Dilgar Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "Do You hear the voices too?" - It had to be said, I mean it can be in a totally inocent situation :tu: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2195834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDR Grendelwulf Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 40 year old fragment of an audio-vox recording DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior! INQUISITOR: Well, I AM Inquisitor... DENNIS: Oh Inquisitor, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress— WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do? INQUISITOR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, Lord Inquisitor of the Imperium of Mankind. Who's fortress is that? WOMAN: Inquisitor of the who? INQUISITOR: The Imperium. WOMAN: Who are the Imperium? INQUISITOR: Well, we all are. we're all members of the Imperium and I am your Inquisitor. WOMAN: I didn't know we had an Inquisitor. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS: You're fooling yourself.We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes— discovered in Imperial Archives under Extremis Exterminatus file 74862198-Z119824, sub-section D-2X under Planetary Purgings Ciao, CDR Grendelwulf Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2195871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asodamus Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "Hey, you, Inquisitor....Wanna buy some deathsticks?" "Honestley. Can't walk out of the Nurgle-Forsaken house without someone accusing me of heresy..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2195957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 40 year old fragment of an audio-vox recording DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior! INQUISITOR: Well, I AM Inquisitor... DENNIS: Oh Inquisitor, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress— WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do? INQUISITOR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, Lord Inquisitor of the Imperium of Mankind. Who's fortress is that? WOMAN: Inquisitor of the who? INQUISITOR: The Imperium. WOMAN: Who are the Imperium? INQUISITOR: Well, we all are. we're all members of the Imperium and I am your Inquisitor. WOMAN: I didn't know we had an Inquisitor. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS: You're fooling yourself.We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes— discovered in Imperial Archives under Extremis Exterminatus file 74862198-Z119824, sub-section D-2X under Planetary Purgings Ciao, CDR Grendelwulf Awesome. And there was much rejoicing. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2196223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Validar Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 "You don't really believe this crap, do you?!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2197218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminatorinhell Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 "ooooh a sisters repentia.. why don't you come here and "repent" me?" _last words of guardsman 569080. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2197237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Remiel Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 "So besides wearing a fancy suit and having a secret handshake, what do Inquisitors actually do?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2197330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Older Space Wolves don't say anything to them. They just give 'em a great big smile, showing off their fangs and keep on walking...... ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2198356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Older Space Wolves don't say anything to them. They just give 'em a great big smile, showing off their fangs and keep on walking...... ;) Uriel Ventris keeps his mouth shut for a totally different reason. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2198384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor =D= Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 " How many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" =]D[= Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2199132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Validar Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 "Inquisitor, sir, not that it is related to me or anyone in my family. But if someone came to you and told you that he was a heretic, would you execute him on the spot?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2199636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyson_Vore Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 It wasn't me. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2199746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Saturnus Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 "so lets say my arms have turned into writhing eels, thats good right?" "I did it." "Yeah sorry I totally ate your sandwich" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2199940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I wanted to post the entirety of Scene 11 of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, replaced with Grey Knights and randy Daemonettes, but I reckoned it would be too long and too perverted. ... No, I meant the scene would be too long, not- Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2200615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkOne Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 "Blood for the Blood-god! Skulls for the Skull Throne!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2203769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-wrex Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 "I like Grey Knights, and I can't deny! The other Ordo's can't deny! When a deamon walks in with a big toothy face, tryin to turn me into paste She gets Shot!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2204272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Validar Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 "Can't you just take a few days off!?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2204276 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adeptus Templar Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 while being tortured, "Its a good pain" "A thousand mouths cry out in pain" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2207416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I forget, do we frown on image macros here, even if they are forum, power armour and 40k-related? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2208069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artein Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Oh my gods! He killed Horus! You bastard! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2208118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazer Rackham Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 "Can't we all just get along?" MR. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2208169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerib Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 "Hypothetically how much trouble would one get into for talking to demons?" "What do you do for fun?" "What has the Emperor ever done for me?" "What has the Inquisition ever done for me?" "Do you remember that one time at Inquisitor Camp?" "That's what the Emperor said!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2208379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Using the terms mon'kieg, gue'la, or 'umie to refer to an Ordo Xenos =][=. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2208720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cate Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 "Yo inky!! Abby and I are thinking about having a little shindig near Cadia, you are welcome to join us. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2209318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Master Tyrak Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 "So what really did happen to the Celestial Lions?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/3/#findComment-2209387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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