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Things that you shouldnt say to the inquisition


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Clap your hands if you believe in fairies!

 

No, I do not know anything about eight foot tall armor plated nut jobs with a chain axe fetish but my friend Khârn might know..he's a swell guy.

 

What happened to innocent till proven guilty?

 

Is it a crime to summon forth the avatars of the four ruinous powers and sell the billions of souls on this planet to secure ascension into deamonhood?

 

I heard you fellows were inquisitive and all, but don't you think you are taking it a bit too far?

 

Overcompensating much?

 

Yeah, yeah, we know already. You want to drop vast amounts of ordinance on an Imperial planet cause one of them might have taken a picture of you and a demonette.

 

I declare you traitoris hereticus to the chaos gods, now where does that put us?

 

Heresy this, Heresy that, don't you people ever lighten up?

 

Is it heresy if a leprachaun tells me to burn things?

 

I was told you could tell me where the Squats went.

"I haven't killed today, can you point me to the next happless citizen?"

 

"Hey after a few bears even you would have done it."

 

"How come you never crack down on violance."

 

"wait Inquestion? why would I fear you, it not like you are HR."

 

"Hold my beer while I Dance with your Sister of Battle."

  • 1 month later...

Just don't let an inquisitor overhear you bragging to the guys at the bar about how your girlfriend is "a daemon in the sack".

 

You might find yourself single. Also, if she is at your place - the collateral damage could be another negative factor. The Inquisition isn't known for knocking gently and asking politely.

<To Inquisitor>

 

"You are gay,"

Though that could backfire, in the "By the authority of the God emperor of Mankind I am, so what, I hereby "requisition" you to "aid" me tonight" kind of way, also why is being called gay an insult, it's like saying someone prefers cats over dogs, nothing wrong about it, just a different opinion.

To Grey Knights (could work for Space Marines in Gneral) "You sure thats just a bromance"

Again to the Grey Knights, "you know what they say about guys with big Nemesis Force weapons, wanna join tonights orgy?".

<To Inquisitor>

 

"You are gay,"

Though that could backfire, in the "By the authority of the God emperor of Mankind I am, so what, I hereby "requisition" you to "aid" me tonight" kind of way, also why is being called gay an insult, it's like saying someone prefers cats over dogs, nothing wrong about it, just a different opinion.

 

Ah, but its the Inquisitor who is homophobic. Of course, he may just take offence at being approached in such a direct fashion.

"You're supposed to know all about Chaos, right? So, hypothetical question: let's say you were considering dedicating your soul to a Chaos god, which one would you choose and why...?"

 

"Dude, what's your favorite chaos power?"

 

"So, the anniversary of the Heresy is coming up and I'm in a bit of a quandry. Do you think the blood god would prefer vast amounts of blood? or skulls for his throne? Of course! I'll just get him both! Thanks so much for listening, when I'm having trouble making a decision it really helps to just talk it... out.... what? ..."

"I can kill you with my brain"

 

 

Inquisitor;"how far do really think you can run from use?" Heretic;"well i never accredited the inquisition with an overabundance of brains"

 

"if you wanted to show me reason you shouldn't have sent an assassin"

 

Oooh! We have a Browncoat in the house!

 

:D

Never wear a t-shirt with pictures of all nine traitor legions on the front and the words "The undivided colours of Chaos" on the back......

 

I would totally wear a shirt like that. And/or a loyalist version too.

 

Though I'm sure it would generate some weird looks - I think it would be a neat design.

Never wear a t-shirt with pictures of all nine traitor legions on the front and the words "The undivided colours of Chaos" on the back......

you sir, are a genius!

the local gaming club is looking for a club t-shirt and i think this (with some adjustments) will work nicely

"So anyway yah, i came across this holy shrine like thing up in the mountains on my gap yah, yeah my gap yah and i got inside and i just felt this amazing, deep, spiritual connection with the emperor.... and then i just CHUNDERED EVERYWHERE!"

:)

"So anyway yah, i came across this holy shrine like thing up in the mountains on my gap yah, yeah my gap yah and i got inside and i just felt this amazing, deep, spiritual connection with the emperor.... and then i just CHUNDERED EVERYWHERE!"

 

Best ever mate!

To Inquisitor: "Inquisitive - to be curious. Well, you know what curiosity did to the proverbial cat don't you....."

 

Never wear a t-shirt with pictures of all nine traitor legions on the front and the words "The undivided colours of Chaos" on the back......

you sir, are a genius!

the local gaming club is looking for a club t-shirt and i think this (with some adjustments) will work nicely

 

Go for it! :huh:

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