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Things that you shouldnt say to the inquisition


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I forget, do we frown on image macros here, even if they are forum, power armour and 40k-related?
Is this a legitimate question or a meta-joke directed at the forum's 'Inquisitors'?

Well it was originally a legitimate question, but now that you say so ...

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Ah. I assumed "joke". :P

 

The answer is: What exactly do you mean by "macro"? If you're talking just an image or so, what you have in your sig now - 7e/\L - is about what is acceptable.

 

I see the word "macro" and I assum a little mini-program that flashes images or what have you. THAT would certainly be verboten.

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"There's an inquisition?"

 

"A bloodletter, a nurgling and a scremer walk into a bar..."

 

"Who died and made you emperor?"

 

"Merry Christmas Sir..."(hands over the Malus Codicum)

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"I like Grey Knights, and I can't deny!

The other Ordo's can't deny!

When a deamon walks in with a big toothy face,

tryin to turn me into paste

She gets Shot!"

epic

 

"im totally innocent, i was justtaking my flesh hound for a walk and then...."

 

"inquisitors! phuh! there nothin but wannabe space marines"

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"Nurgle bless you" When one sneezes

 

"Inquisitorial seal this!" when pulling a moony

 

"Kharnes a real swell guy"

 

"Quick, pull my finger!"

 

Singing "When the Sisters Repentia Raise Up!" anywhere in ear shot of the S.o.B

 

Putting a "Pariah" next to the "Psycannon" and yelling "BLOODTHIRSTER!" then refering it to the sigh-cannon.

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Please sir can I have some more?

 

Again!

 

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (one translation "who watches the watchers")

 

Lastly "Badges we don't need no stinkin' badges" oh wait thats what the Inquisition says to everyone else

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"You dont need to see his identification"

 

female prisoner asks "aren't you a little short to be a Grey Knight?"

 

Lately my life has been total chaos

 

"Lets do the time warp again!"

 

Something you never want to hear your friend say while being "questioned"- "You can take our lives but you'll never take our free...."(click)"by your command"

 

Lets see chocolate, graham crackers, marshmallows, and Sister of Battle. Smore time!

 

Oh that was a pistol in your pocket.

 

Hey why do you guys keep refering to me in the past tense?

 

Excuse me, excuse me Sister Repentia whats the safe word?

 

 

Things you dont want to here the Inquistition say:

 

SOB 'Hey big boy I can make you hot"

 

Grey Knight "I know what your thinking- come with us"

 

This might hurt a little.

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Since my crash landing kill the witch may I have her ruby slippers?

 

BLAM! Inquisitor "No"

 

BLAM! Commisar "I find your piloting skills wanting!"

 

BLAM! Office of Departmento Munitorum "You damaged Imperial property!"

 

Techpriest "Ahhhh thanks guys I needed a new servitor! Oh by the way we will just give that Valkerie a quick buff. It will be operational tomorrow."

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Inquisitor: tell us the coordinates

Heretic: I don't know where the base is

Inquisitor: I know you do

Heretic: even if you found out you couldn't penetrate the defence!

Acoylte: there's no reason why you shouldn't tell us then

Inquisitor: I am going to count to 3, there will not be a 4. 1...

Heretic: I don't know the coordinates!

Inquisitor: 2...

Heretic: I don't know!

Inquisitor: *thumbs the safety off his bolt pistol* 3 *shoots heretic in the head*

Inquisitor walks out to balcony with the body...

Inquisitor: Sadly your warlord will not be joining us for the rest of his life *tosses body to heretics*

 

I'd say anything in that scene is somthing you should never say to the inquisition

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