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Facts About Captain Tycho...


Jolemai

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As you are all aware, Captain Erasmus Tycho was until recently, the Captain of our esteemed third company. However, here are some facts you may not know:

  • When Orks go to bed, they check underneath for Captain Tycho...
  • Captain Tycho is the only know Astartes who can punch a cyclops between the eyes...
  • Captain Tycho is not allowed inside the Eye or Terror because the Chaos Gods are scared of him...
  • Captain Tycho's tears are said to be able to heal the Emperor. Too bad he's never cried...
  • Captain Tycho doesn't fold paper Stormtalons, he folds Stormtalons into paper...
  • Captain Tycho can punch an Ork in the back of his face....

Does anyone know anymore?

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Captain Tycho is so hard as nails that when Abaddon found him in bed with his wife, the Chaos Lord made sure Tycho was comfortable, tucked him in to bed and asked if he would like a cup of tea when he was finished.

 

Somebody has chuck norris facts on FB :p

Captain Tycho has a Carnifex carpet in his room. The Carnifex isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Some Librarians can walk on water. Captain Tycho can swim through land.

Death once had a near-Tycho experience.

Captain Tycho doesn't read dataslates. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs.

What was going through the minds of all of Captain Tycho's victims before they died? The Dead Man's Hand.

Warp exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Captain Tycho.

The reason why Captain Tycho still has rules in Codex: Blood Angels, is that Games Workshop is too afraid to tell him he's dead.

Awesome topic by the way. thumbsup.gif

Captain Tycho has a Carnifex carpet in his room. The Carnifex isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Some Librarians can walk on water. Captain Tycho can swim through land.

Death once had a near-Tycho experience.

Captain Tycho doesn't read dataslates. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs.

What was going through the minds of all of Captain Tycho's victims before they died? The Dead Man's Hand.

Warp exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Captain Tycho.

The reason why Captain Tycho still has rules in Codex: Blood Angels, is that Games Workshop is too afraid to tell him he's dead.

Awesome topic by the way. thumbsup.gif

This lot was the best ;) well done hehehehe

My favourite: Captain Tycho does not recognize the validity of the Periodic Table of Elements: The Only element he recognizes is the Element of Surprise.

  • A Toxicrene once bit Captain Tycho's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the Toxicrene died...

Captain Tycho plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Bolt Pistol... and wins...

Captain Tycho doesn't actually have a good ballistic skill. His bullets know better than to miss...

Captain Tycho and Sly Marbo walked into a bar...The Astronomican was overshadowed by the explosion.

I'd imagine they met in the bar and shook hands, like this:

http://<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bRP7KppLhds?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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