Eddie Orlock Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I forget, do we frown on image macros here, even if they are forum, power armour and 40k-related?Is this a legitimate question or a meta-joke directed at the forum's 'Inquisitors'? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2209391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I forget, do we frown on image macros here, even if they are forum, power armour and 40k-related?Is this a legitimate question or a meta-joke directed at the forum's 'Inquisitors'? Well it was originally a legitimate question, but now that you say so ... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2210258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
number6 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Ah. I assumed "joke". :P The answer is: What exactly do you mean by "macro"? If you're talking just an image or so, what you have in your sig now - 7e/\L - is about what is acceptable. I see the word "macro" and I assum a little mini-program that flashes images or what have you. THAT would certainly be verboten. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2210413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kek Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 "There's an inquisition?" "A bloodletter, a nurgling and a scremer walk into a bar..." "Who died and made you emperor?" "Merry Christmas Sir..."(hands over the Malus Codicum) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2210436 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adeptus Templar Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 "Have you come in for a free blood letting session?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2210472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmteeter Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Horus, now there was a good man! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2211680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 "Have you come in for a free blood letting session?" Advertisement: Because blood is the most precious gift. 1 - 888 - 2 - DONATE" Inquisitor: Clearly, Canadian Blood Services must be a cult dedicated to Khorne! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2211711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
morkai's fang Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 "I like Grey Knights, and I can't deny!The other Ordo's can't deny! When a deamon walks in with a big toothy face, tryin to turn me into paste She gets Shot!" epic "im totally innocent, i was justtaking my flesh hound for a walk and then...." "inquisitors! phuh! there nothin but wannabe space marines" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2213905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Hadafix Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 "Nurgle bless you" When one sneezes "Inquisitorial seal this!" when pulling a moony "Kharnes a real swell guy" "Quick, pull my finger!" Singing "When the Sisters Repentia Raise Up!" anywhere in ear shot of the S.o.B Putting a "Pariah" next to the "Psycannon" and yelling "BLOODTHIRSTER!" then refering it to the sigh-cannon. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2217718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Please sir can I have some more? Again! Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (one translation "who watches the watchers") Lastly "Badges we don't need no stinkin' badges" oh wait thats what the Inquisition says to everyone else Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2217861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legio Draconis Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Your not from around here, are you boy? BLAM Next.... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2217893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I wasn't expecting you! What we have here is a failure to communicate! You want the truth? You cann't handle the truth! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2217908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 To the Sisters of Battle "I meant a Bud light" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2217910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Orlock Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 What we have here is a failure to communicate!This is more something you wouldn't want to hear the Inquisitor say, Luke. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2218485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guerra Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I've got an itch. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2218735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justicar Valius Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 "Woh, what did you did do to those exorcists to make 'em so good at killin' daemons again?" EDIT: said as you are watching the exorcist space marines kill daemons, not the tank by the way Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2219603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 What we have here is a failure to communicate!This is more something you wouldn't want to hear the Inquisitor say, Luke. very true Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2219607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 "You dont need to see his identification" female prisoner asks "aren't you a little short to be a Grey Knight?" Lately my life has been total chaos "Lets do the time warp again!" Something you never want to hear your friend say while being "questioned"- "You can take our lives but you'll never take our free...."(click)"by your command" Lets see chocolate, graham crackers, marshmallows, and Sister of Battle. Smore time! Oh that was a pistol in your pocket. Hey why do you guys keep refering to me in the past tense? Excuse me, excuse me Sister Repentia whats the safe word? Things you dont want to here the Inquistition say: SOB 'Hey big boy I can make you hot" Grey Knight "I know what your thinking- come with us" This might hurt a little. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2219620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Lets see chocolate, graham crackers, marshmallows, and Sister of Battle. Smore time! Hey why do you guys keep refering to me in the past tense? I love both of those! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2219727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Since my crash landing kill the witch may I have her ruby slippers? BLAM! Inquisitor "No" BLAM! Commisar "I find your piloting skills wanting!" BLAM! Office of Departmento Munitorum "You damaged Imperial property!" Techpriest "Ahhhh thanks guys I needed a new servitor! Oh by the way we will just give that Valkerie a quick buff. It will be operational tomorrow." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2219937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 If Maria can show hers IN S.O.B. Then the S.O.B. can enter a wet t-shirt contest! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2219942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Honestly! The kid at concessions wasn't paying attention. I ask for RAISINettes! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2219951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemc Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Glad you liked them Warhorse47! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2219965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justicar Valius Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Inquisitor: tell us the coordinates Heretic: I don't know where the base is Inquisitor: I know you do Heretic: even if you found out you couldn't penetrate the defence! Acoylte: there's no reason why you shouldn't tell us then Inquisitor: I am going to count to 3, there will not be a 4. 1... Heretic: I don't know the coordinates! Inquisitor: 2... Heretic: I don't know! Inquisitor: *thumbs the safety off his bolt pistol* 3 *shoots heretic in the head* Inquisitor walks out to balcony with the body... Inquisitor: Sadly your warlord will not be joining us for the rest of his life *tosses body to heretics* I'd say anything in that scene is somthing you should never say to the inquisition Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2220252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshade1994 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 My god can kick your god's @55! Corny, I know. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/4/#findComment-2220769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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