You know you're a Black Templar when....

[The_son_of_Dorn]

When you eat a pot noodle. Cuz templars can do normal stuff too.

[Ciler]

When you eat a pot noodle. Cuz templars can do normal stuff too.

As long as you eat with zeal and use 2 chainswords as chopsticks...

Edited October 9, 2016 by Ciler

[NoPityNoRemorseNoFear]

When reading the Eternal Crusader makes you so angry at recent retcons that you vow to burn many more witches in defiance of this blatant heresy!

[Lysere]

When reading the Eternal Crusader makes you so angry at recent retcons that you vow to burn many more witches in defiance of this blatant heresy!

I almost burned my copy several times while reading it.

[NoPityNoRemorseNoFear]

 

When reading the Eternal Crusader makes you so angry at recent retcons that you vow to burn many more witches in defiance of this blatant heresy!

I almost burned my copy several times while reading it.

 

I have a definite mind to! 

 

 

[librisrouge]

When, even though you don't actually play IG, you still almost never take psykers. I said 'almost' because I just took one for the first time this edition and on his first attempt to cast he perils, killed himself, and still failed to hit with the power. Welp, I guess that is that.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

 

 

When reading the Eternal Crusader makes you so angry at recent retcons that you vow to burn many more witches in defiance of this blatant heresy!

I almost burned my copy several times while reading it.

I have a definite mind to! 

 

Are you referring to Guy Haley's novel about the Third War for Armageddon? I've yet to read it. What retcons have angered you so much?

[Marshal Mattias]

Nope, lets stay on-topic please. There are other places to hold polite discourse on that novel or other changes ;)

[tvih]

... you vote to change your medieval fight club's straight-edged maltese cross to an "indented" one because of it being more Black Templar-y ;)

[Marshal Mattias]

When your 76 year old grandma braves the Warhanmer store in Edinburgh to get you the perfect birthday gift:

http://i1287.photobucket.com/albums/a628/matzeke/A32ADB6A-BF1B-418E-9009-3D6917F1B602_zpsusgzs99a.jpg

[M@verik115]

When you understand this heresy...

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6169/6201463177_59556dbbd7.jpg

[Tekman]

When your zeal is so great you can scream paint from a jar unto your model.

[Kastor Krieg]

When you understand this heresy...

 

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6169/6201463177_59556dbbd7.jpg

  

When the Forum cannot handle your hatred of the witch.

 

http://i.imgur.com/IjFJut9.png

[CantusMaximGloria]

When you feel guilty about creating a devastator unit specifically to deal with Bray'Arth at range instead of in closecombat. Edited October 18, 2016 by CaptnRussia

[AndrewChristlieb]

When you feel guilty about creating a devastator unit specifically to deal with Bray'Arth at range instead of in closecombat.

Counterpoint... When you build devastator units just so you can smash people in the face with lascannons :D

 

[Bjorn Firewalker]

 

When you feel guilty about creating a devastator unit specifically to deal with Bray'Arth at range instead of in closecombat.

Counterpoint... When you build devastator units just so you can smash people in the face with lascannons

 

 

Is he using that lascannon as a melee weapon? Why doesn't it have the proper attachments to make it a melee weapon, i.e., a chainbayonet?

[AndrewChristlieb]

Hehe yeah, I was kind of going for a Halo style mid swinging it from over your shoulder to crack someone in the head with the butt of it pose.

[Marshal Mattias]

When you suddenly realise you need to make a plasma gunner, swinging his gun as a baseball bat, as that is the true Templar way to field such a weapon.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When you suddenly realise you need to make a plasma gunner, swinging his gun as a baseball bat, as that is the true Templar way to field such a weapon.

Me: "Attach blades to the muzzle and the buttstock, so it resembles a Kroot rifle in function."

 

You: "You dare have us imitate the heretical rituals of foul xenos?!"

 

Me: "I am not asking you to imitate xenos. We humans once used weapons similar to these, but we stopped using them in the name of 'progress,' and forgot the purpose of attaching blades to guns. These xenos have forced us to remember the Old Ways- the savage ways war was fought, before the Emperor unified Holy Terra- in order to fight them."

[Terrified Templar]

 

When you feel guilty about creating a devastator unit specifically to deal with Bray'Arth at range instead of in closecombat.

Counterpoint... When you build devastator units just so you can smash people in the face with lascannons

 

 

Ah so that's how you use lascannons, now I can see why the other chapters advocate their use.

 

You know you're a Black Templar when this is the only way you know how to use a lascannon.

[Servant of Dante]

When your 76 year old grandma braves the Warhanmer store in Edinburgh to get you the perfect birthday gift:

http://i1287.photobucket.com/albums/a628/matzeke/A32ADB6A-BF1B-418E-9009-3D6917F1B602_zpsusgzs99a.jpg

Imperator Vult!

 

 

 

 

When you understand this heresy...

 

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6169/6201463177_59556dbbd7.jpg

  

When the Forum cannot handle your hatred of the witch.

 

http://i.imgur.com/IjFJut9.png

 

*Passes flamer to Kastor, primes backup flamer*

 

What? You don't carry a backup flamer?

 

Never mind. There's HERESY afoot!

Edited October 19, 2016 by Servant of Dante

[Ciler]

... you manage to legitimately plug some ZEAL ! into a somewhat unrelated thread minutes before it gets locked http://forum-images.hardware.fr/icones/smilies/whistle.gif

[Marshal Arthur]

...when you walk into a game shop to buy a Rhino and walk out with a Land Raider Crusader instead.

[Knight of the Raven]

As soon as I read 'to buy a rhino,' I knew you'd come out with a land raider crusader.

 

You know you're a black templar when you're predictable and easy to manipulate.

But if that's the price of doing the right thing, SO BE IT!

 

OH HI NYREEN KANDROS HOW ARE YOU?

[Link2edition]

When you show up to a game, your opponent asks what chapter you are running and you just point to the image of a Templar running through a chaos marine on your T-shirt.