ChatGTP writes bad bolter-*orn

[jaxom]

We were playing around with ChatGTP at work and, well, I had an idea. "Write a battle scene between space marines and orks"
 

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The battle raged on as the space marines clashed with the orks on the barren planet's surface. The orks charged forward, their crude weapons at the ready, screaming battle cries that echoed across the wasteland.

The space marines responded with disciplined precision, forming a firing line and unleashing a barrage of bolter fire that ripped through the approaching horde. The orks fell in droves, but they kept coming, driven by their frenzied bloodlust.

The space marines switched to melee weapons, charging forward to meet the orks head-on. Chainswords and power axes clashed with crude swords and axes as the two sides collided in a brutal melee.

The orks were fierce fighters, their thick skin and massive frames allowing them to absorb the space marines' blows. They swung their weapons with wild abandon, roaring with glee as they traded blows with the Emperor's finest.

But the space marines were no slouches in combat either. They fought with deadly efficiency, striking with precise blows that hacked limbs and heads from the orks' bodies. The air was thick with the sound of gunfire and the screams of the dying.

As the battle raged on, the space marines began to gain the upper hand. They pushed the orks back, cutting them down one by one, until only a handful remained.

The orks, however, were not willing to go down without a fight. They rallied, their bloodlust fueling them as they charged back into the fray. The space marines met them head-on, their weapons flashing in the dim light of the dying sun.

The two sides clashed once again, trading blows in a frenzy of violence. But this time, it was the space marines who emerged victorious. They cut down the last of the orks, their weapons drenched in green blood.

The battle was won, but at a heavy cost. The space marines counted their dead and wounded, their faces grim as they realized the toll of war. But they knew that they had done their duty, and that the Emperor would be proud of their bravery and sacrifice.

 

[Roomsky]

Where did you get this excerpt from Thorpe's new book?

[wecanhaveallthree]

That's it. Put down your pads and stylii. It's over. Machines have replaced us.

 

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[grailkeeper]

"Write a battle between space marines and orks where they stop in the middle to check the codex to see who is right."

 

The space marines and orks clashed in a brutal battle, with both sides fighting fiercely to gain the upper hand. Bolters roared and chainswords whirred as the two sides clashed, each determined to emerge victorious.

However, in the heat of battle, a dispute arose between the two factions over the interpretation of the rules laid out in the codex. The space marines claimed that they had the right to hold a particular objective, while the orks argued that they had already claimed it.

The space marines consulted their codex, studying the relevant passages carefully to support their claim. Meanwhile, the orks huddled together, pouring over their own codex to find any evidence that would support their argument.

After a few tense minutes, the space marines and orks stepped back from each other, their weapons lowered. They had found that the passage in question was open to interpretation, with valid arguments to support both sides.

After a brief discussion, the two sides came to an agreement. They would share the objective, with each side taking turns to hold it for a set period of time. The space marines and orks shook hands, acknowledging the other's prowess in battle and their dedication to upholding the rules of the codex.

The brief ceasefire allowed both sides to regroup and recover from the intensity of the battle, and they parted ways with a newfound respect for each other's abilities and adherence to the rules of war.

[Sothalor]

So it's a pacifist abominable intelligence who advocates coexistence with the xenos.

 

Purge it with fire and fury, in the Omnissiah's name!

[tychobi]

I kinda like it. Though parodies of parodies are always a bit stale it's still better written than most of the Horus heresy stuff 

[Lord_Ikka]

I've read much worse in various genres of fanfic, so yay? 

Edited February 18, 2023 by Lord_Ikka

[Urauloth]

I think some of the Beast books might have been written this way, come to think of it.

[b1soul]

Prose worthy of Thorpe, Kyme or Swallow