vikingwolves Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 The problem with you guys is that you lead YOUR flock to a Wolves den. Now they like mead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Ten thousand years on the Golden Throne haven't you guys heard of laxatives? Are you guys availible for weddings, birthdays, and funerals? What do you mean your going to give me a mind cleans...... Hey Sisters how can we have a wienie roast without hot dogs? "Bad boys, bad boys watcha goin do watcha goin do when they come for you...." Here come the SisterETTES! He's not a Grey Knight he's bald. So what would it take to see the nuns with guns buns? Well in all honesty Sister the armor does kinda make your bottom look big. How big? Are you familiar with the term space hulk? Last time I ask who cleans out the inside of a Grey Knights armor- these guys really should lay of the coffee and chocolate! So in reality all the Greys guys do is pick ya up. The Inquistitors the one with the anal probe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 "Woah, Orks can breed with Humans!" "Your Momma is so fat Papa Nurgle says 'DAMN!'" "Your Momma is so ugly, Tzeentch goes 'what the?!'" "Your Momma sleeps around so much even Slaanesh thinks she a Whore." "You see the knockers on that SOB? " "The Safe Word is Pumpkin" "Who do you think you are Batman?" "Can you tone it down a bit I hungover from the Orgy last night." "Freg you and the Xeno hellspawn creature you rode here." "Hey it had been a while, it was dark, she was saying all the right things, So I didn't notice the Six breasts, sue me!" "Canoness, you can purge me anytime." "So I was walk with my buddy Khane last night." "I have no idea how those Demonettes ended up in my basement." "Uh, no that not my holo of a Slaanesh Orgy." "I have stopped caring who they hell you are." "After six shots of Tequlia, you try to tell the difference between a Demonette and Sister of Battle." "Well I am dead anyway, Freg you!" "If you had two brain cells you have a synapse." "That not my Chain axe!" "No mater what you do it was worth it!" "Karl the Emperor, I like the sound of that." "I like to make those SOB my personal Sex toys anytime." "Is that a hat or a dunce cap." "I thought Commasars were bad." "I supose you think you are tough." "Oh that well I believe that it the Rune of Khorne, wait . . ." "That not my Gimp mask." "No I don't own any latex Clothing it must be yours." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Well it looks like the Sisters of Battle and Hooter Girls will never have a common definition for the term "hot wings" AWWWW! AWWWWW! OOOOOOO! PLEASE STOP! STOP! Man you guys give new meaning to "stretching the truth" Nice rack! Do you know why Inquisitors never use laterns? Because they have acolytes! I going to change my name to Bilbo! Look its the guys from the black ships of the astroMORONicon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Nice buns sister! [rather ironicly they are likely to be nice.] mikemc why bilbo? what does it mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Captain Hajime its a reference to the LOTR game we cann't use the pieces from. Back to things you shouldnt say to the Inquistion: You ended your sentence with a preposition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 If being turned on be Deamonhost is wrong I don't want to be right. Purge me Canoness! Salron! The Emperor was a Pansy fruiit not man enough to father his own children with a woman. Everyone expects you! You beat, torure and kill int the Emperor's name, so how he fell about the misuse of his name. You can't even fight your own battles you have to borrow from everyone else. Great I dodge the Commasar just to run into you. What do you mean I can't just shot myself now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Your Momma sleeps around so much even Slaanesh thinks she a Whore. Sigged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Fox Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Emperor was a Pansy fruiit not man enough to father his own children with a woman. *chuckles* You have stumbled too close to the truth in your contemplative wanderings... the Illuminati will see you now concerning the Sensei and the Numen :) This thread continues to amuse me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Your Momma sleeps around so much even Slaanesh thinks she a Whore. Sigged. Honoured! The Emperor was a Pansy fruiit not man enough to father his own children with a woman. *chuckles* You have stumbled too close to the truth in your contemplative wanderings... the Illuminati will see you now concerning the Sensei and the Numen :) This thread continues to amuse me... I try! So why don't I buy you a beer and we can foget this whole little mess. Your momma has so many STD that even Nurgle won't do her. Your momma is so fat that Abaddon had to go around her during his Latest Black Cursade. No that not a picture of Abaddon in a shrine. Those are not my Khorne Flakes. I have no idea who's demonette porn is on that dataslate. No I haven't be downloading porn on you personal dataslate No this isn't a Chain axe. Is that a Chain axe in your pocket or are you just happy to seen me? Oh look it is the SS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Hey wan a beer? Who that fox you travel with? Does she give good helmet? For the Pony! I'll take Moronic Creations of the Lords of Terra for 1600 Alex. I get a little drunk and summon demonettes into the Governer's mansion, I am sorry. Oh it is you! Go away! Is it true you guys have the best Porn Collection in the known universe? Your father was an ork and your mother was a daemonette! Look here you can't prove anything I want my lawyer! I have rights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 *Looks at female inquisitor* Wel 'ello their lil miss, want an ale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadCowCrazy Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 "Your momma has so many STD that even Nurgle won't do her." Gold, just pure gold :D This one made me laugh so hard :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justicar Valius Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Your momma so fat she needs you there just to aprove her exterminatus fart! Also is this first post of 2010 (Uk time)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Your momma is so Ugly Plaguebearers lose there lunch upon seeing her! Wasn't that your Momma is saw at the Slannesh orgy last night? Your sister is a daemonette! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Isn't that a Rune of Khorne on your head. Your just like the Emperor, Cold Hard, unable to the beauty of a beautiful woman. Feth you, the Emperor, and the rest of your tried over blow and bloted Imperium. Since I am dead anyway, I did your mother and father last night! Your sister is is as easy as ABC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 The first rule about the Inquisition is....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Reaper Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 To inquisitor: Hey buddy. Who is hotter? Alma or Lucy? I'd be happy with both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaplain belisarius Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Worst thing i can think of is; walking up to SOB, nice butt baby...SLAP! (how quickly would you die if you did that?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Hey Sister would you be a darling and warm up everyones coffee. Why is it a bad idea to have the Sisters bring Banana Foster to the potluck? Worst thing i can think of is; walking up to SOB, nice butt baby...SLAP! (how quickly would you die if you did that?) Shouldn't that be "how quickly would you di ugh......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 You know I thought of a number of good ones but the board is PG-13 and they are R or X *sulks* Really? that a charge against me? *takes the parchment and wipes his butt with it* that how much I care! I thought the tenticle was fake! Well the first set breast were so large I dodn't see the other set. If being the only guy the Orgy is wrong, I don't want to be right! You know what? you are just jealous I get more tail than you! You must have been quite the fox 200 years ago! You would las a minuite with those daemonettes! She was begging for more of the whip! So there I was without a stich on, in the Cathedral. Her voice said no, but her body said yes. Well she had both sets of equipment but in my defence she was hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateJake Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 In case no one has said this: Both of your codices are sub-par. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaplain belisarius Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 mikemc-good point mate! (but imagine if you did that to a female inquisitor...:D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateJake Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Here's a kind of funny one. Would you tap that? *points at a daemonette* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 mikemc-good point mate! (but imagine if you did that to a female inquisitor...:ph34r:) Excuse me Ma'am what's the safe wooorRRRDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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