Leethal Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 Darkwatch: The Mini-Series! For the Dark Gods! Written by Leethal of B&C Update: Whenever I feel like it! Thought of the Day: "To cheese or not to cheese, that is the question." -William Cheesespere 1M.099 Slave: I just require the confirmation codes and the Cheese of a Monolith to open the Codex sir. Abaddon the Despoiler: Confirmation Code....bah! We'll handle that later, but first... Elsewhere . . . . Khurn: Top of the Mornin' to ya lads and chums! Typhas: Shut...up. So, where's the Monolith? Betarius: There. In the sands. Typhas: You mean that broken down lump of metal? What's so cheesy about that? Uhriman: You'll see soon enough. Wait. Where's Teetles Ironbite? Lypher: Down there. Uhriman: Is he. . . Lacias: Yes, he's covering the damn monolith in stickers. Not kinky nor erotic. Typhas: Oh yeah that Monolith sure is dangerous. By the Dark Gods, look! The stickers are barely hurting it! We're doomed! Betarius: I do not appreciate your sarcasm. We will wait for it to be activated and then we shall make our move. Typhas: Why? Betarius: Because it hasn't been activated you nitwit. Do you have nurglings in your ears? Typhas: When will it activate? Betarius: How the hell would I know? Shut up and wait! DAMN! 5 Days pass . . . . the Monolith is totally covered in Stickers Khurn: And so, THAT'S how I got the skull of Paris Hilton. Aerbus: Amazing! You are a god! Khurn: Nonsense old chum. No, oh ho ho ho. I'm no god. Arebus: You are too modest! I will write stories about you! You are a legend! People will make cults about you! Green light flashes Khurn: what the bloody 'ell was that? Betarius: Alright Brothers, the Monolith is awake! Monolith rises out of the sands Ebbaddon: Hurry! Shoot it down! Typhas: Holy crap that things humongous! Ebaddon: Wait....who has the heavy weapon? Betarius: Teetles Ironbite. Ebaddon: And where is he? Uhriman: Umm...He kinda...disappeared. Sso Zahaal: Yeah, now that you mention it, I haven't seen him since what....3 days ago? Ebaddon: So our only Heavy Weapon ran off....so HOW are we going to shoot it down? Uhriman: I got this. DOOMBOLT! Monolith: . . . . C://cmd/fail Uhriman: Okay, I'm out of ideas now. Monolith: whum whum whum whumwhumwhumwhum Khurn: It's going to shoot us isn't it? Lacias: Most likely. Probably flay us as well. Betarius: GO TO GROUND BROTHERS! Boom Betarius: Corpse Emperor's Diaherria! What was that?! Teetles Ironbite: Just as planned. ;) Betarius: What? Teetles Ironbite: My stickers were beign proxied as Melta Bombs. Leethal: ...Damn you proxy rules... Teetles Ironbite: What? Lacias: Where's the Lascannon? Teetles Ironbite: Oh, I traded it. Typhas: To who? Khurn: It's "to whom". Typhas: ...Did I just have my grammar corrected by a servant of Khorne? Is it the endtimes already? Teetles Ironbite: To the Lost and the Damned. Betarius: Quickly! Enough chit-chat! Grab the Monolith's cheese! Cheese oozes out of the Monolith Betarius: Go go go! Go! Hurry! Before the Necrons come! Khurn: Got the cheese old sport! Let's vamoose! Necron: C://Query/The_Cheese//They_took_the_cheese_! Back on the Vengeful Spirit XVII Abaddon the Despoiler: Ah, the Cheese. You brought it. SLAVE! Slave: Yes sire? Abaddon the Despoiler:Prepare the Arch-Fiend. Slave: At once. Andy Chambers: Let me go! Let me....oh bollocks.... Abaddon the Despoiler: Yes bollocks indeed. Now....OPEN THE CHAOS CODEX! UNLEASH OUR CHEESE! Andy Chambers: But why? You have a new codex! I don't even work at Games Workshop anymore! Abaddon the Despoiler: Here...look at the new Space Marines Codex. Andy Chambers: OH MY GOD! Look! THE PAGES! THEY'RE WRITTEN ON CHEESE! AND THE WORDS! THEY ARE MADE OF HAIR! Abaddon the Despoiler: The hair from beards. Andy Chambers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!! Abaddon the Despoiler: Yes. NOW OPEN THE CODEX! OPEN IT! Andy Chambers: Damn you Jervis! DAMN YOU!!!! Opens the Chaos Codex Version 3.5 Abaddon the Despoiler: Bwahahahahahahahaha! Outside the Chambers Khurn: Chaps?...I fell...stranger... Betarius: Khurn? Khurn: ...BURN! MAIM! KILL! Sso Zahaal: I feel more...agile...and scary... Typhas: PISTOL GRIP PUMP! Teetles Ironbite: SERVO ARMS! Arebus: Accursed Crozius! You came back! Lacias: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Uhriman: O h my...ALL IS DUST! Betairus: Sneaky sneaky... Abaddon the Despoiler: WARRIORS! HOW DO YOU FEEL!?! All: CHEESY! Abaddon the Despoiler: We shall make the servants of the Corpse God cry! Gather your Warbands! We march off to war! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/149717-darkwatch-the-mini-series/page/2/#findComment-1759947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulse Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Haha thats brilliant as always. :cuss Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/149717-darkwatch-the-mini-series/page/2/#findComment-1760130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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