Feloire Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Clap your hands if you believe in fairies! No, I do not know anything about eight foot tall armor plated nut jobs with a chain axe fetish but my friend Khârn might know..he's a swell guy. What happened to innocent till proven guilty? Is it a crime to summon forth the avatars of the four ruinous powers and sell the billions of souls on this planet to secure ascension into deamonhood? I heard you fellows were inquisitive and all, but don't you think you are taking it a bit too far? Overcompensating much? Yeah, yeah, we know already. You want to drop vast amounts of ordinance on an Imperial planet cause one of them might have taken a picture of you and a demonette. I declare you traitoris hereticus to the chaos gods, now where does that put us? Heresy this, Heresy that, don't you people ever lighten up? Is it heresy if a leprachaun tells me to burn things? I was told you could tell me where the Squats went. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2346508 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother_Kaelgrim Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 HERETIC! *BLAM* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2346513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Perun Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 "can i show you some magical tricks" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2346518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hajime Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 "I haven't killed today, can you point me to the next happless citizen?" "Hey after a few bears even you would have done it." "How come you never crack down on violance." "wait Inquestion? why would I fear you, it not like you are HR." "Hold my beer while I Dance with your Sister of Battle." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2347467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Priest Ridcully Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" "Don't suppose you have a copy of the Necronomicon I could borrow?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2393573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishoujo Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Just don't let an inquisitor overhear you bragging to the guys at the bar about how your girlfriend is "a daemon in the sack". You might find yourself single. Also, if she is at your place - the collateral damage could be another negative factor. The Inquisition isn't known for knocking gently and asking politely. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2394596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 <To Grey Knights Terminator Captain> "Jeez, man, are you compensating for something or what?" <To Inquisitor> "You are gay," Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2395651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Priest Ridcully Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 <To Inquisitor> "You are gay," Though that could backfire, in the "By the authority of the God emperor of Mankind I am, so what, I hereby "requisition" you to "aid" me tonight" kind of way, also why is being called gay an insult, it's like saying someone prefers cats over dogs, nothing wrong about it, just a different opinion. To Grey Knights (could work for Space Marines in Gneral) "You sure thats just a bromance" Again to the Grey Knights, "you know what they say about guys with big Nemesis Force weapons, wanna join tonights orgy?". Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2396985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 <To Inquisitor> "You are gay," Though that could backfire, in the "By the authority of the God emperor of Mankind I am, so what, I hereby "requisition" you to "aid" me tonight" kind of way, also why is being called gay an insult, it's like saying someone prefers cats over dogs, nothing wrong about it, just a different opinion. Ah, but its the Inquisitor who is homophobic. Of course, he may just take offence at being approached in such a direct fashion. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2398449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zode Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 "You're supposed to know all about Chaos, right? So, hypothetical question: let's say you were considering dedicating your soul to a Chaos god, which one would you choose and why...?" "Dude, what's your favorite chaos power?" "So, the anniversary of the Heresy is coming up and I'm in a bit of a quandry. Do you think the blood god would prefer vast amounts of blood? or skulls for his throne? Of course! I'll just get him both! Thanks so much for listening, when I'm having trouble making a decision it really helps to just talk it... out.... what? ..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2398929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 "I can kill you with my brain" Inquisitor;"how far do really think you can run from use?" Heretic;"well i never accredited the inquisition with an overabundance of brains" "if you wanted to show me reason you shouldn't have sent an assassin" Oooh! We have a Browncoat in the house! :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2398956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Never wear a t-shirt with pictures of all nine traitor legions on the front and the words "The undivided colours of Chaos" on the back...... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2398967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishoujo Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Never wear a t-shirt with pictures of all nine traitor legions on the front and the words "The undivided colours of Chaos" on the back...... I would totally wear a shirt like that. And/or a loyalist version too. Though I'm sure it would generate some weird looks - I think it would be a neat design. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2399053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 "So an Inquisitor, a Grey Knight and the Emperor walk into a bar..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2399091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarInHeaven Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Never wear a t-shirt with pictures of all nine traitor legions on the front and the words "The undivided colours of Chaos" on the back...... you sir, are a genius! the local gaming club is looking for a club t-shirt and i think this (with some adjustments) will work nicely Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2400015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damug Warfang Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 "So anyway yah, i came across this holy shrine like thing up in the mountains on my gap yah, yeah my gap yah and i got inside and i just felt this amazing, deep, spiritual connection with the emperor.... and then i just CHUNDERED EVERYWHERE!" :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2400256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 "I'm sorry Lord Inquisitor, yes I know I was speeding...hang on. Samus, don't be so rude. No, I'm not going to do that. No, because I'd have to clean up the gorram mess afterwards...." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2400289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulkan454 Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 "So anyway yah, i came across this holy shrine like thing up in the mountains on my gap yah, yeah my gap yah and i got inside and i just felt this amazing, deep, spiritual connection with the emperor.... and then i just CHUNDERED EVERYWHERE!" Best ever mate! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2400996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaplain belisarius Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 for the greater good!:huh: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2401008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 To Inquisitor: "Inquisitive - to be curious. Well, you know what curiosity did to the proverbial cat don't you....." Never wear a t-shirt with pictures of all nine traitor legions on the front and the words "The undivided colours of Chaos" on the back...... you sir, are a genius! the local gaming club is looking for a club t-shirt and i think this (with some adjustments) will work nicely Go for it! :huh: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2401024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminatorinhell Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 "Meet my fiery Tau Girlfriend!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2401044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutteman Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 "Hello Inquisitor..." Silence More Silence "So..." Tumbleweed/Icy Glare "I better go, umm, yeah, just go..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2401116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 "Look, welcome to the Fang, sit down, have an ale and let the ork bartender bring you a nice big plate of roast grot. " Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2404523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justicar Valius Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I assume that's an ordo hereticus inquisitor right? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2408123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Rathul Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Nice skirts Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/8/#findComment-2408139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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