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When you see this:
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and you feel vindicated for the years and years of hatred, spite and suspecting the witch and the heretic, even among our Space Marine Battle Brothers because

+ WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! +

Edited by Kastor Krieg

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously? This thread is still going?... o.O

Like dude, we've been here the whole time. :wink:

 

And accepted every challenge in the meantime.

And on an eternal crusade... if it where to ever contemplate an end then it would no long be eternal. But it is decidedly eternal therefore by nature of its eternality it shall be everlasting, enduring to the uppermost of ends and beyond them.

 

And on an eternal crusade... if it where to ever contemplate an end then

it would no long be eternal. But it is decidedly eternal therefore by

nature of its eternality it shall be everlasting, enduring to the

uppermost of ends and beyond them.

 

Do we get prophets? 'Cause if we do, I'm signing him up ASAP.

When you buy the 4th edition BT codex instead of the 6th edition SM codex!

I am new to the crusade brothers! Just started a few months ago.

I too studied the great works that is C:BT 4th ed.

 

Tis where the ZEAL in my heart was set free and the Challenge to fight HIS glorious fight within the Heretical works of C:SM was born.

 

Well met Brother, fight well.

  • 2 weeks later...

When you walk into your LGS to order your 7th edition rulebook and a set of tactical objective cards, the store owner offers the local deal of "buy the Book, Psychic cards and you get the tactical cards free".  Your reply is "What would I do with those? Burn them?" and he goes "Black Templar! Alright, Abhor the witch-cards, Destroy the Witch-cards." 

  • 2 weeks later...

...you get excited that the doors are closed for ETL III and that we are now ready to UNLEASH THE FULL MEASURE OF OUR ZEAL!

 

OUR OPPONENTS DO NOT REALIZE THAT UNTIL NOW WE HAVE ONLY BEEN PREPARING OUR RESOLVE..

 

THE TIME OF JUDGEMENT HAS COME!

 

LET THE LACK OF FAITH OF THOSE WHO WOULD OPPOSE US CAUSE THEIR KNEES TO TREMBLE, THEIR BOWELS TO LEAK, AND THEIR  EYES TO FLOOD IN FEAR AT THE SOUND  OF THE MULTITUDE OF OUR SWORDS DRAWN AS ONE, UNITED IN PURPOSE, POINTING AT THE FIRST TO FALL, OUR PACE QUICKLY CHANGING FROM A LIGHT CANT TO A FULL GALLUP INTO THE TRAITOROUS HORDE, INTENT ON DELIVERING A FULL MEASURE OF DEVASTATION UPON THE  FOUL, THE VILE, AND THE UNFORGIVEN.

 

WHEN THE REMBRANCERS FOLLOW IN OUR STEPS, MAY THEY GIVE PAUSE AT THE WIDTH AND DEPTH OF THE BLOODY TRAIL LEFT BEHIND OUR SCOURING, YET THEY WILL BE COMPELLED TO CHRONICLE OUR EXPLOITS AND RELAY BACK TO THE EMPEROR THE MAGNITUDE OF OUR VICTORIES.

 

UPON THEIR FINDINGS, LET NONE PAUSE TO DOUBT THAT THE TEMPLARS HAVE THIS WAY PASSED.

 

NOW DRAW THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR ZEAL AND LEAVE NOTHING STANDING!

When you're having breakfast with your family and your 5 year old neophyte is eating a bowl of Rice Crispies and you think to yourself, "snap, crackle, pop" his cereal makes the same noise as a witch burning. Of course the Rice Crispies are mostly odorless whereas burning witches smell like victory.

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