Jolemai Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 As you are all aware, Captain Erasmus Tycho was until recently, the Captain of our esteemed third company. However, here are some facts you may not know: When Orks go to bed, they check underneath for Captain Tycho... Captain Tycho is the only know Astartes who can punch a cyclops between the eyes... Captain Tycho is not allowed inside the Eye or Terror because the Chaos Gods are scared of him... Captain Tycho's tears are said to be able to heal the Emperor. Too bad he's never cried... Captain Tycho doesn't fold paper Stormtalons, he folds Stormtalons into paper... Captain Tycho can punch an Ork in the back of his face.... Does anyone know anymore? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Pacioli Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Captain Tycho can speak Braille Captain Tycho doesn't do Press Ups, he Bench Presses worlds. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3844437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaezus Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Captain Tycho is so hard as nails that when Abaddon found him in bed with his wife, the Chaos Lord made sure Tycho was comfortable, tucked him in to bed and asked if he would like a cup of tea when he was finished. Somebody has chuck norris facts on FB :p Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3844477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sockwithaticket Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Captain Tycho tells everyone that Dead Man's hand is a piece of wargear, but the terrifying reality is that his he simply punches too hard for any kind of protection to be of use. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3844487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disciple of Caliban Sgt Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 When Tycho punches a Black Legionaire..........he hits so hard that Horus feels it...........in 30K. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3844580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrunTeufel Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 He is dead. Too soon? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3844589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Captain Tycho is the front man in his rock group "The Dead Man's Band".He is also lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist, bassist and drummer. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3844764 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricPaladin Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 "Dat one time, Cap'n Ticho punch me inna face. It was awesome!" - Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3844770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Thirst Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 He is dead. He's not dead, he's just taking a well deserved bath in a sea of Ork blood ;) Tycho so full of RAGE!!!, that the blood god whimper's in shame Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3844870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiros14 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Some say, the reason Ghazghkull isn't dead yet, is that he's afraid of getting destroyed by Tycho in the next world. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3846013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
appiah4 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Captain Tycho's tears could cure Red Thirst and Black Rage but he never cried since the day he was born. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3846296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrahawk Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Captain Tycho has a Carnifex carpet in his room. The Carnifex isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. Some Librarians can walk on water. Captain Tycho can swim through land. Death once had a near-Tycho experience. Captain Tycho doesn't read dataslates. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs. What was going through the minds of all of Captain Tycho's victims before they died? The Dead Man's Hand. Warp exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Captain Tycho. The reason why Captain Tycho still has rules in Codex: Blood Angels, is that Games Workshop is too afraid to tell him he's dead. Awesome topic by the way. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3846948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricPaladin Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 The reason why Captain Tycho still has rules in Codex: Blood Angels, is that Games Workshop is too afraid to tell him he's dead. My favorite, so far. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3846954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karden00 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Captain Tycho has a Carnifex carpet in his room. The Carnifex isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. Some Librarians can walk on water. Captain Tycho can swim through land. Death once had a near-Tycho experience. Captain Tycho doesn't read dataslates. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs. What was going through the minds of all of Captain Tycho's victims before they died? The Dead Man's Hand. Warp exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Captain Tycho. The reason why Captain Tycho still has rules in Codex: Blood Angels, is that Games Workshop is too afraid to tell him he's dead. Awesome topic by the way. This lot was the best ;) well done hehehehe My favourite: Captain Tycho does not recognize the validity of the Periodic Table of Elements: The Only element he recognizes is the Element of Surprise. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3846961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bis5523 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Death once had a near-Captain Tycho experience Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3847028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bis5523 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Captain Tycho's Dead Mans Hand is the only hand to beat a royal flush Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3847030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bis5523 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Captain Tycho threw a grenade, killed 50 orks, then it exploded Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3847031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disciple of Caliban Sgt Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 The Emperor gave his body to Captain Tycho...................Because Tycho said so. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3847032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bis5523 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Captain Tycho sleeps with a pillow under his Combi-melta If Captain Tycho gives you the finger, He is telling you how many seconds you have left to live Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3847035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolemai Posted November 4, 2014 Author Share Posted November 4, 2014 A Toxicrene once bit Captain Tycho's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the Toxicrene died... Captain Tycho plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Bolt Pistol... and wins... Captain Tycho doesn't actually have a good ballistic skill. His bullets know better than to miss... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3852908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Pacioli Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Captain Tycho had a staring contest with the eye of terror, and it blinked first. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3853083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Chaplain Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Fear of the alien is called Xenophobia, fear of Captain Tycho is called common :cuss sense. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3853497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightmare Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 What was going through the minds of all of Captain Tycho's victims before they died? The Dead Man's Hand. This. Is. The. One. Awesome!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3853771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Reaper Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Captain Tycho and Sly Marbo walked into a bar...The Astronomican was overshadowed by the explosion. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3853789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marine7312000 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Captain Tycho and Sly Marbo walked into a bar...The Astronomican was overshadowed by the explosion. I'd imagine they met in the bar and shook hands, like this: http://<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bRP7KppLhds?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/298473-facts-about-captain-tycho/#findComment-3853920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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