Some Marine Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 (bolter cocking) DIE FOUL SECOND PAGE DEMONS!!!!! (BLAM BLAM BLAM) smoke clears I now fulfill my sacred duty KA-BLAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 When will I learn to stop asking Abnett questions with you around? I've no idea, but I don't have all his books yet. You could try Ravenor. Ok, let me see: adeptus astartes, imperial saints, inquisitors... which should I ask about? Aha!: the Lex Imperia What is the offence described (and proscribed) by the suicide law XXVC? Let's see who knows the law... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Oh! Oh! It's the one about this thread staying on the front page! ++EDIT++ Maybe this should finally be stickied. It's been around long enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Alas, the Lex Imperia does not contain any laws like that... yet! This should definitely get stickied though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 At least, if it doesn't get stickied, me and Some Marine will still have our jobs as the Ever Watchful Wardens of the Power Chainboot of Doom, Bumper of the Holy Fluff Competition Thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 My duty is clear! *KA-BOOT!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Yes, we shall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Shall none even hazard a guess? Have I found a question so arcane that not even the fluff gods of this forum will attempt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Ye gods! Imperator! I fulfill my sacred dut and protect this noble thread from the evil second page demons of Chaos! DIE FOUL HERETICS! Power Chainboot of Doom revs up, purple demon blood sprays everywhere I shall save you! KICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goggen Posted November 23, 2004 Author Share Posted November 23, 2004 Okay guys let Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zmeya Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 sniggers at pitifull chain-boots of the fellow Adeptus Wannabemods. Steps up Activates Power boot bZzzz-Aap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zmeya Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Gasp... By the order of the Adeptus wannabemods I cast back you foul 2nd page daemons taste my power boot bZzzz-Aap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Marine Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 I'm not an Adeptus Wannabemod, I'm in the ORDO BANI. And maybe this is a trick question: Suicide? Or injuring/killing yourself to avoid going to war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Chapel Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 So the point of this thread is to continue to bump it? Not for long.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Not quite Somemarine; think along the lines of Terry Pratchett's discworld: more precisely, Vincent the Invulnerable. Every one else feel free to use the hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Argh! I'm a huge Discworld fan, but that one I don't know... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Well I only mentioned it because the cause of death was similar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zmeya Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 <thinks thoughtfuly about not bumping this thread anymore (sticky anyone??), but in a fit of rage relises he has bumped the post again>> {{suitably disturbing and distraught howling noise}} <Puts away power boot andvows never again to bump a post> {{Multiple Bolt Pistol discharges}} {{thump of a body hitting the ground}} Tear :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Even though I may die, the Legacy of the Ever Watchful Wardens of the Power Chainboot of Doom, Bumper of the Holy Fluff Competition Thread will never die, but live on, in the spirits of all who seek Holy Redemption in sticky(ness)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicebutdim Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Ill hazard a guess at being invulnerable, or not dying when your supposed to, or getting epole to commit suicide. Damn they were crap guesses :( ! Cheers, nicebutdim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerberus Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 I think the answer is to do with euthnasia. You are not allowed to get someone to kill you, or something. Vincet the Invunerable went into bar in Ahkn-Morpork, introtuced himself as 'Vincet the Invunerable' and was quickly proved wrong by the locals. The cause of death went down as sucicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 I would think that you aren't allowed to commit suicide, since your life belongs to the Emperor and the Imperium... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhivago Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Or, then, it is punishable by death, to get killed. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sergeant Alasseo Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Nope, but think along the lines of stupid things like that. ...for some reason I feel compelled to give hints on this one. Probably because no-one was having a go without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhivago Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 It is punishable by death to make/attempt suecide? (this kind of law actally existed during middle ages, in france, or england, can't remember) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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