Forté Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 O ask him what ? :lol: "Wolfwizz for Arez...ask Alexander about sisters and bolter babes." *to Jonas* "This should be worth watching :)" "Oh...and what do you mean 'better be cooked'? Are you a Wolf or an Ultra?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2725930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 O ask him what ? :lol: "Wolfwizz for Arez...ask Alexander about sisters and bolter babes." *to Jonas* "This should be worth watching ;)" "Oh...and what do you mean 'better be cooked'? Are you a Wolf or an Ultra?" if it's cooked the meat'll come off easier.then i can club someone with the bone.if it's not cooked i might take part of the bone and then it would be useless.Oh and wolfwizz is what exactly? Hehe you can tell i'ma whelp :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2725941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 "Ahahaha! A good brawl my friends! Call again when a brother is in need of recovery, for I shall give him some of my mead!" *Looks over at forte* "If he can handle it ;) " *Grabs his two sisters and heads of to his den* "Now I've got some work to do, I will see you next week at the earliest ;) ." i thought there were no girls in the Astartes chapters........ :) whaha pup, best reply ever! damn pup, this even almost made me spill some of the wolfwhizz(that, unlike the name suggest, is actually our best brewn ale, right zynk!), here, have a sip of it! they are refering to the bolterbabes,a.k.a. the sisters of battle offcourse;) even though the inquisition and the space wolves don't get along in most occasions there's this "mutual respect thingy" that makes us and those fine looking sisters get along rather well , that and the fact that lord rags has a build in hottub in his landraider!;) as for your initiation pup, talk to firenze, our iron priest. normally he'll have an ale tankard for you. when looking for general information do a search through the fang(this part of the B&C). now take a look around here, most of those pretty cleanshaven faces you see here are your fellow bloodclaws, learn to work together as a pack, since it'll be the only way to survive! hm, i guess that sums most of it up what you need to know for the moment ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2725979 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Hehe you can tell i'ma whelp :) Yes, yes we can. :thinking quickly, he reaches around the bar and grabs one of the squigs then hands it to Arez: Here, that should be helpful. Now go ask alexander your question. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2725982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Hehe you can tell i'ma whelp Yes, yes we can. :thinking quickly, he reaches around the bar and grabs one of the squigs then hands it to Arez: Here, that should be helpful. Now go ask alexander your question. gimme me a keg of ale first.i'll distract him with it Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Hehe you can tell i'ma whelp Yes, yes we can. :thinking quickly, he reaches around the bar and grabs one of the squigs then hands it to Arez: Here, that should be helpful. Now go ask alexander your question. *trying his hardest to hide the fact that he really wants to burst out in ear bursting laughed, Forté looks at Arez* "Here's your keg....still here nubie?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Hehe you can tell i'ma whelp :D Yes, yes we can. :thinking quickly, he reaches around the bar and grabs one of the squigs then hands it to Arez: Here, that should be helpful. Now go ask alexander your question. *trying his hardest to hide the fact that he really wants to burst out in ear bursting laughed, Forté looks at Arez* "Here's your keg....still here nubie?" ya by the way you are laughing.I need a thunderhawk ready to get to a battle barge and a battle barge ready to go back to the warp(I'll explain later) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
postal105 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 orders and ale from the bartender and downs it then well looking around the mead house spots forte playing with his new friend and goes over to say hello by smashing the two of them in the head with a set of beer mugs. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *uppercuts postal*I hate when people waste a good mug *picks up a chair then smashes postal with it*get up in 5 seconds and i'll forgive you wasting a good mug and buy you an ale Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
postal105 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *spits the blood out of his mouth and gets up and smacks Arez on the back *my mother hits harder than that but i respect you for being able to catch me by surprise like that considering you were holding that squig and a barrel of ale. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *spits the blood out of his mouth and gets up and smacks Arez on the back *my mother hits harder than that but i respect you for being able to catch me by surprise like that considering you were holding that squig and a barrel of ale. Oi! forgot a squig is a demon minion isn't it? @postal thats what happens when you can juggle :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
postal105 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Squigs are small, aggressive, generally bipedal creatures that resemble fleshy soccer-balls with legs and very large teeth. Many different breeds and kinds of squig exist, but all share those same common characteristics. Omnivores in the extreme, many squigs live in the wild, where they feed upon whatever is unlucky enough to cross their paths. Though Squigs are not 'technically' Greenskins though, they grow from fungus in a similar manner. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 "DAMIT! Why is it always the head with you lot. I'm gonna be numb for years!" *pulls the squig from Arez 'greenhorn's hand and shoves it in Postals face, leaving it attached* "Long time brother. So you gonna do the deed greenhorn or are you too chicken?" *kicks Postal in the gut while he trys to pull the squig of his face" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *kicks Postal in the gut while he trys to pull the squig of his face" it actually looks like he's kissing it! but don't worry about alexander pup, most likely you'll find him alone in his quartres with a clear handprint into his face since i saw 2 sisters wander of a while ago seeming rather annoyed ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *kicks Postal in the gut while he trys to pull the squig of his face" it actually looks like he's kissing it! but don't worry about alexander pup, most likely you'll find him alone in his quartres with a clear handprint into his face since i saw 2 sisters wander of a while ago seeming rather annoyed ;) "there goes our fun until he come here pink cheeked" *hurls greenhorn at Hendrik* "New toy for you" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *kicks Postal in the gut while he trys to pull the squig of his face" it actually looks like he's kissing it! but don't worry about alexander pup, most likely you'll find him alone in his quartres with a clear handprint into his face since i saw 2 sisters wander of a while ago seeming rather annoyed ;) "there goes our fun until he come here pink cheeked" *hurls greenhorn at Hendrik* "New toy for you" "whaha well as long as the pup behaves he'll be getting some slack from me, after all so far he's only been messing with his fellow bloodclaws" :mellow: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 "I'll take that skull cracker you gave me as a compliment then. Still can't feel most oh my head ;)" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 "I'll take that skull cracker you gave me as a compliment then. Still can't feel most oh my head :P" Really? I find this usually helps. :picks forte up bodily and dumps him head first into a keg of ale: There now lad, take your medicine, AND STOP SQUIRMING, you're a marine, you can breathe underwater. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *lifts himself out of the keg and sprays a mouthful of ale at Jonas' face* "Thanks for sharing. You may find a hair or two in there now" *holds Jonas' head under the ale* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *kicks Postal in the gut while he trys to pull the squig of his face" it actually looks like he's kissing it! but don't worry about alexander pup, most likely you'll find him alone in his quartres with a clear handprint into his face since i saw 2 sisters wander of a while ago seeming rather annoyed :) "there goes our fun until he come here pink cheeked" *hurls greenhorn at Hendrik* "New toy for you" "whaha well as long as the pup behaves he'll be getting some slack from me, after all so far he's only been messing with his fellow bloodclaws" ;) Well sice your going to cut me some slack I'll cut you some slack to *punches Hendrik in the stomach* There i cut you some slack ;) ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *kicks Postal in the gut while he trys to pull the squig of his face" it actually looks like he's kissing it! but don't worry about alexander pup, most likely you'll find him alone in his quartres with a clear handprint into his face since i saw 2 sisters wander of a while ago seeming rather annoyed :) I mightof had something to do with that ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *lifts himself out of the keg and sprays a mouthful of ale at Jonas' face* "Thanks for sharing. You may find a hair or two in there now" *holds Jonas' head under the ale* You mean you didn't finish the keg? Some people just don't know whats good for 'em. :drinks the whole keg, lifts it up and slams it down over forte's head before kicking it and sending the whelp rolling out of the hall: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLoneWolf Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 [slides to a halt, his twin axes and servo arm biting into the floor] I am an Iron Priest. I can fix that raider. And dont try to trump me with experience either. Im one of the 13th. I was killing Daemons while you were just a bubble in an ale. [sheaths axes and draws thunder hammer from his back, eyes on his fanged helmet glinting with malice] Come get some, whelp. [barrels through the arguing Angels and slams all 10ft and one tonne into Lone Wolf, followed up by a Thunder hammer blow to the skull] *Falls to the ground hard, cracking the concrete/stone flooring in the process*....Fair enough wolf brother, point taken.... :) *somersault kicks Firenze, causing him to be knocked back and stumbled a little, and uppercuts him on/under the chin. Then goes up to Jonas and takes back the chainaxe from him which he picked up earlier*....I believe that chainaxe is mine Jonas....*takes the chainaxe from him and gets ready for Firenze's next attack*.... "Think Lonewolf may be in need of a Hendrik style skull after that last blow...Ouch" Meh, its going to take more than that to bring me down lad.... *grin* B) :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 *charging back into the hall and jump kicking greenhorn with both feet straight into the Immortals hiding in the corner, sending them into a mix of flailing limbs* "I doubt you had anything to do with Alexander failing with the sisters. You'd still be running if you had :blush:" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted April 16, 2011 Author Share Posted April 16, 2011 [blood begins to drip out of Lones, gauntlet as he realises he hit one of the helmet's fangs] Place your blows lad, or you get hurt more. [swings hammer only to be blocked, but its a feint, foot slamming into Lones chest, sending him through a stone table and onto a stool, before he topples backwards off it] Now leave it. I want to grab some ale. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/22/#findComment-2726690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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