S'jet Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 "Whats with all the =I='s..? Somebody might think you arn't a team player.." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2408375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazardier Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Anon: "Hey, you! Yeah you, the one with the fancy hat and the bad breath! I want to tell you something!" Inquisitor: "What?" Anon: "You have a fancy hat and bad breath." Inquisitor: "And I have a pistol aimed at your head." Anon: "And I have a lascannon aimed at your hat-holding region." Both: "..." *pistol shot* Inquisitor: ":cuss." "WARP PORTAAAALLLZZZZ ARE AWESOME!!!!" (My brother [fan of Valve's Portal]) *points at Inquisitor's wife/mother/girlfriend* "Is that a daemonette? Cause Jenkins told me that they're unusually ugly." "Can I have your hat?" *to wall* "YOU SUCK!" "HAAAAAAAATTSSSSSSS!!!!" *poking Inquisitor rapidly* "Pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke etc." *pointing to female inquisitor's chest* "Holy crap you have a tumor! Quick, get the chainsword!" *pointing to male inquisitor's crotch* "Holy crap you have daemonette cancer! Quick, get the bolter!" "Is it bad to y'know... with a daemonette?" Anon: "The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you-" Inquisitor: "What cube?" Anon: "-and in fact, cannot speak." "Is it possible to destroy the entirety of the Imperium with a slightly bent spoon, 3.2km of green-dyed rope, this comically-misshapen Cadian sausage and this 2.349m steel-titanium alloy circular vital ship component?" Sorry about some of the above's... lewdness. And the hats. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2439640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Priest Ridcully Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Do not worry, hats are awesome! especially fedoras, shame I cannot get one since my head is too big and anywhere that may do them in my size is really expensive. Back on Topic: Chaos Sorcerer: "LETS DO THE WARPTIME AGAIN!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2439999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarInHeaven Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Chaos Sorcerer: "LETS DO THE WARPTIME AGAIN!" i would have gone for : "STOP! WARPTIME!" *starts playing 80's music* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdal Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 "I dont really have time for this right now mr Inquisitor. I`m tired and there`s utter Chaos at work" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justicar Valius Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Chaos Sorcerer: "LETS DO THE WARPTIME AGAIN!" i would have gone for : "STOP! WARPTIME!" *starts playing 80's music* sigged. So, so, so sigged. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Rathul Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Space Marine to Grey Knight- Are these horns supposed to grow out of my helmet? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazardier Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Do not worry, hats are awesome! especially fedoras, shame I cannot get one since my head is too big and anywhere that may do them in my size is really expensive.Back on Topic: Chaos Sorcerer: "LETS DO THE WARPTIME AGAIN!" I am so glad I get that reference... also, shame about your hat-based problems. I'll add some more later. Keep on defying! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Librarian R. Zreiker Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 You think you're going to torture me for the information? Pa-lease! I've been captured by Dark Eldar. You're a little short for an inquisitional stormtrooper. Does this look contagious? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Initiate of the Templar Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? or are you gonna bite? Frankly Mr. Inquisitor, I don't give a damn. I bet you don't have the balls to push that button. No, The Black Templars have over 7000 registered members and we've been lying about it since M.31 For the last time! The only reason anyone likes you is because when you're on the table they can take assassins! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarInHeaven Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 For the last time! The only reason anyone likes you is because when you're on the table they can take assassins! :) so true... @Justicar Valius: thanx for the sigy! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkchild130 Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 +onboard a ship, in space+ um, lord? Yeah, well i was kinda messing around with the Eversor's cryotube and..... Turns out the red button switches it off. *everybody dies* Darkchild Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2440618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaSmurf Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 oh I'd like to quote a wise man: "through all due respect, sir, suck my d**k!" xD Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2445413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zode Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 "Where's my new codex b!$@*?" :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2445505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbreaker Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Hello sir Inquisitor, I'm Guardsman Bert and I heard you'd love some support against the demonic incursion from me and my men's battle tanks? Wait, what time is it? Oh damn, I'm sorry, but this scribbled piece of paper filled with images tell me you can't request help, bye. Cheers! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2445880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarInHeaven Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I'm surprised that with all the Monty Python one liners, there aren't any from Fawlty Towers so: "don't mention the Heresy!" "I'm terbly sorry, he's from Udwé, it would be easier to train a Nurgling" "i know nothing, not-hing! NOTHING! ... i am from The Eye" "ever seen a Cannones make toast?" "Stop talking about the heresy!" "You started it!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did, you nuked Isstvan III!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2445929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I cant find my grimoire of true names, have you seen it? Now, how did that spell go again? Feather frail? Fall as a goose? Fireball? *boom* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2450541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 *Waves hand in Inquisitor's face. "These aren't the cultists you're looking for..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2451047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefireinferno Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Yo, VIP, Let's kill it! All right stop Collaborate and listen Fulgrim is back with my brand new Possession Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flowin like a Daemonic enity daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll grow To the extreme I rock the Warp like a vandal Light up a Barge and wax a chump like a candle. Dance Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less would be Heresy Love it or leave it I lost my head You better hit bull's eye Fulgrim dont play If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the Legion while my God evolves it Daemon daemon Possession Baby(4X) Now that the warband is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Eye of terrors pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking Cooking MC's like a pound of cadians Burning 'em if they're ain't quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a spine break And a Bolt round with a souped up payload I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin in my Daemonicly posessed Rhino With my Fire point open so my hair can blow The Daemonettes on standby Waving just to say HI Did you stop? No--I just did a drive by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I bust a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Angron got here first Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Guts splayed everywhere like the Beserkers care Jealous 'cause I'm not out getting mine Angron with a glaive and Fulgrim with a Blade Reading for the chumps on the wall Pinned there By the lord of decay Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my Bolter All I heard were shells Fallin on the Plascrete real fast Jumped in my Rhino, slammed on the gas Body after body the avenue's clogged thanks to the blood god I'm tryin to get away before the GKs appear Knights on the scene You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the fiends If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the Legion while my God evolves it Fulgrim Fulgrim Baby Daemonic (4X) Take heed, 'cause I'm a Emperors child Marines on the scene just in case you didn't know it My God Slanesh, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Nurgles style's like a chemical spill Combat drugs that you can vision and feel Possesed and deformed It's a hell of a concept We make a pact and you want to step with us My sword talks to me, sliced like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast Other Gods say, "Damn" If my rhyme was a drug I'd Issue it to my clan Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the Vox while I kick my juice If there was a problem Yo--Combat drugs will solve it! Check out the Legion while Slaanesh evolves it. Daemon daemon prince Fulgrim (4X) Yo man--let's get out of here! Loyalists are up in here Word to your God Emperor Daemon Prince Fulgrim is here Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2451416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminatorinhell Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Sounds like Ice Ice baby :confused: am I right? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2451479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boreas Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 -Inquisitor: "Go get the space marines, we're going in and purge those daemons!!!" -Acolyte: "Eh, sir, I only brought the PDF version of the Imperial orders"... *shoots acolyte* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2451492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
o3gan Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Isnt it pollitaclly incorrent to not allow me to worship other gods? Inquistor- Im not racist, but because you look different to me and worship a different god im going to have to kill you Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2451838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Raven Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 "You now how it is. You're at a party, everyone's having a good time. And before you know it, someone starts passing the tentacle. So I'm holding this tentacle and everyone is looking at me, and I don't want to get branded as a square. Everyone was doing it." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2452751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazardier Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Some more ridiculous ones: "Here, Inquisitor, hold this meltagun and roll a 1. I dare you." "That inquisitor is a spy!" "Souls for Chaos!" "I have to agree with him, the Emperor is dead and can't really do much to save us, perhaps we should sumbit to chao-" "BURN, HERETIC! Oh, it's you, sir." "WHACHAOUW! *Kicks inquisitor poorly* Sorry, too many video games." "I'm an Inquisitor! I have this to prove it!" *holds up cardboard-crayon copy on inquisitor's personal icon* "That guy's a bad guy, right? He's wearing red." "That's a Blood Angel of the Adeptus Ast-" *heavy bolter* "You just killed a space marine." "He was on our side? I thought because he was red he was an enemy." "Don't make that mistake aga-" *heavy bolter* "WHY did you kill another one?" "He was wearing red!" *inquis. shoots guardsman* "Idiot." *to inquisitor* "On charges of cowardice you are sentanced to DEATH!" "I'M A SANDWICH!" etc. etc. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2672794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chengar Qordath Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 As a general rule, using 90's slang can be hazardous around certain types of Inquisitor. That Monodominant will not respond well if you tell him that he is "totally radical," even though you meant it as a compliment. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/185363-things-that-you-shouldnt-say-to-the-inquisition/page/9/#findComment-2673467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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