nexus night Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Hey Everyone, Saw a post similar to this one over on 'dakkadakka' and thought that b'n'c see being so much more creative we might be able to come up with some funny stuff! This is one i read on dakka: "Never whistle to a s.o.b and say her ass looks big in her armor" :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon M Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Do you think that maybe it would be a good thing if the Emperor died?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhydin Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "I just saved a bunch of money by switching my Ship insurance to Groxco." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkKnightCuron Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "I think my skin is starting to turn green. That's not bad, is it?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard12 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 get into a bar fight with a grey knight Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Heretic Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 That was a great orgy last night. Slaanesh really blessed you 'mr. trousersnake' ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Emund Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "And exactly what has the Inquisition ever done for us, eh? I ask you. They strut about in their fancy gowns trying to look all important....." (Eyes begin to bulge, throat constricts, ears begin to bleed........) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
silversmith82 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "I'm an Aethiest" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhydin Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Chaos is misunderstood." "I can make objects explode with my mind." "What happens if I don't show up to muster?" "Where is the local Altar to Slaneesh?" "Can I get Fries with that?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester_prince Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Look about the Heresy, it was an accident. You see I tripped and fell onto that sacrafical alter, honest! Would I lie to you? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTang Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Not guilty" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbreaker Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Look over there, a distraction!" Â Cheers! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Master Caloth Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 *puts on music to "I think Im Turning Japanese" and says to Deathwatch* Â I Think im turning Tyranid I Think Im turning Tyranid I really think so.... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 'Oops.' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Remiel Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "No! The inquisition is fallible and makes mistakes. They hired you, didn't they?" particularly to an Inquisitor or if you are feeling extra cocky, suicidal, etc, to an Lord Inquisitor. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chengar Qordath Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Come on, you saw that Daemonette; you totally would have tapped that too." Â "Using a little bit of a xenotech isn't that heretical." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingDeath Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I have grown a third arm. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Remiel Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Does this look infected to you?" "Who dressed you, your mom?!?!" "I am a free thinker. I think for myself." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2191990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzbuckle Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Who would win in a Fight, the Emperor or Ditka?" Â "Ditka!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2192018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Steven Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 no one expects the inquesition hes the heritic honist :) that assiasin u sent after me well its in the bottom of my pond :) is it me or has slannesh missed all the s.o.b sorry to tell u but y do u remind me of buffy the vampire slayer (to female inqusitors ) do u hear the voices to im sorry but the voices told me to tell u u suck wow i like ure power armour do they come in mens sizes (expesily to grey knights) if the Emperor died does that mean ure out of a job im sorry but even van helsings better then u :) Â thats all i got guys i will think of some more really bad ones :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2192035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard12 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "why does the imperium hate me so much? I mean, you summon just one blood thirster and every body hates you!" Â "was that your acolyte I just sacraficed?" Â [inquisitor] "why in thrones name do you have a slanesh daemon in your house?" [guy] "well, I was in a bar you see..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2192048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Remiel Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Give my liberty or give me death!" (it may be freedom instead of liberty, can't remember). Â "The Peace Rally begins in one hour. We want peace with all our neighbours (including heretics, xenos, etc)." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2192138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 thats all i got guys i will think of some more really bad ones :P If you really have to could you at least type out your words? :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2192162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chengar Qordath Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 thats all i got guys i will think of some more really bad ones :P If you really have to could you at least type out your words? :D Seconded. Â Also, something I actually said to an Inquisitor in a Dark Heresy game: "We've all got bombs surgically implanted in us that you can remote detonate at any time? [sarcasm] It's so nice to know that you trust us, Inquisitor. [/sarcasm]" That's when I learned that Inquisitors don't appreciate sarcastic smartasses, as the Inquisitor promptly explained by shooting my character in the leg. Â In a similar vein, one should never mock an Inquisitor by asking if their interrogation methods consist of poking you with soft cushions and/or forcing you to sit in a comfy chair. People who get the monty python reference will laugh, and then the Inquisitor will torture you to death in a particularly horrible and gruesome manner. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2192169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjolniir Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "is this demon blade badass or what?" "have you seen my pet squig around here." "whats the difference between an inquisitor and a khornate demon? the inquisitor doesnt have horns!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/#findComment-2192176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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