Deathwatch: The RPG

[Spacefrisian]

Rule 31: All marines want Terminator armour

 

Rule 32: With terminator armour they also want to infiltrate

 

Rule 33: Or they want a Jumppack with their Terminator armour

 

 

So now were at rule 34.

[blackoption]

Rule 34: ******* ALL RECORDS EXPUNGED FROM LIBRARY. ORDER ORIGIN UNKNOWN *********** Edited March 22, 2010 by blackoption

[Alex.ö]

Heh, nice save.

 

Rule #35: There will be Monty Python references to the Inquisition

 

Rule #36: GM: "No, you can't do that, that would screw the game up... :D"

Player: "But I'm a space marine! Cmon dude! They can do anything!"

[Lynnean]

nice save indeed :D

 

rule # 37: there will be a necron player ''who cannot die''

[BrotherAtrox]

Rule #35: There will be Monty Python references to the Inquisition

 

I had that happen in a Dark Heresy game I played in. 3 of the players were adepts and they insisted on wearing all red and funny hats.

[blackoption]

Rule 38: Said necron player will always say "I'll be back".

[Gamelli Streamfisher]

Rule 22: Someone will play a Raven Guard Space Marine and have a power sword that looks like a katana and carry power shurikens. This same player will try to run on wall vertical and scale walls with their bare hands. Dodging bullets will also be attempted.

[War Forge]

uh that should be rule 39 not 22

[Gamelli Streamfisher]

uh that should be rule 39 not 22

Number 22 was skipped. I'm just filling in.

[Octavulg]

It was skipped because there were two rule 20s.

[Lucifer216]

Rule 39: The first major fan-supplement, will have the party play as Imperial Fists, while drunk. At the start of play, everyone's names are placed in a hat. Each player must draw two names. They are obsessed with the first and have a long standing vendetta against the second. Bonus xp is to be awarded for behaviour in keeping with the style of Ian Watson's Space Marine. Particularly successful missions will be commemorated with a new brand on the buttocks.

[husi2100]

rule 40: exterminatus are not hand weapons!!!!!!

 

rule 41: no, no its not possible to play marneus calgar, vulkan he'stan, dante, tycho, sanguinor, the ubber chaplain whit black wings, belial, azrael, logan, khan, lysander, cassius, shrike, cantor, tigrius, sicarius, samael, ezikiel, asmodai, helbrech, ragnar, njal stormcaller, ulrik the slayer, lukas the trickster and ceartain not canis wolfborn

 

rule 42: EXTERMINATUS ARE NOT HAND WEAPONS!!!!!!

[Captain Juan Juarez]

rule 41: no, no its not possible to play marneus calgar, vulkan he'stan, dante, tycho, sanguinor, the ubber chaplain whit black wings, belial, azrael, logan, khan, lysander, cassius, shrike, cantor, tigrius, sicarius, samael, ezikiel, asmodai, helbrech, ragnar, njal stormcaller, ulrik the slayer, lukas the trickster and ceartain not canis wolfborn.

 

Did that one alread; "No Names" :)

[blackoption]

Rule 42: The answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything with in the Imperium is: EXTERMINATUS

 

Rule 43: Thou shall not investigate the rule between 33 and 35. No such rule exists or has ever existed. To question is to become a heretic

Edited March 26, 2010 by blackoption

[BlackSpike]

The first rule of Death Watch is, you do not talk about Death Watch

 

The second rule of Death Watch is, you DO NOT talk about Death Watch!

[Alex.ö]

#44: Some fangirl/fanboy will try to create either a BA named Edward, or a SW called Jacob. If this happens: Banhammer

[Brother_Sigurd]

#44: Some fangirl/fanboy will try to create either a BA named Edward, or a SW called Jacob. If this happens: Banhammer

 

:) I swear if someone in my group even throws one of those comments my way....A WILD HIVE TYRANT APPEARS WHAT DO?

 

Oh and good job covering "The forbidden rule"...

[Obliterator]

#45: somebody will load up the Ultramarine medic in a siege gun and fire it just so said medic can keep up with the Dark Angel assault marine.

#46: said siege gun will then jam.

 

Both happened in our game yesterday :P

[Sawtooth]

#47: Black Dragons shouldn't be in the Deathwatch...being around Inquisitors with those bone blade things is just asking for it.

 

 

And am incredibly dense for not getting the joke about #34? If it's something horrible you can totally PM me, I just want to get the joke like everyone else.

[Mac the knife]

Urban dictionary it... I really don't want to have to try and escape an exterminatus order.

[Maladict]

48. Someone will want to try playing a Marine from one of the Traitor Legions. This is only a problem if they object to the entire first session consisting of their character being murdered to death by the other PCs.

 

(Actually had this conversation the evening I announced my intention to run a Deathwatch campaign. To be fair, the player in question was quite drunk, and seemed to have confused the Emperor's Children with one of the loyalist chapters.)

 

Rule 39: The first major fan-supplement, will have the party play as Imperial Fists, while drunk. At the start of play, everyone's names are placed in a hat. Each player must draw two names. They are obsessed with the first and have a long standing vendetta against the second. Bonus xp is to be awarded for behaviour in keeping with the style of Ian Watson's Space Marine. Particularly successful missions will be commemorated with a new brand on the buttocks.

 

The worst thing is, I think my gaming group would let me run this.

 

I must not succumb to temptation.

Edited August 31, 2010 by Maladict

[Ranwulf]

Rule 49 - A Hierophant will die for a bolt pistol round.

 

Rule 50 - People will want play Ultramarines SO badly after playing Space Marines, the video game.

 

Ran

[mikemc]

Rule #28: "We can hit on the Sisters of Battle, right?"

Cmon, it will happen... ;)

 

That's hot. Would the space marine survive?

[BlackSpike]

Rule #51: Someone will want to play a Black and White Space marine, on a Black and White bike ... Edited September 3, 2010 by BlackSpike

[sonofblood]

Rule #52: Someone will charge into battle screaming, "SPEHESS MAHREENS FER TEH EMPRAH!"