply because it presents an opportunity to slay the heretic.

[Honda]

@Mandalore: The only way your call to purity could have been better is if it had been written in BOLD, RED, 36 POINT FONT!

 

@KK: Absolutely hilarious. I love it!

[Mandolore511]

@Mandalore: The only way your call to purity could have been better is if it had been written in BOLD, RED, 36 POINT FONT!

 

@KK: Absolutely hilarious. I love it!

FIxed. It is much easier to type and edit to ensure precision of language when it doesn't take several pages.

 

Also because of where this is 

 

You know you're a black templar when:

 

Your immediate mental and some times verbal response to the mention of a mutant is to recite the litany against mutation from the copy of the uplifting primer one always has with them.

 

When you actually believe that a mind to small for doubt is blessed.

 

When you actually respect the various groups who burned each other through out history because at least the stood for something and actually believed in it enough to risk everything for it. (Yes they sometimes did terrible things... but at least they weren't hypocrites who said one thing and did another)

 

When you froth with anger as your coworkers describe filthy Slannash drivel they defile their cogitator machines with.

[General Disarray]

When you find yourself seriously considering finding a metal chaos sorceror model on ebay, painting it, then smearing lighter fluid on its legs, setting it aflame and taking a picture of it because it would make for a cool avatar pic.

[Mandolore511]

This needs to be done... Then we can add the picture to our thread about our artwork, as it would back a piece of art.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Yes!!! Someone needs to do that and use the picture to make signature pic, " Burn the Witch" 

[Kastor Krieg]

When you realize that even as a kid you had visual preference of some Transformers based on exactly a single feature.

 

http://i.imgur.com/LpENlWR.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/raIfHDI.jpg

[Kastor Krieg]

When you walk around your home in a rush, before going out, bump into a small coffee table (a.k.a. Another Flat Surface of Your Workshop), tripping slightly and see a spare resin copy of a Traitor Primaris Psyker tumble off the table and right under your combat boot. CRUNCH. Instead of regret, a smile creeps onto your face, because the galaxy is less another damned witch.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

You grit your teeth and lock your ZEAL inside when your wife utters the words...

 

" Can you just nip "insert name" down to the library, he needs new books for school tomorrow. "

 

When you steal yourself against the horror as it takes your son 20 minutes to pick his new books, while the witches hover and stare, THEY KNEW BROTHERS, THEY KNEW.

When confronted by the head witch at the desk, she smiles, "Is that all?" she asks...

 

Your head hurts, your ZEAL is burning, your fist is clenched....

 

I should of said it, not thought it. I shame you Brothers, I only thought it. As I left, I whispered it, "Burn Witch." but Emperor forgive me, real life won over and I shamed us all.

 

Damn Librarians. BURN WITCHES.

Edited June 30, 2014 by SCOTT_FRANCIS

[Sete]

When you wake up in the morning, turn off the alarm and check Bolter and chainsword Black Templars thread to see what your brothers were up too. And when you think expanding the Dark Angels dark vengeance set, but remember they have librarians and a shady past. And when you have the 4th edition codex at the bedside table, and you always have a peek at it before sleeping. Edited June 30, 2014 by Sete

[The_son_of_Dorn]

When you've had your post deleted for it being to awesome, HINT HINT! 

[FortesMastery]

....When you realize the only unique Black Templar Model you need from GW is Grimaldus.