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Things that you shouldnt say to the inquisition


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40 year old fragment of an audio-vox recording

 

DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

INQUISITOR: Well, I AM Inquisitor...

DENNIS: Oh Inquisitor, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress—

WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do?

INQUISITOR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, Lord Inquisitor of the Imperium of Mankind. Who's fortress is that?

WOMAN: Inquisitor of the who?

INQUISITOR: The Imperium.

WOMAN: Who are the Imperium?

INQUISITOR: Well, we all are. we're all members of the Imperium and I am your Inquisitor.

WOMAN: I didn't know we had an Inquisitor. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

DENNIS: You're fooling yourself.We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes—

 

discovered in Imperial Archives under Extremis Exterminatus

file 74862198-Z119824, sub-section D-2X under Planetary Purgings

 

Ciao,

CDR Grendelwulf

40 year old fragment of an audio-vox recording

 

DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

INQUISITOR: Well, I AM Inquisitor...

DENNIS: Oh Inquisitor, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress—

WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do?

INQUISITOR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, Lord Inquisitor of the Imperium of Mankind. Who's fortress is that?

WOMAN: Inquisitor of the who?

INQUISITOR: The Imperium.

WOMAN: Who are the Imperium?

INQUISITOR: Well, we all are. we're all members of the Imperium and I am your Inquisitor.

WOMAN: I didn't know we had an Inquisitor. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

DENNIS: You're fooling yourself.We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes—

 

discovered in Imperial Archives under Extremis Exterminatus

file 74862198-Z119824, sub-section D-2X under Planetary Purgings

 

Ciao,

CDR Grendelwulf

Awesome. And there was much rejoicing.

I wanted to post the entirety of Scene 11 of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, replaced with Grey Knights and randy Daemonettes, but I reckoned it would be too long and too perverted.

 

... No, I meant the scene would be too long, not-

"Hypothetically how much trouble would one get into for talking to demons?"

 

"What do you do for fun?"

 

"What has the Emperor ever done for me?"

 

"What has the Inquisition ever done for me?"

 

"Do you remember that one time at Inquisitor Camp?"

 

"That's what the Emperor said!"

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