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Snatches after the infamous blot pistol and examines it closely. Then points it at random window muttering - dunno, maybe it is firing blots, that's why it's called so... Pushes the trigger...

 

Blot pistol?!?! :huh: *Whispers* Something tells me that Lukas is behind this, cos his scent is all over that blot pistol....:angry: But don't tell that to Hadafix as i would love to see his reaction when he finds out that Lukas has played/pulled a prank on him.... :teehee: :P And Cain, make sure you aim that at the normal windows or out the windows and not on my stained glass windows....and shouldn't it be "pulls the trigger" instead of/rather than "pushes the trigger"? :)

*Between mouthfuls of meat and beer*

 

Blot pistol eh?

 

I hear it's a blood angel artifact, just named in high Gothic. It goes with thier blot blades, blot champions and blotolisher cannon on the vindi's

 

curious bunch those angels

 

*grabs a roast leg of aurochs and starts to chew*

[Firenze wrenches himself from the smoking wreckage of the Rhino that now has a very large hole in it]

 

Im alright OID, Im gonna shove this thunder hammer so far up his...[interuppted by a yelp of pain from a nearby BC]

 

[Leaps at Hadafix, throwing his neopyhte into the wall, knocking it unconcious. He then proceeds to bat Hadafix into the wall of the armoury the crashed into. He picks him up, punching him with the force of a land raider colliding with Hadafix's face, wrecking the helmet that the BT is wearing. Firenze howls and throws Hadafix bodily back into the hall, bowling over Alecto and Juan in a mess of tangled bodies]

Right! Now I'm really angry! Mark of Wulfen kicks in, howls at the sky, jumps out of pile of bodies, and starts hitting more Blood Claws, whilst searching for some real enemies.

 

Discards his armour and shows his hairy muscles. Bring it on punk.

*Walks in then looks around in awe of the carnage before him*

 

"Bloody Hell, got the last implants and my armour 5 minutes ago and I'm now in a brawl, I thought it wouldn't have taken this long!"

 

*Grins as he charges towards the bar, knocking over a couple of fellow Blood Claws, several neophytes and shoulder-barging Mikal Wolfheart out of the way. He then reaches the bar and leans forwards*

 

"A barrel of your best please."

 

*Turns and sucker punches Hrothgar with his exceedingly shiny new powerfist.*

Gets up from the floor, charges into Firenze sending him skidding face first along the floor and busting straight in the the Squig pen, spilling squigs throughout the bar. Then walking up behind Spacefrisian, gives him one of Emperors Finest wedgies.

*Turns quickly to face the sound of the blast master*

 

"I'll be taking this thank you"

 

*Grabs the end of it and with a mighty pull, yanks it clean out of Tedal's hands, before smashing him round the head with it, followed by dropping the heavily dented weapon. He then grabs a barrel of Wolfwhiz from the Bar and proceeds to drain most of it before running into the middle of the mayhem*

*Bashes on the BIG red button and various metal shutters appear and/that seals up all the doors and windows, and alarms starts going off*

 

Sorry lads, have to seal up the place for the time being to stop them squigs from escaping and running away....

 

*Presses another button to signal the gretchins and a trapdoor opens up somewhere, and a bunch of gretchins starts appearing to recapture all the squigs*

 

And who let all the/these chaos marines in here?!?! :huh: Any of you lads care to give me a hand in throwing/tossing these heretics back into the warp? :) :) :P Decoy, i need you to open up "The Gate" warp portal for me so we can fling/toss these spikey ladz back into the warp.... :)

takes a swig

Dat was smart, aye... First sealing all the doors and windows and den going to throw all these spiky marines out. Out of what? Great thinkin!

 

kicks a squeeking squig away from an ale barrel and sits nearby on guard

Get away from ale ye wee beasties!

Decoy salutes Lone smartly. With a snap of his fingertips, the walls, floor, and ceiling are transmuted into a whirling, chaotic maelstrom of Warp energy, staining the room with a deep crimson glow.

 

Just toss 'em wherever, Lone, they'll end up with my D'koi boys somewhere near the Eye.

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