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When you used to pop down to your logal job centre and fill in the form,

 

Name: Robert the Templar

 

Adress: Battle barge orbiting holy terra at present.

 

Occupation: Sword Brethren, purger of heretics, burner of witches, faithful servant of the Emperor, physiotherapist.

 

Current working status: Awaiting funding to launch another holy crusade.

 

Preferences: Drop pod assault, land speeder formation specialities, data entry.

 

Dislikes: Cowardice, spyker's, iron warrior turncoat filth, seperating legions, tax returns.

 

Availability to work: 20 Hours per day minimum in service to the Emperor, 4 hours sleep only required (even then negotiable)

When you see this thread:
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/295397-fallen-templars/

Make this reply to it:

 

 

+ SUFFER NOT AN UNCLEAN THREAD TO LIVE +

 

And then report your own post with this:

 

Thread trolls Templars by submitting a ridiculous [ + HERETICAL! +] idea of Chaos-aligned [+ TRAITOR! +] Templars.
 
+ AEGIS COMMAND, AEGIS COMMAND +
+ THIS IS RECLUSIARCH KRIEG +
+ REQUESTING ORBITAL FIRE MISSION +
+ ON MY POSITION, BY GRID REFERENCE + 
+ OPEN SHEAF, FULL BROADSIDE BATTERY + 
+ COORDINATES AS FOLLOWS - TWO NINER FIVE THREE NINER SEVEN BREAK THREE SEVEN EIGHT ONE FIVE ZERO THREE +
+ COMMENCE FIRING WHEN READY +
+ COMMEND OUR SOULS TO HIM ON THE GOLDEN THRONE +
+ EXTERMINATUS, EXTERMINATUS, EXTERMINATUS +

lol, my response would of been

 

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/227/0/1/shut_up__space_marine_foot_in_face_style_by_impguy101-d6i84az.pngg

My counter response would be a quick charged plasma cannon blast, but I never took pics or vids of my playtime. Black Templars had hands down one of the better dlc skins though.

 

And I ran out of likes a while ago, Flint seems to rob me of them.

when you see an email from the Black Library called Join the Crusade and leap for ZEAL when you realize its for a new BT Novella.

 

 

{Edit}And then later feel sad because its Heresy.

Edited by FortesMastery

Emperor damn it, ran out of likes.

 

LIKE LIKE LIKE.

 

A Templar, giving his own life to ensure an orbital bombardment achieves total destruction is the true example of ZEAL.

+ FOR DORN, SIGISMUND, FOR THE EMPEROR - SO THAT OTHERS MAY ZEAL +

You go back playing Deathwatch with your mates and you refuse to play anything else than a Black Templar.

 

And after you are not allowed to play the most zealous Assault Marine even your Apothecari Charakter is more skilled with a Chainsword than any other charakter.

When your having a hard day, then you look up at your motivational poster for moral support.

 

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/00/bf/4f/00bf4f6fe09c1f80efaa5b1dbca8f4aa.jpg

...the wind loosens a crown in the front of your mouth while you are sky diving. The crown comes out, but you decide it's no big deal because you have a hobby desk full of Templar equipment, including a tube of holy super glue gel.

 

You glue it back in and now smile with tremendous ZEAL!

 

 

* Yes, wife has officially freaked out that I did that, quite certain that I have poisoned myself. Here I was thinking she'd be happy because we

wouldn't have to spend $2000 on a tooth. ;)

This one's a blunt sword, those are not as tricky usually. Though I bought it from another Finnish medieval fencing hobbyist at a slight discount, ordering one directly from the blacksmith that made it would've taken about 6 months waiting time! Lessons start in a month for me, so certainly didn't want to wait that long.

 

*Don't do this kids, NEVER attach a car battery to a sword, or anything that isn't a car for that matter!

 

Except heretics, witches, xenos, traitors, and kittens.

 

*OK really, don't.  I don't wanna see in the news that some kid electrocuted the neighborhood cat because some loony on the internet made a joke!

 

Then again....

 

No, really, don't.

 

:lol:

No, it isn't.  That's what you just said, slapped on a picture.  

 

Now, if you have a picture of Templars bro-fisting Gray Knights, I'll be glad to congratulate you in the short time you have before the Inquisition erases you and everyone you've ever known for the sin of knowing the Knights exist :laugh.:

Edited by Firepower

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