You know you are a Blood Angel when....

[Brother Captain Kezef]

You actualy know what Renaisance means

 

You find yourself having big pointy teeth and a mean streak a mile wide

 

You think a mullet is actualy fashionable

 

You have a thing for gold

 

You have a hidden stash of landscape paintings and romantic poetry

 

You have anger management issues

 

While working you have a vision of Sanguinius and that customer you just served is Horus.......

[Brother Weasel]

I disagree that it had to be done...:huh:

[IronKobra]

haha, I can fully get on board with a few of them!

[shatter]

You stand up for the little guy even though it'll probably lead to bloodshed.

 

You dismiss peoples feeble attempts at art while nodding and smiling encouragement.

 

You want to spill the blood of Twilight's cast members and then drink it to take pleasure in their angst.

 

You smirk at berserkers.

 

You know you're special.

 

You trip on something but fall only half as far as regular people.

 

You know the punchline to a joke before the teller is finished.

[Brother Captain Kezef]

You want to spill the blood of Twilight's cast members and then drink it to take pleasure in their angst.

 

The rage, it grows!

[BAJake]

You smirk at berserkers.

 

LOL

 

...When you go to re-supply on paint and all you get is Red and Black.

 

Then when the store manager looks at you funny you wish you had nice big Canines to Flash at him

 

When you are asked to write a Paper on a historical figure and you start researching 'Vlad The Impaler' right away

 

When you get a cut and lick the blood.. just to see if you'd like it

 

When you Easily figure out a tactic to beat: Orks, Tyranids, Dark Eldar, and Terminator Death Star units in CC

[Leksington]

To settle this little squabble,

 

Blood Angels aren't about rebirth.

I can only assume you meant the Renaissance Period, meaning you didn't know what renaissance means. :huh:

[Zeller]

...you go to the BT forum and see they have a "You know you are a Black Templar when.." thread.

 

...you picture yourself in the cupola of a Baal predator when it unloads death.

 

...you think of a Furioso dreadnought and find yourself moving both of your arms up in front of you and clenching your fists.

 

...you remove Twilight from this realm of existence. For Ever.

[Plague Angel]

...you have a taste for fine jewelry.

 

...you have no glasses in your home, only grails.

 

...you can hear the name "Sanguinius" without rolling your eyes.

 

...your idea of "a different color" is a different shade of red.

 

...you name at least one of your models Vlad. (Mine's a Techmarine.)

 

...people only think you're drinking wine.

 

I also think your confusing your personal preferences (mullet) with those somehow connected to BA.

 

(Psssst.)

[Brother Weasel]

that's "spelling failure"

 

All of this is "get that stick out of your ass"

:cuss

 

mine was meant purely as a joke:) even though fail as a noun annoys me, i understand it's the new thing to say:)

 

and Mephiston has his hair pulled behind the cabeling:) that does not equal a mullet

[Father Mapple]

...you think the Phantom of the Opera was pretty level headed and wouldn't mind him leading you in battle.

 

...when you start to sympathize with Hannibal Lector.

 

...when you curse foul xenos and heretics for their filthy, flesh eating and blood rituals while enjoying... uh, a... strawberry? Yeah, strawberry juice and red jell-o.

 

...ArchAngel is your favorite X-Man.

 

...You just can't get a good night's sleep except in your golden colored box.

 

...you get nervous when talking about your anger issues around Salamanders.

 

...the life insurance salesman will not insure you unless you get a psychologist to perform some quick, simple tests.

 

...your local priest or clergyman just really riles you up more than the others.

[JamesI]

inb4dalock.

 

Lets not have anymore pointless posts like this please.

 

And lets end the spelling failure discussion now.

 

Threads like this often end badly, I'll give this one some leniency right now. I hope it doesn't descend into chaos.

[bloodancient]

The mullet thing just my 2 cents come on he looks very business in the front and party in the rear reguardless if it's pulled back or not. but so much of this is true we could publish it.

[Grizzly Adams]

Mephiston - The Jared Allen of the 40k Universe

[Emperors Immortals]

...when the Beserkers in front of you concern you less then the Death Company to your left

 

...when Demon Princes think your OP in CC

 

...when you actually make a Hive Tyrant cry in pain.

 

...when you contemplate deep striking every single unit....and then win.

 

...when you see a thread like this in the SW/DA/templar forums and decide youd make it look better....

 

...when you decide if youll die anyway, you may as well look good doing it...

[Jorre]

- When you build a sign to put on your gaming shed door that says "Baal"!

 

- when you go to a party you use red coloring in your beer ( I only did it once and it was a dress up party!)

[Terrahawk]

When your forum is the last one to get one of these topics. (No disrespect to OP, fun topic. ;))

 

When you look so damn handsome that even mirrors shatter when looked into.

 

When you are counted as one of the few and most trusted allies of the Necrons. (Sorry had to do it. <_<)

 

When you own a summer cottage in Transylvania.

 

When you look back into your younger days and remember having trouble getting a date because of your... malformed looks. But it all did turn out just right, didn't it?

 

When you paint your car red... and it goes faster!

 

When you order all your steaks rare.

 

When you won last year's LPC and are going to do the same this year!

[Nemisor]

when you reply to " you know your a blood angel when...." threads ;)

 

when you spray "lucifer" across the rocker cover of you cars motor

 

when your just too dam pretty for the emperor to let you die.....ah look at that chiseld jaw <_<

 

when you realise you are indeed superior to every other space marine in the universe

[Mike the Zealous]

... when your army CC's its way up a enemies' battle line like it was 4th edition...

[Emperors Immortals]

I did actually paint my car red, and it did go faster.

 

 

Sadly it still couldnt Deep Strike.......

[Brother-Captain Devlonir]

.. when you look at a vehicle and the first thing you ponder is 'how can I throw that out of the back of a transport plane?'

 

.. when you look at a car engine and the first thing you ponder is 'how can I make that go faster?'

 

.. when you look at the jet pack scene in that one Bond movie and think 'I can do that a lot better.. with a chainsword'

[Plague Angel]

I did actually paint my car red, and it did go faster.

 

 

Sadly it still couldnt Deep Strike.......

 

Could it Outflank?

[Taz]

...when you suddenly decide holding the line is for losers.

...when you get the urge to show off your shiny new 'stealer spine.

...when you make zooming noises when you move your tanks while playing alongside your buddy's vanilla marines.

...when the last guy who playfully suggested you make your models "sparkle" with glitter paint is in a bleeding heap on the floor.

...when you still miss rending, even though you can have power weapons now.

[Firepower]

I did actually paint my car red, and it did go faster.

 

 

Sadly it still couldnt Deep Strike.......

 

 

Deepstriking car schematics. You're welcome.

 

:)

[Brother Captain Kezef]

To settle this little squabble,

 

Blood Angels aren't about rebirth.

I can only assume you meant the Renaissance Period, meaning you didn't know what renaissance means. :P

 

Wrong

 

If the processof turning a rad-scarred, stunted child into an image of Sanguinius is not rebirth, what is?

 

I know what renaissance literaly translates as and applied it accordingly :cuss