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The Heresy unfolds...


Captain Semper

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I'm in for sure. Choosing sides... now that's a more challenging prospect.

Join the Imperium of man! Do not heed the words of traitors! also, we have cookies! msn-wink.gif

Lies! The Bakeries of Mars are in ruins! The Emperor destroyed the cookies!
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No! He tossed out the poisoned cookies the Traitors were pushing! It was like eating a scalpel infested with herpes! Ours come in chocolate, peanut butter, exterminatus and macadamia flavors. No herpes.

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Chocolate is good and scrumptious! The Imperial Truth says there is no such thing as Good and Scrumptious! And thus, the Cookie-Priests were wiped out, to the last baker. And through a Great Pilgrimage into the bowels of Doughaopolis, the Lost Primarchs Chippa Hoyus and Oreonus, rediscovered this lost art of making cookies. And passed them on to Angron, Curze, Ferrus, Horus and Lorgar with their last goodbye.
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