GW announces a new line of warpstone jewellery

[grailkeeper]

GW announces a new line of Warpstone jewellery!. I know its Aos not 40k but for some reason I think these deals will be around for one day only...

 

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/01/thank-bribe-your-loved-ones-with-our-shiny-bright-new-warpstone-jewellery-range/

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=TLGG33pJociS9kwwMTA0MjAyNA&v=3gJx4rTR5nI&feature=youtu.be

[Guest Triszin]

April fool's And a fun advertisement for skaven

[ZeroWolf]

Chat wasn’t impressed with the video, but I think some of them were hoping for a reveal akin to 2022 Votann.

[phandaal]

50 minutes ago, Triszin said:

April fool's And a fun advertisement for skaven

 

Always check the calendar. 

[Shinespider]

I felt like the video was missing something, tbh. I'm not even saying it should have had a secret model reveal (though obviously that would have ruled) but the video doesn't actually contain any hints as to why wearing warpstone would be such a hilariously bad idea. Like, the hand/neck/etc models wearing the jewelry should have had some mutations. 

[Cactus]

@Shinespider you need to read the very fast text for the jokes, particularly the possible side effects.

[Dark Shepherd]

Not even messing but they should do this for real

[grailkeeper]

1 hour ago, Dark Shepherd said:

Not even messing but they should do this for real

Don't want to break it to you but warpstone doesn't exist.

[Naryn]

1 hour ago, Dark Shepherd said:

Not even messing but they should do this for real

My thought as well, novelty "warpstone" (aka green glass) jewelry would be a cute merch item. Could expand it into 40k with digiweapons, rosettes, etc.

[Ming the Merciless]

Made me think of Percy's foray into alchemy... 

 

[Dark Shepherd]

3 hours ago, grailkeeper said:

Don't want to break it to you but warpstone doesn't exist.

Even if you dont believe in warpstone, warpstone still believes in you

[Quantum]

On 4/1/2024 at 1:27 PM, Triszin said:

April fool's And a fun advertisement for skaven

 

Jokes on me. I though that this year's april fool's joke was that the Bretonnian Arcan Journal has been unavailable since launch.

[Xenith]

On 4/1/2024 at 5:37 PM, Dark Shepherd said:

Not even messing but they should do this for real

They will. It's probably already in the pipeline. They say the best (corporate) April fools jokes are things people really want, and therefore make good business. 

 

We've had plastic thunderhawks, squats and more as April fools before, don't forget! 

Edited April 2 by Xenith