You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Andhil]

...when you go out to trim the hedges with your power trimmer and you wield it one handed because that's what Sigismund would do.

This. Only with a chainsaw and wood blocks. The blocks turn into "Orks, Heretics and Witches" waaaay too fast. 

[Brother Christopher]

 

...when you go out to trim the hedges with your power trimmer and you wield it one handed because that's what Sigismund would do.

This. Only with a chainsaw and wood blocks. The blocks turn into "Orks, Heretics and Witches" waaaay too fast. 

 

 

... when health and safety regulations are just a relic of a bygone era.

[BlackTemplarsMarshal]

... you look a a brand new black SUV and wonder what it would look like with a Demolisher Cannon on the front.

[tvih]

... you have way more important and pressing things to worry about in real life but still can't get over not living up to your vow.

Edited August 3, 2014 by tvih

[FortesMastery]

you want to gather up the Sword Bretheren from your state and purge the Chaos Shrine that will be erecting it self soon. (Haunted House style thing called the Castle of Chaos)

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Burn it to the ground Brothers, for Sigismund and for Dorn. 

[Andhil]

you want to gather up the Sword Bretheren from your state and purge the Chaos Shrine that will be erecting it self soon. (Haunted House style thing called the Castle of Chaos)

BREAKING NEWS: Utah man arrested for burning down Haunted house. Claimed he was "purging" his state of "Heresy, witchcraft and Traitors." He also reffered to himself as a "Templar" and asked his fellow "Sword Brethern to join him in his eternal crusade." Psychiatric evaluation pending.

 

[Metic]

you want to gather up the Sword Bretheren from your state and purge the Chaos Shrine that will be erecting it self soon. (Haunted House style thing called the Castle of Chaos)

 

I believe I am in your current sector brother, Whatever Crusade you plan to wage Consider my blade at your side!

[Kastor Krieg]

 

BREAKING NEWS: Utah man arrested for burning down Haunted house. Claimed he was "purging" his state of "Heresy, witchcraft and Traitors." He also reffered to himself as a "Templar" and asked his fellow "Sword Brethern to join him in his eternal crusade." Psychiatric evaluation Emperor's visitation and Champion status pending.

 

ZEALed that for you.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Emperor damn it, I ran out of likes. 

 

Brother Kastor Krieg, this one is for you.

 

LIKE.

[Kastor Krieg]

Emperor damn it, I ran out of likes. 

 

Brother Kastor Krieg, this one is for you.

 

LIKE.

*salutes*

[FortesMastery]

If nothing else I can go in a tabard and shout HERETIC at things at random...certainly more fun then the last time I was in one of those.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

                                                    

... your Crusade Fluff and story has the mighty BT's out playing the dirty, sneaky, loyalty questioning, xeno tech using, witch loving Inquisition AND the pure as pure Grey Knights. 

[Firepower]

 

you want to gather up the Sword Bretheren from your state and purge the Chaos Shrine that will be erecting it self soon. (Haunted House style thing called the Castle of Chaos)

BREAKING NEWS: Utah man arrested for burning down Haunted house. Claimed he was "purging" his state of "Heresy, witchcraft and Traitors."

 

 

I could actually see this happening in Utah...

 

;)

[Mandolore511]

Well duh... Utah is on Holy Terra after all and we have been known to crusade there on occasion to root out heresy.

[Kastor Krieg]

When the new SW Flyer makes you think "OK, so what Crusade would take a wolf's head as partial symbol, so that I can... Aw, screw this, huge Templar Storm Shields all over the damned thing!" 

:D

[Brother Darklight]

When your Storm Talon, designated 'Drake Hunter', reliably takes down 2 Heldrakes per game to allow the Crusaders below free reign to run around and stab things. 

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

You know your a Black Templar when you think all tanks should be painted black and have a white cross painted on the roof. To  with sand colored or camouflage.

 

The British Challenger II and the American M1A2 Abrams would look amazing in black.   

 

And why not the helicopters too. The Apache, in black, with white crosses all over it. 

Edited August 14, 2014 by SCOTT_FRANCIS

[Knight of the Raven]

...your standard response to bickering between groups is to nuke the entire region they're bickering over from orbit. While they're in it. Especially if these groups don't worship the Emperor/don't bend the knee to the Imperial Truth.

 

...your standard modus operandi for peace talks is to drop pod down, shoot everything that moves and most things that don't and then salt the earth with the ashes of the uncooperative groups formerly involved.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Naaah, Viral bomb's, then move Imperials in and take the planet. Less hassle.

[Metic]

Naaah, Viral bomb's, then move Imperials in and take the planet. Less hassle.

 

If the planet is habitable by humans, virus bombing will more than likely destroy the planets ability to sustain human life. We wouldn't want to do that as it is our right as the Imperium of man to colonize said planet in the emperors name.

 

"The galaxy is the Emperor's, and anyone or anything who challenges that claim is an enemy who must be destroyed."

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

True, plus it is infinitly more ZEALOUS to engage the enemy in close combat.

[tvih]

... you are enrolling in a historical/medieval fencing group come next month to learn to better to slay the heretic, the witch and the traitor!

[Knight of the Raven]

...you joined a crusade reenactment group and the muslims playing the role of the saracens want to cosplay as templars now.

[Arufel87]

... When whilst perched upon your golden throne you realise that you have been caught short so use your codex astartes as a backup.